What's the matter, not 'horny for Zorny" anymore?
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Maybe you could just go for a run, or a walk. Or, you could be like some of the people here and be cheap as hell and just take your kids to play in the fountain at Fairfax Corner.
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I wonder if "Chuck" had the same personality as Tom Arnold once he was in the car with the kids.
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Gonads & Strife Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Wait...I'm confused. So did Brandon Johnson fire a > BB gun at a donut and then flee down 7100? I lol'd
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WashingTone-Locian Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ralph Pootawn Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Lindsay Czarniak ftw, but Lindsay Sota from NFL > > Network or Erin Andrews. > > > Erin Andrews is physically hot. But she seems to > have a fucking rotten attitude about life > (regardless o
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The Barbarian Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Rutherford Park. Park by Rutherford Pool on > Marley Drive, cops will sit in the parking lot off > of Guinea but rarely frequent the Rutherford Pool > side of the park. I suggest going around 10 pm, > the park will be vacant and there is some 40 acres > to romp. I fucked the shit out of many girls
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Probly that same douche that was racing me in in that stupid civic the other night on my way home from the bar.
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Well, there's only so much in DC sports to talk about - and make it interesting.
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I guess I'm only 60% northern viginian.
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Lindsay Czarniak ftw, but Lindsay Sota from NFL Network or Erin Andrews.
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noname Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > NONE OF YOU KNOW CHARLIE! HE IS A GOOD GUY..... > THIS IS WHAT DRUGS DO TO YOU! HE NEEDS HELP THAT > IS ALL BUT STOP NAMING CALLING WHEN NONE OF YOU > KNOW HIM! HE TRIED TO GET HIS LIFE STRIGHT BUT > SOMETIME LIFE DOSENT DEAL YOU A GOOD HAND or good looks, or good judgement, etc etc
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Gonads & Strife Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Vince must not be awake yet...he hasn't suggested > that the county give the mowing jobs to illegal > aliens. That's a great idea. That way, the county can round up all those that show up, have them mow, and then shoot them out of a giant cannon back to Mexico.
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Anyone know what happened? Why the Jeep was upside down in the intersection? I was sitting in the traffic trying to get to 66 and gave them/you an upside down bird. Hope you saw it.
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Go hangout in Hillsboro, I hear there are gay bars there.
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dummies
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Like nobody has ever died from smoking cigarettes, just side effects from the chemicals in the smoke, cancer, emphazema, etc
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Amen brother, or sister.
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Illegal search and seizure. They tried that on me because I had cigarette ashes in the hatchback shelf.
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I think I went and looked at two apartments there about 3 years ago. They weren't as nice as I thought they would be and were very expensive. Meaning, $2100 for a one bedroom apt. and you would have to pay an additional $100 or so a month per vehicle for parking. Great location if you work there.
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Probly some mexicans car smokin
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Navy Fed ftw
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I'd hit it
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I would go if it wasn't a weeknight.
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Hmm, I wouldn't hangout with someone named Dilpreet who drives a 745 anyway.
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what a winner
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dawg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > are you allowed to conceal carry inside the show > even if you don't got a permit? my one buddy tole > me there was some kind of exemption and that you > were allowed. it sounds awesome, that way people > aren't stealin shit. No, you're not. You can't even open carry with a magazine. They put a zip tie thro
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Pat Moran Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > BEER Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > When I was in 9th grade me and my buddies would > > "garage hop" to get alcohol... going in to > random > > peoples garages, which they stupidly left open, > at > > night and jacking beer/wine out of their &g
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Go, have fun, report back.
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Tell them to go eff themselves. That's what I do
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Do you have any pics? How do I meet an "Anni"?
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