*sniff* what a milestone
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check your private messages mrdoctor
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wonder how I walked outta this thread without a talking-to
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Morton's and Sam and Harry's are just as good and just as expensive I'd give a suggestion but first I need to know exactley how much action you expect to get... and if you say none you better hope I don't find your address because I hate guys who don't want to get laid on prom night. What other fucking reason is there to go? To dance and wear a tux? Only a faggot would do that without a sexua
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420...hmmm sounds like a "double invitation" where my stoned ass comes from I really just wanted to rank on you now am I going to be the pussy? Give me a while to decide.
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after you wipe the jizz off it bet it's worth at least 500
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then no deal remington steele. what's the big deal about me riding along? afraid you can't keeo the bet without losing me, thereby making it impossible for me to prove? Sounds like someone is trying to find a way to pussy out and still get his cake, or beer as the case may be umm... beer flavored cake
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MrDoctor, feel free to put up, or feel free to shut up. I'm free tomorrow for a demonstration of your rather lame talent. I'll buy you beers til you can't stand if you prove it.
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been sick of it for years, finally just doped myself to forget
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70 already made the list
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69.a When you see houses that are ten feet from one of the most heavily traveled roads in the area during rush hour, thereby preventing any reasonable attempt to widen the road to two lanes and end an impassable bottleneck. /whatever happened to "imminent domain", they were totally willing to cut hundreds of houses out of the way for the parkway when it was built, I guess that must have rubbed a
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a /sarcasm would be nice if you are being sacarstic, otherwise I would believe it.. the rich fucks in this area have little regard for the rest of us..
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the ludacris rumor is addressed in another thread. he may have gone there for one year according to my limited research. DZK has the answers to those questions on his site, I think under his bio.
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If you mean kids imitating rap stars, then I depart.. what's wrong with kids imitating rich, successful people? I WISH I was DMX or Dr Dre, and I can't even recall the last time I willingly listened to rap. Those guys are loaded and they're always banging hot bitches. Not the high school kids' fault if that has been held up as the ideal. We need to provide a better example, but we don't want
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stonecroft blvd over in chantilly
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I just went to pick up a pulled chicken sandwich and saw that centreville BBQ Country has turned into a jap/korean place. what.the.fuck. please tell me it just moved
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Well with all this news, I'm formally inviting the Westfields senior class for a, um, pre, um, prom or SAT or something party at my house. I just hope they live up to this reputation.
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no, that was that guy Glass, he wrote for the New Republic... the guy I'm talking about got famous shortly before the movie Shattered Glass came out, coincidentally, but he worked for the New York Times, not the New Republic like Stephen Glass. His last name was Blair but I forget his first name. Obviously he's not too famous anymore, but while he was his activities forced the two tops guys at
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Ludacris allegedly went there for one year but I don't believe it... the most famous centreviller til now was that dumb new york time writer who faked all those stories while he was coked up...
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The distinction gets blurred for me every time I see FFX county sheriffs rolling through...
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Langley is a distinct place, you can send mail there, so logically it's borders can be defined as whatever zips codes it houses.
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And I have special rights as a self-entitled asshole, so here's to cutting through poplar tree. wait- what "one light" does the guy mean? When I cut through there it's to go towards c-ville in either direction, way more than one light either way to get to where I live from there...
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I completely agree in the search by infrared thing, i was just trying to get some intrigue into my post. Plus due process is due process... they have to suspect you in the first place to take ANY action.. and only a moron would grow and sell by themself, which is usually how it goes down.
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yeah, we know you're wasted, but what's Mr Doctor's excuse, cary?
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way to spell there, cletus I know you wouldn't find it hard to leave, your cousin in Alabama is probably waiting for you to come make her an honest woman
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I want to know what clubs have actual decent regular comedians. If any. And preferably a place I can get into without effort, so no DC Improv.
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and I don't mean the kind you play with a glass pipe. Does anyone around here really feel like we "missed out" on the team? Mind you NO CHANCE of taxes going down if we had received the team. Not that there's much chance now but at least public outrage on the matter seems to be building. Having that team would have been a perfect diversion to avoid the topic altogether in the local gov't meet
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That would be the police heli's that low-fly over centreville. They seem to do it every night for a month or so, at 1-4 am. It is loud as shit and shakes my whole condo building (yeah I know, musta been built by whatever trash was lying around in the 7-11 parking lot). Then they seem to go without for a while usually during cold weather. Anyway, I wrote to my local rep. He says he looked int
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Agreed, if you or I had this problem the cops wouldn't even come without political pressure from the local reps or something.... ken cuccenelli to the rescue???? I doubt it, he's an asshole.
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used to be "crossroads" and before that had some other name, a band I was in would jam there back when it was whatever it was b4 crossroads... totally spacing on the name...
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