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11 years ago
lordfairfax
Stop resurrecting old threads you asswipes.
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11 years ago
lordfairfax
Yea it's probably off topic but check out this video of the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders performing Call Me Maybe. I think this is in response to the Harvard baseball team version. Anyway, the Dolphins cheerleaders are just adorable. http://youtu.be/FIfbghHdG1s
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13 years ago
lordfairfax
wnrsm Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > They're all just assholes getting rich by fucking > over people who are already financially fucked. > Those assholes are the original fucked-over people.
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13 years ago
lordfairfax
eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > wnrsm Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > The germans don't seem to do bling an extra > brand. > > > Mercedes has Maybach, which is about as blinged > out as you can get for any car. And BMW owns Rolls-Royce Motor Cars
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13 years ago
lordfairfax
Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > And a shaven face on a man makes him look like a > pre-pubescent boy.... Who cares? A man's face, shaven or otherwise, is not something to lick or fuck.
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13 years ago
lordfairfax
Atom Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mr Miz, there are thousands of species that have > sex outside of ovulation. Most primates, hyaena, > parakeets, lots of em. Agreed, do you only jack off when you're ovulating?
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13 years ago
lordfairfax
Dumb fucks Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hair on the pussy is gross. What's wrong with u to > idiots? You probably don't eat pussy otherwise > youd want it fucking bare Real men want real women, not some shaved twat. But have it your way little boy.
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13 years ago
lordfairfax
bloody blisters Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > lordfairfax Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > bloody blisters Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > if you find some hair in your pasta do you go > > > ahead and eat it OR do you remov
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13 years ago
lordfairfax
Mr Orgasm bump Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I get that 70's bush was outrageously gross. 70's bush is outrageously sexy. It's rough, real, funky, get down on it, grown up woman sexy. The shaved pubes nowadays look like little girls. Gimme a woman!
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13 years ago
lordfairfax
bloody blisters Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > if you find some hair in your pasta do you go > ahead and eat it OR do you remove it? > > case in point What the fuck are you talking about? Do you lick spaghetti, linguini, rigatoni and/or ravioli?
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13 years ago
lordfairfax
Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Corrosion. > > Thank ethanol gas for that. > > +1 My Stihl backpack blower and Kombitool were both recalled this year due to gas cap corrosion from ethanol. Along with replacing the caps, Stihl recommended using at least 89 octane to help mitigate the ethanol effects. The ethanol debacle i
Forum: Fairfax County General
13 years ago
lordfairfax
Thanks, haven't seen this one. As I ponder the 200905030201 post, I realize Alias has mad photoshop skill.
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13 years ago
lordfairfax
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-state-of-nova/post/stink-bugs-in-loudoun-homes-farms-on-the-decline/2011/10/25/gIQAZGPlIM_blog.html?wpisrc=nl_buzz So they are on the decline throughout the area. Good! Bastards!
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13 years ago
lordfairfax
WashingTone-Locian Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You are a fringe candidate when your reason for > not wanting a fence on the border is because you > think the Feds want to put it there to keep > Americans from escaping. > > Yea that could never happen, or nationalizing auto companies while taking from bond holders and giving to unions, or ex
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13 years ago
lordfairfax
I thought she was going to do a version of this....
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13 years ago
lordfairfax
SoylentGreen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ah....the 70's. > > Eyebrows back then were a tribute to Cro-Magnon > yanno. Bet she's got a nice big bush too
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13 years ago
lordfairfax
Fuckin' parasites.
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13 years ago
lordfairfax
That is one fucking sad letter, especially the last sentence. Look, just go out and get laid and forget about that asshole.
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13 years ago
lordfairfax
Conie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > So...he distracted me as his accomplis, who was > supposed to be cleaning the gutters was checking > my house out... > to find out which down spouts were loose...etc., > etc. > > and then Sucks. He was probably cracking the solder as he was up there so they could come back later and quickly slide
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13 years ago
lordfairfax
Conie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have copper gutters. > > I had 50 ft.of down spouts stolen 2 weeks ago. > > And i'm embarrassed to admit that i'm sure > > the guys that stole them scammed me a week > earlier. I've got copper too, now I guess I better go out and check my downspouts. What was the scam the week before?
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13 years ago
lordfairfax
Les Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Read the opinion piece at the top of the thread. > It says in the op-ed that benefits would be phased > out according to the income of the beneficiary. > You have to make several hundred thousand > currently to pay the top Medicare premium of > around 310/mo. I did read it. Here's what it says about Ryan's p
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13 years ago
lordfairfax
Les Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's not new. The government has already changed > the Medicare B premiums for the high earners. > It's now on a sliding scale once you reach 85K. > The premiums are about 150% more for the highest > earners. They're over 300/mo. Since Medicare A > covers only 80% of expenses for hospitalization, a > lot
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13 years ago
lordfairfax
Ryan's a pretty thoughtful guy who at least proposes some fairly creative solutions rather than demagogue issues to death. This is good stuff and we need more of it. His health care proposals are the subject of the lead editorial in today's WSJ: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204831304576597001411227880.html
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13 years ago
lordfairfax
The real problem is people blindly consume medical services without comparing costs first. If the OP had been on the hook for lab charges, he or she would have shopped around before having the lab work done rather than simply clucking about the costs when the bill arrives. You don't order a meal, or clothing, or a car or computer without knowing the cost first. Several years ago my three year
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13 years ago
lordfairfax
Mid-September a year ago, and the previous year for that matter, they were massing on the southwest side of the house. I saw a few babies earlier this summer but nothing since all the rain. Hope all the bastards enjoyed their final swim.
Forum: Fairfax County General
13 years ago
lordfairfax
Shouldn't those focking stinkbugs be knocking on the doors and windows by now? Is it too much to hope they've drowned or washed away?
Forum: Fairfax County General
13 years ago
lordfairfax
Jimmy Carter anybody?
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13 years ago
lordfairfax
My neighbor in Fairfax has one. He seems to like it OK. He leaves it plugged in a night, so when he's running late in the morning I'll see him rushing to put the extension cord away, lol. He was one of the first to buy so you know he got raped.
Forum: Fairfax County General
13 years ago
lordfairfax
FactChecker Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > lordfairfax Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Senator? BB, if you don't get your facts > straight > > you totally fuck up your insinuation. > > ^EPIC FAIL^ > > She was a Senator when she made the comments. Hardly an "epic fail". She was in fac
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13 years ago
lordfairfax
Senator? BB, if you don't get your facts straight you totally fuck up your insinuation.
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