Gonads & Strife Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brown Eye Blind Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Fuck Chuck Hoffmann. Fuck him right in his > stupid > > lying ass. > > > once his stupid lying ass has been fucked, what do > you suggest be done to his forehead? dump a fat blast of spa
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Fuck Chuck Hoffmann. Fuck him right in his stupid lying ass.
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I tried to give him this name but I guess he did not want it. It is ripe for the taking - enjoy, somebody! password to BEB: allyours Harry Tuttle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Uh, Miz.... > > There shouldn't even be a question of who gets to > post as you...
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you the only fruity one toucan sammy. now fly on outta here 'fore I pluck your tail feathers and fuck your nares. Fear Of A Tapas Covered Planet! Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brown Eye Blind Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > any bitch ass fools roll on me or my man > tuttles, > > you'll be given a d
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any bitch ass fools roll on me or my man tuttles, you'll be given a direct ticket to albuquerque. so go hide like the nig-bitch you are and I will send my jew ass hermano nimoy in search of your dirty ass.
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I miss my Dad.
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I remember the smell of my parents house and the black leather couch in the family room. They had a bar but instead of bar paraphenalia inside, it was filled with books and old comedy records of my dads - bill cosby, the smothers brothers, etc.
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I had lots of nightmares. In fact, I slept with the lights on sometimes as late as 13 or 14 years old. They were always apocolyptical in nature. One time when I was 8 or 9, I swore I saw a young man crouched down at the windows looking into my parents basement. He put his hand to the window and I did the same. He said his name was David. I turned away in fear and he vanished.
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Oh, and Frankie Smith's Double Dutch Bus:
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There was a high school kid that lived up the street and my middle brother and I used to call him the Peenie Genie. I can remember listening to 45 records on a kiddie turntable - Joan Jett & the Blackhearts, Joey Scarbury's theme from Greatest American Hero and Burl Ives.
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Where is Harry these days? I miss ma beautiful fren. If I had the energy, I would post a sarlaac asshole pic just for him but I just cannot muster it up right now.
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I did not play video games and my parents refused to pay for cable tv. we could only watch the networks and PBS. I remember at a very young age watching Monty Pythons Flying Circus and Dr. Who. My parents almost divorced when I was in the 5th grade and I remember Genesis was really big, and Bob Seger - those artists remind me of those time. God how I hate them. If I hear Phil Collins voice, I wan
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No, she should not get custody, and I doubt she would even fight it. She should be hobbled for that. What a selfish bitch. Reminds me of Mr. Misery and all has obscene posts about abusing kids. If this video disgusts you, think about Misery for a moment - no real difference is there?
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People should not jump to conclusions. Perhaps he was performing a cavity search for drugs.
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curious Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thanks for FXU Cary- hope the server upgrades work > out! I agree. He puts up with alot of shit around this place.
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I don't remember those specifically but I do remember similar looking jackets that would be on the assigned text books. Usually, after about a month of school, mine would like like this:
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I dont miss that at all. The flexibility of buying individual tracks on something like iTUnes alone is a blessing. Not to mention actually finding what you want pretty quickly rather than having to special order that weird japanese import for the live version of mmmmbop.
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*Yawn* I had a good rest from FFXU. Now that I am waking up, I need some vitamin c, perhaps some orangina juice
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"Hey Hanrahan! Hanrahan! Hanrahan - Suzanne sucks pussy! Hey Hanrahan she's a dyke! I know, I know! She's a lesbian, a lesbian, a lesbian!"
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Give me a diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper. And make it quick, I'm in a goddamn hurry!
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It is all calamity and chaos now!!!
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hi cary, is there a way for one to terminate their own account? I would like to leave FFXU. thanks, BEB
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I heard the anal bleaching field is wide open.
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Yeah but you forgot to count the 147 times that Bush was caddying for Cheney. FurfaxTownie Wrote: > Must be hard to find time with all the rounds of > golf he is playing. Per CNN as of April 20th 2010 > Obama played 32 rounds of golf. In comparison Bush > played a total of 24 rounds during his entire 8 > year presidency.
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it sounds as though life's been good for joe walsh.
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Really blackened hot dogs off a grill. And I sometimes enjoy the smell of my own farts.
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