My favorite Paul Lynde line from Hollywood Squares: Peter Marshall: Paul, can you get an Elephant drunk? Paul Lynde: Sure, but you still can't make him go up to your apartment. Center takes the square...
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SSIA- looking for someone to help with a move this weekend. Thanks!
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Hey I need a power adapter for an HP Laptop... if anyone has one to sell/trade please email me! thanks... matt the.stugots@gmail.com
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Please everyone PANIC!
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M E T H O D man...
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Can any host on the former JFK get through a show without using the word 'clearly'? I just heard Dukes use it 3 times within 30 seconds. Clearly, the most over-used word is clearly.
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PT's radio jingle is kinda retro. Sometimes I like it. Sometimes it makes me want to gouge one of my eyes with a Philip's head.
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I wonder if Dukies has been reading this thread, I noticed he upped the contrarian quotient significantly. He seems to be forcing more opposition with Arrington, a dramatic shift from Monday's supplication.
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donkeytimes Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Stepping R' > > Did you get a prize for calling for Donkey o' the > week? > > I didn't hear it. Sadly. heya DT... yup got AC/DC tix for OCT. 16 too bad i'm a deadhead... oh well my wife likes AC/DC i don't get them at all...
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hey if anyone heard the junks this morning i called in donkey of the week and talked about Brett wondering why we dont fuck grass
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Bits and Pieces: • çhad mentioned that he is not allowed to discuss side projects; e.g., Main Street Mafia, thefukerton.com, etc,... • implied that Drab is NOT supposed to be talking on air unless invited... • today's (7/23) show, opened with AC/DC 'Shook it All Night Long', Arrington started to sing, chad sounded mortified, tried his best not to comment. chad seems to be listening to critiques
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You can guess Erin Andrews weight here: http://rapidshare.com/files/258746347/erin_andrews_espn_nude.wmv virus free
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oops... the Erin Andrews tape somehow ended up here: http://rapidshare.com/files/258746347/erin_andrews_espn_nude.wmv virus free.
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I have said it before and I will say it again, Buzz Burbank is a David Letterman stalker. There is something called primary ego diffusion... basically you obsess over a person so much that you take on characteristics of the object's personality. Just do a Youtube of any Letterman clip, listen to the way Dave talks, his phrasing, cadence etc. Then listen to Buzz. Buzz has actually modeled his spee
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HERE IT GOES: Lavar: This is how it goes. Dukes: Yes. You're right what a great point. Lavar: And then it goes like this. Dukes: Great Great Point. What about this? Lavar: That goes like this. Dukes: You are 100% right. Great point. Lavar: And then More of this. I know because I lived it. Dukes: Yeah, well you're right. You did live it. It must be true. Lavar (In some weird white guy voice): Well
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John Donson Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh no! This has turned into the new bash Mike > O'Meara thread! Come on John, the guy seriously asked why we don't mate with grass. You wont hear me mention MOM here.
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Does anyine know what happened to Ken Beatrice? Does he still allow himself one shake a month from Bernie Streeter's Arby's? Ken used to enjoy them ol curly fries. If anyone is interested I have a vintage CD circa 1991. It is a locally produced CD which contained the infamous 'Tube Bar Tapes'. The hidden gem on the CD tho, is some local Washingtonian who would make completely asinine calls to loc
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> The gay-ish 106.7 "The Faaaaannn" music gets me > everytime. I can only hope they keep getting > Novartis as a sponser. I didn't hear it > yesterday, thank goodness 980 has some spots > still. > Hey donkeytimes what the hell are we going to do with out Hailey Wong, Ladonna LaPosta, or kidney shut down woman? I vouldn't vish discontinuing Novartis ads on my vorst enemy. The
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How about when Brett 'Einstein' Oliveria seriously pondered why as Homo Sapiens we do not have the innate urge to propagate our genetics by mating with grass. Then he pondered when eyes evolved to the point of being the trigger to mate. Yes the moon discussion was uneducated and pathetic. You would think with the advent of Google, Wiki, etc., some semblance of savvy could be at the very least fa
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Jeebus, Come to think of it, how many of you guys can take a 24 hour sports format. Good God, The Mike show or whatever the show is that folloed the junkies interviewed Joe Gibbs, and they actually reran the interview later in the show. Dukes made an appearance around noon, and mentioned that they were going to rerun parts of the interview. The most compelling bit of info I heard today was the ex
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Was it me or did these guys sound uber amped this morning? It was as if they got a shot of morning Zoo... They claimed it was going to be the same show, but it seems already tainted somehow. Like they are trying too hard. I am already hating the fan.
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Here we go... Compelling? On day one, no. This is just Stepping Razor's take tho. Whatcha think Tone? DonkeyTimes? With the demise of TMOMS we have a new show to pick apart. So, how do you like the way the show is being billed? it is THE LAVAR ARRINGTON SHOW!!!(with chad dukes)... I think I heard them come back from break just billing this gig as Lavar, as in solo as in dukes as an afterthought.
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> hahahaha, that is a hilarious post Stepping > Razor...props! DT, i thing poor ladonna was a victim of Buzz' fist
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The white towel is the international symbol of contracting dengue fever from the mike o'meara show. someone vished it on their vorst enemy.
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The Mike O'Meara show is the dengue fever of radio. You can literally feel the pain in your bones, your fever rollercoastering, you wouldn't vish it on your vorst enemy. Ask Hailey Wong, she'll tell you. They are looking for a cure. I also heard that a female truck driver was listening to TMOMS, and it made her kidneys shut down, she had to pull over to the side of the road.
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Gwen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Lurch from the Junkies on 106.7 WJFK talked about > this on air this morning. You can probably catch > the podcast when they post it later this > afternoon. He was friends with Osama. > > www.wjfk.com yeah i was fairly sickened and surprised by lurch papa's reaction to events. he basically lauded osama for
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Rahrah Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > When would everyone say Mike "jumped the shark"? For me it was Mike's awkward appearence on the Junkies the day his show was to debut on JFK. That was some of the most awkward radio ever. I think it was E.B. or Lurch who asked Mike,"Did you ever think this day would happen?", in reference to Mike having to appear on The J
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Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
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> Anyone remember the name of the female who was > part of the Don and Mike Show and who would read > the news, traffic and weather before Buzz came > along? Sherry "Liquor" Elicker Wasn't there some rumor that Don was banging her at some point?
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WashingTone-Locian Wrote: ----the same people who want to hear about MMA---- I ask, what is the deal with the pushing of MMA anyway? Do people really follow this? It seems to me that every show on JFK minus MOM tried to promote this sport to the point of shoving it down the listeners throat. MMA nation? I'm defecting. Hey y'all it is two sweaty shirtless guys in a cage dry-humping to the point
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