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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
After today, I won't be using my Banana Republicans handle anymore. That other Banana Republicans keeps telling everyone I hate Trump. I DO NOT hate Trump. I also love my goat Sherpa. I will be using my older account Gerrymanderer2 from now on.
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
I am currently at the Inova Fairfax garage with Sherpa. I am covered in shit and violently masturbating.
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
Gerrymanderer2. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Anyone know some good men’s rooms to take pics > of men shitting? I’m starting to get noticed at > the 66 rest area so I need to recon others now. Just to make sure everyone knows it's really me, I signed into my account. I've tried the 66 rest area as well as various restrooms in Fair Oaks mall. Does
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
I usually have to deal with a really stinky chemtrail when I am lurking in the men's room at the 66 rest stop. I'm trying to find another restroom that is readily available. I just got kicked out of the JcPenney store.
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
I'm currently in the mens' room in JcPenney here in Fair Oaks mall. The men in the rest room are giving me a dirty look. What you've never seen an overweight Pakistani man masturbating to Farmers' Quartley?
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
All I want for Christmas is my lovely Sherpa and a subscription to Animal Planet.
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
basement dweller Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm having a microwave breakfast bowl (walmart > brand) and a diet Dr Pepper for Christmas > breakfast. Fuck my life. Nothing better to wash away the goat cum than a nice bowl of diet Dr. Pepper.
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
Can't we all just get along? I personally love all peoples and barn yard animals. Goats especially.
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
Did someone ask about me? I am gerrymanderer.
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
The article is interesting. I would like the gentlemen in the article a little more if he was into goats.
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
basement dweller Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Everyone I ever loved is either dead or in prison. > Fuck my life. Sherpa and I feel your pain. Everyone we know is either on a barn or at the vet.
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
Thank you. Sherpa and I are grateful for the nice words.
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
Aren't all crimes hate crimes? Why bring a racial component into it?
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
I'm currently sitting in the garage. It's cold. Sherpa is with me. We're about to move up to the next level in the parking garage.
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
Hi Gerry Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Happy Holidays Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > It might go boom. > > ^ Prime example of having no life and living in > moms basement. I'm saving money for an apartment that will allow me to have Sherpa. Otherwise it's the basement for me.
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
Neither One Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Not Moreno Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Gerry in Garage Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Running recon and sipping Corona with his gay > > > protector and another faggot sandnigg
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
I just want to know where this shit party is going to be held? I hope it's near my place. I live right around the corner from Seneca Ridge Middle school.
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
Save the Goats Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Goatfuckerer2 publicly shits all over his own > kitchen counter and loves Trump, does that mean he > is Indian? But Indians worship animals they don't > rape them. DON'T YOU EVER IMPLY THAT I RAPE SHERPA! Sherpa and I make love with each other. It's a consensual relationship. I accept Sherpa becaus
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
Libs just want to be able to have free love with whomever they choose. If you wont let me make love to my goat Sherpa, then I am NOT going to vote for you.
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
spring onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dad and the obese neighbor have purchased a large > tub of Crisco and laid out shower curtains in the > living room and say they are going to play 'hide > the ornaments' They have been at Grandma's jenkem > most of the day and accidentally lit the Christmas > tree on fire lighting their farts. Luckil
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
Sherpa and I were at the Springfield Mall Target roaming around the little boy's section. Not only did I get to see a bunch of pretty boys, but I bought a few shirts for Sherpa. It was a GREAT day!
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
Mustachio Man Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Banana Republicans Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > You just figured that out John? > > > You and your neo-con heroes are done. No more > endless wars. Now is time for MAGA. No, now it's time for a man to love his goat. Be back in 5 minutes!
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
Oh... I had no idea Republicans allowed for street shitting. Personally, I love to shit on the streets. My mom got tired of me doing it in a corner of the basement.
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
John. I have another question. Do you know where I can procure some Herpes medication for a goat?
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
I hate people that seem to have a problem with my being in a sexual relationship with my goat Sherpa. I love goats. Sherpa especially.
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
I do it because I am bananas about republicans. My goat Sherpa and myself are always having post-sex conversations about you guys. We realize we have no life outside of FFU.
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
Banana Republicans Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > They don't give a fuck about him either. They're > just a rabid cornered dog stuck in anativist > stupor of their own imagination. Once he's gone > they'll throw him under the bus. Only thing is > they are getting to the point now where they may > go down with this con artist joke president. To
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
HAHA! PRECEDENT Trump will ALWAYS have an assterix next to his name. It doesn't matter if he is relected because we got him inpeached. Suck on that Trumptardz1 Love you Sherpa!
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
So is species. There is NO DIFFERENCE between my goat and me. We make love and shouldn't be judged by that Cheeto in the white house. I can't wait until this Inpeachmint process is over so Sherpa and I will be free to get married.
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4 years ago
Banana RepubIicans
seer Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I can see through the internet, I see you now. > People think posts are random and anonymous. Not > true. I know everyone here, really. I am now > directing this at YOU, not the others here. Oh no! You can see me? I need to make sure I cover up more so you don't see all my rolls of fat. I need to drop a few
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