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by the time you have worked over my brown eye, it will be more like a farter's market
eye am very gassy because eye do not treat my bowels good
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eye have a three inch penis (hard) and have never felt the need to compensate...
eye just take it up the ass so my tiny wiener never is an issue
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this is vile slander
eye do not work for stanley steamer, it is a bad company
my work van simply says "FREE CANDY" on the side
also 12 is way too old for me
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with the exception of a 3 hour period on Tuesday afternoon eye have had an ass full of rancid pakistani semen
eye love taking dick in my ass
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as a gentleman does, eye will suck the poop out of the dick that has fucked me
it is only polite
this is the way. the Mahdi way. which is very gay
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sorry eye am strictly a catcher not a pitcher
eye love taking hot loads in my ass
there is at least a gallon of rancid paki semen in there right now
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What a bargain! Wrote:
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> You get more for your money when you bang Mahdi
five cents a nut
still a great deal
eye am very gay
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