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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
YES. I asked one of the Currency Collection Engineers the same question last week as I had several of the dollar coins courtesy of the USPS. She tossed the dollar coin into the mesh bucket, light turned green, and I proceeded. Bigger issue: I need to get a SmartTag.
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
Lavar was babbling about football yesterday and said, I swear I'm not making this up, that a receiver had a "very opportune opportunity." Are you kidding?
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
I went today. Line was very short! Tonight would be perfect to load the family into the minivan and enjoy a nice dinner at an unbeatable price!
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
Ester Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Are Republicans bi-bolar? Everything they say > they are for is complete lies. Both parties are full of crap. Democrats claim to be the party of tolerance -- unless you disagree with them.
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
Warhawk Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Irregardless - the party of family values. "Irregardless?" I'm afraid I'm going to have to report you to the Department of Redundancy Department.
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
Sticker Checkers!!! Your tax money at work! But hey, at least they're not shooting innocent people.
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
WashingTone-Locian Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I finally had an In-N-Out burger a few months ago. > The most over-rated thing I have experienced in > quite some time. It tasted like a Big Mac with a > really toasted bun. And the fries were nothing to > write home about. Yes, it was in the Big Lebowski. > That doesn't make it great. I also ha
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
Fix that fuckin' tire, please.
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
That's where your flushed toilet water goes to be run through a filter and then turned into yummy tapwater. Bottoms up!
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
Well, if the water tower mentioned in this article had such security, the locals might not have had to drink dead-woman juice. http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread126764/pg1
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
Listen kid, be smart about this. If you have a body in your car, just bury it in a remote location (like your neighbor's yard) rather than tossing it out the window. If you get caught, your weekend is hosed.
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
Gravis Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > im not so sure that having millions of people kill > themselves in a short period of time would make > many people happy. The funeral industry would be happy. Oh, and graymoose, of course.
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
This is an outrage! What are they doing killing our crazy guy? Arlington County better not start some shit with Fairfax, 'cause we'll drop those mother fuckers.
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
Anybody know if that pickup truck is for sale? I could use me some new wheels.
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
Alot. Definately Their/they're/there misuse To/too misuse If I see anyone of those I pull the eject handle immediately. I figure the writer is too stupid to have anything intelligent to say.
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
WTL -- you should put out a press release announcing your retirement from this thread...
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
Let me guess. The jubilant Indians are celebrating by eating massive amounts of curry. Incidentally, they also eat massive amounts of curry when sad. Oh, and when they're feeling generally content, they really pound the curry.
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
Yeah, well, I got rid of Cox (in my home) about 3 years ago.
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
Diet Mountain Dew is my go-to. Good stuff, and calorie free.
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
She speaks! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEnYEP1qc80&NR=1
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
How about this gem: "Malicious Phillies fans flashed a laser pointer into the face of Cardinals hitters Saturday, trying to distract them– or worse. After the game, a man was beaten to death outside Citizens Bank Park." http://interact.stltoday.com/blogzone/tipsheet/tipsheet/2009/07/adam-kennedy-gritty-team-leader/ And my kid wonders why we've never been to see the Liberty Bell...
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
Following the 9/11 attacks, a lot of people rushed out to get "comfort doggies." That was nearly 9 years ago. Those cute little puppies are now older doggies that don't quite get out as much anymore. I'm referring to those that are still alive, anyway. You see, a lot of those dogs have died of disease, old age, coyotes, and budding serial killers. Others were left behind following home forec
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
I have this sneaking suspicion that if a giant asteroid turned Philadelphia into a big, smoking hole, nobody else on the planet would really care.
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
I know a guy who is a VP. Probably makes 250K a year. Drives a 10 year old Jetta. I've got a cousin who works help-desk and drives a 2009 BMW and lives with his parents. What you drive says little about you. Being a courteous driver says a lot.
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
You Sticker-Checkers with your Associates Degrees, hyper-inflated egos and mustaches should spend less time perusing a discussion forum and more time on the firing range learning how to put steel-on-target instead of steel-on-innocent civilians. I think Fairfax County has a much-too-large law enforcement budget. You can't drive from one end of the county to the other without seeing speed traps
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
I don't know about Virginia, but I'm sure as hell not going to see them. Too many tourists, and the prices keep going up.
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
I could be wrong (which I frequently am), but I could have sworn the discussed that the Junkettes will be showing up at some appearance they're doing in the near future. I heard that this morning.
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
I made a pledge a year ago to stay the hell away from that area, and it sounds like it's gotten considerably worse. I feel for you, brother.
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
Sammy the Tooth Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The REAL reason for JP's divorce. Wow. > > http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=43753&id=145 > 1275408 They should have her play "Whora Bora." That would be a show! Wonder how many bruthas have taxed that? Anybody know what her favorite bird is -- duck, swallow, or spotted owl?
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14 years ago
Sweeney Todd
You should post this on the "upskirt" thread...
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