Modeling the latest in ill-fitting oversized clothes, it's our boy!
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What? Mike's going to go back home early to help those affected by the hurricane? It will be interesting to see how he defines "early." Did he leave today or will he go home next week? Or the end of the month? Or until Jimmy asks him to pay off his tab? And what's he gonna do when he does go back to Ft. Myers, drive around and toss copies of Open Mike out into the streets like he did after the
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peekza Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What was more enjoyable, listening to Certa dunk > on Spewak or listening to him push JHops shit in?
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Screen grab from last weekend.
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Looking forward to the next 25 years! Oh wait.
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A public service announcement
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The Leesburg Kia salesman who got the Spewaks to trade in a 7-month-old car for a newer and more expensive model and finance it with an 84-month loan just posted this on Facebook.
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Here's the original...
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Broadcasting from the bunker...
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News you may need...
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LFF wants a cover story in one of the local SW FLA mags. No other reason for that than ego. It won't promote the failcast. As Oscar told him, the demo down there skews 55+ (i.e., non-podcast listeners), so why waste the time and energy looking for some rag to publish a feature? Why? Because LFF needs the ego stroke. He needs to go into the local Publix, walk down the magazine aisle and, as an e
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Yes, I've often gone to dinner parties where the host, after preparing the meal, immediately wobbles up to bed, being too ill (drunk) to actually sit and eat. Those supper-clubbers are either incredibly brave to eat at the Spewak house or incredibly stupid. Didn't they see the sign?!
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Joyful all ye nations rise.
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Looks like word got out about that salmonella-infested birthday party.
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I don't know what I did last night but I found a horse's ass in my bed this morning.
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A true patriot.
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I think Mike's TMOS promotional idea is fantastic, a sure-fire winner! I put my sign in front of my house today.
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Throwback Thursday: Sen. Joseph McCarthy (R-WI), chairman of the United States Senate's Subcommittee on Investigations, grills Robert W. Spewak Jr. on his support of communist causes as well as his lack of diet self-discipline, his inability to hold down a steady job, his reliance on his parents to support his family, and his refusal to come out of the closet and admit his homosexuality.
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Carla's Fake Tatrz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Shrekk, would it be possible to just Photoshop the > "girl on the left" right next to Slobb? > Eliminating the others? I could actually do it > myself but your skills are so exemplary I don't > want to step on toes. > I'd rather admire a master. > I thank you in advance.... I appreciate the
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Properly ID'ed by the staff.
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Many guys heard the Beatles and were inspired to pick up a guitar and join a band. Eightt was born the year after the last Beatles album was released. He never aspired to play guitar. He always wanted to be one of the crying girls in the audience. Sounds like he fulfilled his dream when he went to see Paul a couple of weeks ago (according to his own pathetic story on Colitis & Chlamydia).
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Just need to knock down the difficult eightt pin.
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Fixed this article.
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Coming to a library near you...
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Rather than spending cash to send these two hemorrhoids to golf tournaments and family cruises, the klubbers' money might be better spent by giving LFF a good teeth-whitening system and giving LPS a, well, nevermind. That boy is a lost cause. Might as well let him gorge himself on a cruise before his ticker explodes.
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Happy Hump Day! edit by Cary: Needless nudity removed.
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Here's a re-post to honor the baddest mofo biker of them all.
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For those of you who've always wanted a picture of Spewak's ass...you're welcome. (And he was relatively svelte here.) Not an ounce of muscle on him. Like a milk-fed veal calf.
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Keep it up, Mike. You're looking great!
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First Andrew Jackson gets thrown off the $20 for Harriet Tubman. Now Chairman Mao gets tossed off the Chinese 100 yuan note for this guy? Unbelievable.
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