If you want old farts touching every tomato, apple and banana before you buy it, plus huge door dings and/or hit and run damage from grandma, then the vienna magruders parking lot is your spot!
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no reward if found Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Garglemynuts Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > So let's get this straight. He reports it to > TMZ > > but not the cops? > > Could be because making a false police report is a > crime, making one to TMZ is not Exactly my point. I hope
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So let's get this straight. He reports it to TMZ but not the cops? Let's hope that he's dumb enough to file a police report so that when they find out it is bullshit he gets sent to jail and cornholed the rest of his fat miserable life. Douche.
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Is that the chick currently missing in aruba? Sleeps with the fishes!
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Check you most recent policy statement - not the bill, but the actual policy statement that goes thru your levels of coverage. They typically have some numeric rating code and a lookup table that tells you how you are rated. On allstate's there's a code for "minor" and "major" violations. I believe minor includes lower point moving violations and major would be DUI, reckless, racing, etc. I u
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Unless you already have a bunch of points on your record, one ticket for 19 over probably won't impact your insurance rates IF they actually pull your DMV history. I memory serves me correctly, allstate generally doesn't increase premiums for 1-2 "minor" violations. My wife had two speeding tickets in VA (15 & 19 over) and allstate didn't bat an eye. Of course when she had her first acci
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If you want that "choppy choppy, flippy flippy" nonsense, try Sakura in Tysons next time. The food at these places is all basicaly the same (steak, shrimp or chicken w/rice, the onion volcano, etc), but at least at Sakura it was cooked properly. And the waitresses are far hotter if you're into that kinda thing.
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We're too close to our school so no bus service and forced to walk. No big deal, but we don't let them walk alone - way too many pervs and other freaks out there. There aren't many families at our school who choose to drive v. put their kids on the bus. That said, the pickup/drop off lane is a freaking disaster. Tons of women driving huge SUVs or minivans blabbing away on their cell phones c
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Forgot to mention Brickskeller (sp). Had the best beer selection in town and some decent mixed drinks. Never forget the one called "Orbit & Go Naked". Non-alcoholic beer, grain alcohol & some type of mixer. Instant memory blanker.
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Ahh, DC in the 1980s. Drinking age was 21 in MD & VA, but good old DC held it at 18 until like 1986 or 87. Not that it really made much difference. Don't remember any bars really carding. 4 P's near uptown theater Fish Market Zoo Bar Saloon 3rd Edition Hawk & Dove Sign of the Whale Camelot (if that counts) Clydes Mr Smiths Houston's Tiber Creek (gotta love the yards of beer) Also u
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Just be happy you don't live in DC. Higher income & property taxes and one of the highest spending per student rates in the nation and yet the schools blow. If you are a "normal" person with a "normal" income (ie. can't afford private school), you are a retard if you stay in that shitbox and have kids.
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Do you mean the bowl or the bowel? Enough grease in that nasty pile of chicken skin and beaks to loosen up anybody's turd.
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Real cop in DC handing out speeding tickets.. you should frame it, rare indeed. Surprised he didn't shake you down for cash then and there.
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Did you get a ticket from an actual cop or a camera ticket in the mail? If you got the photo radar ticket there are no points. Yes, you can fight both photo tickets AND a ticket from the cop, but DC is a joke in that respect. You: 1. Have a hearing examiner who decides the case and has every incentive to collect the revenue for the city versus actually listen to facts. 2. You cannot ask
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We hit the Magruders in Vienna every now and then, but honestly not sure how it stays in business. It looks pretty much the same as it did in 1980 and prices seem about the sameas Giant/Wegmans (for the non-gourmet junk).
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Food will pass thru you in 15 min. Explosive shit storm warning.
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Prius drivers just suck. Clueless as to anybody else on the road, go slow in the left lane and turn right from the left lane or come to a dead stop on beltway on-ramps. You people suck. Only cool Prius driver story I know of was Al Gore's son going 100mph all hopped up on meth and flipping off the cops. The Smart just says "I'm a douchebag".
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I'm all for saving the environment and have no problem with people buying more fuel efficent cars, but both these cars look stupid. And what the hell is with prius and smart drivers going 5 under the limit in the left lane ALL THE TIME? Jesus, you're already a tool and live with your mother, but please stay right. Oh, and that little fuking stick on the left of the wheel that makes the "click
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Looks like they set the golf course on fire and then covered it with crap. All mud and junk running into that little stream on creek crossing road now. Looks like raw sewage.
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Gee, worked great in russia and china. Tool.
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So they've got maybe 5 or 6 of the concrete track sections sticking out over westpark. What exactly keeps those things from falling off and crushing some poor turd?
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What the hell is it with all the assholes in Tysons corner heading towards Great Falls on Rt 7 blocking every intersection? Look, it is pretty simple, if it is obvious you won't make it across the intersection before the light turns read, don't pull out and block the opposing lanes of traffic. You fuck up 50 other people's lives so you can make it home 10 seconds sooner? You people suck.
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Naw, composting takes too long and the raccoons keep digging up fingers and stuff and leaving them on the porch.
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Yucky24 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Anyone who buys an electric car right now is a > fucking retard (aka obama supporter). > > The technology simply isn't there yet. > > You only get like 100 miles on a charge. > > Then you have to wait like 12 HOURS to get a full > charge. > > And it's also difficult to find a proper char
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Holy shit that kid freaks me out. Did people really look like that in 1970?
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Jeff Sledjeski Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Attached is a very helpful pamphlet. You can also > go to the Loudoun County Health Department website > for more info. > > http://www.loudoun.gov/Default.aspx?tabid=729 > > Ignore the regulation info; that is for Loudoun > County residents. > > Do not bother with the Fairfax County
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Everybody I know who's tried this w/o a RE agent has ended up hiring one after wasting 3-4 months. Typically people don't take FSBO seriously and/or low-ball the crap out of you. I've also seen people use discount brokers and/or beat the agent up to list for 1-2%. In those instances the agent does very little to actively market the home. Interview a number of agents and hire one with a dec
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What happened to that place? I kinda remember one in Arlington on 29, but don't remember if there were any in FF.
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Say what you want about China and/or the Hoyas. Doesn't matter who was right or wrong here. Sad fact is that China buys a lot of US debt and we need them to keep doing so. I guess the supposed purpose of this trip was "to help build ties between china and the us" or some BS like that. Sure this is getting a lot of favorable air time in china.
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In all seriousness do you pay for his car insurance, cell, food, etc? If so, take away something he likes for a period of time. Good start making him pay you back the fine + interest, but at 20yrs old he sure acted like a tard. If you don't show some real consequences from this you'll be bailing him out of a dwi or something else in the future.
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