How has nothing changed on FFU in 7 years?
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Can I get a poop poop poop pa poo poo poop?
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Looks like the Golds Gym and REI near Skyline Towers http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bee_1475456860 ... cocksuckers.
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"bloomers" are sexy as fizuck
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I once threw toilet paper, smashed eggs all over the walls and lit a bag of poop on fire in my house. My parents were so pissed... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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The racism on this forum is truly disheartening. People really need to look beyond skin color. I don't care if you're white, black, brown, or any other color, everyone poops and there is no perfect answer to who has the best tasting poop.
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Star Trek vs. Star Wars comes down to a matter of opinion. However, both Star Trek Fans and Star Wars fans have similar reactions when receiving a surprise anal fingerbang. Not so different after all.
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Overseas fighting the Germans... goddamn commie scum.
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Wow, now that's some pretty good drama there
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Haven't been on here in years and it's still the same old tired posts
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWqF3nfnYfM How do you guys post so regularly after so many years?... looking at you eesh.
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The same thing happened to me. Though I guess it was a little different. They were two Italian guys in a white van and they told me they would give me a designer leather jacket if I gave them blowjobs. Something didn't seem right and it smelled a little fishy to me. Turns out they were women dressed in drag and they had bad yeast infections. Probably from all the grease in their pubes. I know it
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She would be hot if she were two people.
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Your erotic story has aroused me. Please tell us more.
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If the opportunity presented itself, yes. Yes I would lick a mashed up banana off her face.
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Your clown mouth Shut it.
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Does anyone know if Bull Run river out near Manassas has history of flooding? Any major floods in the last 10 years? Particularly the upper part where it crosses under Lightridge Farm Road?
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I'm not sure if this should be filed under "nobody gives a shit" or "ah, cool bro, tell me more"
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Unrelated note... this is pretty cool: http://www.wired.com/magazine/2010/12/ff_collarbomb/
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Ah HA, I think this is the guy: http://metro.co.uk/2009/04/06/suicide-mans-body-hidden-up-tree-for-29-years-8163/ and this is a very poor attempt at a copy cat: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2100499/Melissa-Joy-Dietzel-Decomposing-body-woman-30ft-tree-Sydney-missing-US-tourist.html Women... can't live without attention, can't not live without attention.
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Oh, I got an idea! Maybe we can create a suicide landmark in Fairfax! Japan has that creepy suicide forest, California has the Golden Gate Bridge, but where can us local Fairfaxtonians go to for a traditional style suicide? Not everyone wants to be creative and not everyone wants to make a mess in their own home, so lets put our brains together and find a nice out of the way spot for people to d
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Anyone got any good ideas for a suicide scavenger hunt? I read about the idea somewhere (maybe FFU?) and figure I should start planning for the years ahead so it can be really elaborate. Basically, the premise is that you create a scavenger hunt promising a big reward for whoever finds the prize. Whoever makes it to the end of the hunt is greeted by your dead body and a box containing your life
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This is how I like my Wendys... constipated http://www.american.edu/kogod/faculty/boland.cfm
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Also depends if you know the guy. If you go there a lot or he is clearing hooking you up on purpose you would clearly tip more. If the bartender just forgot to put the drinks on your tab because it's a crowded bar and you don't know the guy from Adam, give him 20-25% on $30. If you know him and he's giving you a good hookup I would tip $20.
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Always run with a loaded gun in your mouth.
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hey hey, you're on live. Wish I could stay tonight, got paperwork to do :(
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I'M BACK BABY!!! (or am I?) Maybe I can find the time someday to come back in force. Unfortunately, not today. TheNorthman Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Frisky, according to his account, hasn’t posted > here since 11/9…hardly enough time to qualify > him for a “whatever happened to..” inquiry. > > PPP and TGP were here, right before the elect
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Hey! There's a post about me! Sup Frisky Dingo, see you're still going strong. I searched for my own name because I'm really vain. Seems I don't have much time anymore to spend on this site. First time I checked it in probably 4 months. I'll try to get back into it... I've been working on some new dinosaur jokes that I think are gonna kill.
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What did the Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom! awesome
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