Our wedding cake was awesome, but make no mistake, eating that top piece was an intentional act of disrespect and retaliation.
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The above analysis is sound.
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Yes, there is a school security force that I was always led to believe has police powers in and around the schools.
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oh my god that pic is horrifying.
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just being charged with something like that can ruin your life, though...
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well that was such a well-formed argument... I feel quite rebuked.
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no 2 md, you must not get around much. that kind of low-income apartment is found all around this county. oh, and our taxes are high so we can support the rest of VA. Multiple roads in Fairfax are actually less passable than 270 at it's worst. We have absurd zoning and building rules... pretty much every place in the civilized world does now, also. But, you got the rest right (or I can't dis
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And cramps are more exciting than baseball, people don't watch baseball for excitement.
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I went to don and mike donkey basketball, and he is right, the shit on the floor was more entertaining than the rest.
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Lurker. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Know the roomates Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > He has been known to walk around > > the house wearing only a hat & no clothing. > > > There's a problem with this? Only if it's you doing it, Lurker.
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I love how this thread has almost no facts, but plenty of conclusions. Way to go guys!
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Metro Diner is awful. It's so awful that I have had a good amount of free food and shakes coming to me since February, and I can't bring myself to redeem it. It's uncomfortable to deal with the staff, the managers try too hard but still miss the major stuff, and the food is merely average even for diner food.
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It's not Snyder's fault that that crank Cooke made his post-death decisions so poorly. He is a capitalist, and capitalize, he did.
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Then again, he's only the blackest guy I know because I only hang with members of the Aryan Nation, so....
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If someone has to ask if Mr Mephisto, the blackest guy I know, is black, then they just don't have a clue.
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Actually, mephisto, that's the neighborhood I grew up in, so I better handle it. Just let me find my bull taser and my black leather "sneaking outfit".
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Pgens, that article or ones like it have been in all the major locals this week, fwiw.
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I always wonder in these cases, what was going through the persons head when they died? I usually speculate that it's a bullet, but some women are creative. Maybe it was a grenade fragment.
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Only a wealthy man can get away with wearing the shoes snyder has on in that bottom pic.
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Luckily, wtl, most retail places have a multi-person count so morons like the junks can't fuck it up.
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I'm a bit confused as to why the lady just stood there with her precious watching while the guy exposed himself in the window, in the front yard, and at the front screen. That kind of movement takes a bit of time, I imagine... more time than someone would have just casually walking by.
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Na the most overused word is "uh". Closely followed by "um".
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FWIW, my experience is that the fed cops don't show when they give tickets for the more minor local stuff. I got a DOS charge by a park police cop, but it was just outside the park. I got a DC ticket for it. I went to DC court and the guy didn't show. It got dropped.
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You think he should take a race horse to work instead of a car? Not a bad idea...
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She's a great lawyer. She will do wonderful things for your case. Expect to be exonerated in court. (this time it may actually be true....)
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I am glad to see the sheriff's department employing observant muslim women, you don't see a lot of that. The second pic.
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calling people assholes has always been my favorite way of eliciting help to do something illegal.
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he looks like a fucking douche bag in that pic... clearly he deserved his fate. you would be wise to disassociate yourself from him.
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At least i watch pro sports like a real man, a real AMERICAN man. I am beginning to suspect you may be some kind of foreigner with the way you're always calling out people's americanism...like you're trying to cover for something. lol
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I'm allergic. Sucks. Genevieve is just rubbing it in.
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