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13 years ago
Tim45

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13 years ago
Tim45
sorry Meeper I was too lazy to read the many posts.
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13 years ago
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Three women apply for an admin job at a major company. The first has an associates degree in business. She plans on making this job her career. She is married with two children. The second has a bachelors degree, single and wants to stay with the company but move up the ladder. The third has a masters and wants to someday run the company. Which one gets the job? The one with the big tits.
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13 years ago
Tim45
When I go to Walmart I always prepare myself to expect the worst shopping experience in my life. You know going in there will be foreigners talking so loud it makes your ears hurt. Kids riding the bikes and toys through the aisles. Rednecks whipping their offspring telling them to stop crying, never could figure that one out. Endless announcements on the PA that no one can understand. I just kn
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13 years ago
Tim45
eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Tim45 Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Try Bungalos in the Shoppers Food center. > > > > They have shitty, overpriced food. I ordered > nachos one time and it was Tostitos covered in > barely melted cheese. I didnt eat there either, just did the usual
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13 years ago
Tim45
Try Bungalos in the Shoppers Food center. The prices are about what you expect anywhere in Nova. Go to Happy Hour first before handing over money for regular prices. They can get some real trash people in there when they want to. They do have or had some decent looking waitresses. Havent been there in a few months. Hard Times at Backlick and Keene Mill have dollar bottle beer for happy hour and
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13 years ago
Tim45
Last time I went the customers resembled something like piss test day at the parole office. You wave a wad of cash in front of that crowd expect to have your head split open on the way to your car.
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13 years ago
Tim45
It didnt take long the previous adult services are now under "therapeutic services". I wouldnt use the services, I have no desire to lay on a table where some guy has shot a load but if someone else wants to pay to play why not. Usually the moralist that condemn these services are the ones that end up getting caught in one.
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13 years ago
Tim45
Depending on your tastes if you only go gambling a few times a year save your money and go to Vegas. Flights are decently priced and you get treated like a customer not a mark.You get comped on just about all play. The people I know that have been to Charles Town were never offered a comp even while playing $50 a hand blackjack. In Vegas that earns you a free dinner at least in a good restaurant
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13 years ago
Tim45
This will certainly stop the sex for money trade. Not!
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13 years ago
Tim45
To be fair to Charlestown they saw a niche and they filled it. If you want to gamble you either play there or travel to Delaware or AC. They set $50 blackjack minimums and have people waiting to play. They offer next to nothing in comps, such as they are, and you will wait forever for a drink. They have the location and a potential customer base of a few million people within an hours drive. Th
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13 years ago
Tim45
WingNut Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I went to Tunica Mississippi when I was in Memphis > once and there were literally motherfuckers there > in bib overalls and Cat hats. They'd come from all > over the mid-South to go there. I can't see C-Town > being that country. I went to a riverboat casino in Iowa a few years back. There were guys in bib o
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13 years ago
Tim45
This poor couple is really pissed but then it is 4 am
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13 years ago
Tim45

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13 years ago
Tim45
There are Koreans in Annandale?
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13 years ago
Tim45
Maybe Annandale?
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13 years ago
Tim45
I think it is because the booze helps you relax and forget a crap day. Happy Hour and all, I know it works for me. A few cold beers, look at some women shoot the shit and I am ready for tomorrow.
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13 years ago
Tim45
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13 years ago
Tim45
I am seeking a russian babe. She must be ok with the fact I am in mid 40s and middle income. She must also know how to shave the important areas of her body and only be a casual drinker. I can work with the smoking. And dont get any ideas she can marry me and then take off, I will track her ass down and send her back to Siberia so fast her head will spin.
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13 years ago
Tim45
Do you believe this? Out until 2012. Granted one pitcher doesnt make the team but why does this keep happening to us?
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13 years ago
Tim45
DMV - where you stand in line to get a ticket to go stand in another line
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13 years ago
Tim45
I predict the Redskins will be home this winter watching the playoffs.
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13 years ago
Tim45
The cop at the end is ready to give mohammad a real ass whipping with his metal baton. He has it at the ready position and is about to dispense a one way ticket to the hospital.
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13 years ago
Tim45
"DICK ","RICHARD "," ","053"," 8716","WHITSON ","CT","SPRINGFIELD ","VA","05/20/2006","FAIL OBEY HWY SIGN Poor guy - imagine the abuse
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13 years ago
Tim45
Someone please remove the curse on DC. Who did we piss off? The hapless Redskins who cant beat a winless team like Detroit. The Capitals who choked in the playoffs AGAIN. The Nationals paid big bucks for the rock star Strasburg who is now hurt every other day.And dont even get me started on the Wizards, God how I hate that name.
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13 years ago
Tim45
More likely someone seeking their fifteen minutes of fame. If 11 vote to convict and one holds out guess who gets their face all over tv for a few weeks.
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13 years ago
Tim45
Too bad they couldnt have stuck him on the Green line to Anacostia with no return trains at 1 am.
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