eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Wow. Why do these actors turn to hard drug use? Because investing the money made from a movie and living a comfortable life is too boring. Must. Be. Giant. Douche.
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The original version will not get out of my head. This rendition amused me, though. Particularly at the end. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDficEfonAE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Shoot it with a pellet gun? At least granny knew how to effectively shoot something.
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I've been busy. :o)
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Good night! What makes people want to be that tan? It looks horrible, not to mention the premature wrinkles and leather skin.
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MrMephisto Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Seriously, what's the point of this housecleaning > activity? All it accomplishes is throwing the dust > into the air where it will eventually re-settle on > all available surfaces. > > What's the best alternative to dusting? I share that thought. I just ignore it until I can no longer stand it, then
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Sorry for your loss, Jerry.
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What a sick fuck. "The bodies of a mother, father and their two children - a high school sophomore and a middle schooler - were discovered around 12 p.m. inside their Herndon home on Point Rider Lane. Officials were contacted by the employers of the two parents, who had failed to arrive at work for two days."
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I saw that mess shortly after it happened. That was an ugly scene! I don't think a seat belt would have saved him, but he still should have been wearing it. The speed limit is only 35. I admit that I usually go faster, but 110? Are you kidding me? I'm glad no one was hurt. That car was right next to the playground and basketball court. He could have killed a lot of people driving like a f
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What a bunch of dumb fucks.
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I rode a Segway before. They aren't hard to control. I wouldn't be surprised if home chicken had a heart attack causing him to cruise off the cliff.
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Katy Perry is TOTALLY hot. Yum! I agree that you have to give her some kind of credit for actually performing. It's so rare to see that anymore.
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That is fucking hideous, Itrade. *hurl*
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She looks like a blend of Meg Tilley and Sandra Bullock. Cute! Haven't heard her talk, though. I agree that stupid spoils it.
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I was half expecting to see the guy jump. Might have made the video a little more interesting.
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Good to know. We were just having this conversation at work the other day.
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That first picture is just disturbing!
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I wish someone would blow those people away. Evil.
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Oh, I couldn't agree more. I fancy a tasty adult beverage or four, and expect to be consuming a few this weekend while watching a game since my beach trip got fucked up. There's a difference between being a moderate drinker and a drunk. I feel fortunate to not have a problem, because I see what it does to those who can't control themselves.
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That's disgusting.
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Holy crap! If you're gonna off yourself, don't jump. It's messy, and fucks up other people's stuff.
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What are you talking about? Zardoz is a masterpiece of AWESOMELY badness!
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Be safe, Meeper. If you see anything cool flying through the air at massive speeds, take a picture. :o)
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Recently, I've been told a younger version of Cain from BSG, and the mom from Gilmore Girls. I think this is a better likeness:
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I have lost two friends to excessive drinking. One was 35 and the other was 44. Don't be a drunk.
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Dang, I was supposed to go to NC this weekend. Balls.
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Aww, everyone's hatin' on the Harley. Like ThePackLeader, I tend to see more jackholes on crotch rockets zipping around cars and being douchebags, but I also know people who have them who don't suck. Dear PostSecret, When I see idiots on crotch rockets going ridiculous speeds and weaving in and out of traffic, putting the safety of my child at risk, I hope they lose control and get run over
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I'm MrMephisto, Spunky, Expensive Jeans, and Harry Tuttle.
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Mr. Tuttle, you still make me giggle. ;o) I always thought Alias was a dude, too. Should I start hitting on you now, Alias? Ha!
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dika-dika Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > WashingTone-Locian Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Given the hysteria around illegal immigration > and > > the omni-presence of YouTube, it seems highly > > unlikely something like this would occur > without > > video of it showing up on the Int
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