I make your wife come because you can't, then I make her swallow my load. It's none of your business who I am voting for.
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Actually, Virginia was a pretty solidly Democratic state from the end of the Civil War up through the early to mid 1970's (something about Lincoln being a Republican, I think) when Republicans started making inroads. I think Tim Kaine's father-in-law, Linwood Holton in 1970, was the first Republican Governor of Virginia since 1874. It's just that it was the pre-McGovern Democratic Party that
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I remember, just barely, going there once with a buddy whose older sister brought us there. I just remember it being dark and loud and smelly. Had fun though.
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If you were well-informed, you would know that "Higher Order of Thinking Skills" ("HOTS") was a specific educational progeam to which some Texans objected. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Higher_order_thinking_skills
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...the only reason I hang out here is because I'm thinkin' about buyin' it! A. Name the movie from which this quote came. B. political posters suck. C. Please post more pictures and .gif's of hot chicks. That is all. Have a nice day.
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Is this all related to the condensation trails that magically appear behind airplanes that change the weather? Also, what are the other 4 restaurants? I really preferred the old Anita's across from Magruder's and mostly go to the Anita's in Fairfax or in Burke now and cannot tell whether my mind is being controlled when I go to those restaurants.
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Problem is that FEMA doesn't actually DO any of that stuff, they just coordinate between the various fed agencies and the state agencies.
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Really? Seriously? Are you saying that we need the federal governement to spend money on a special program to teach people how to drive a truck? Where the f did all the truck drivers come from before the federal government came to help?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyodr8evUcg
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PS, General Motors Corporation no longer exists, its assets were liquidated. It was replaced by General Motors Company LLC which is separate and independent from the old corporation, which bought the rights to the name. So, nobody really "saved" General Motors Corporation, its gone, replaced by an imposter, so to speak. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Motors_Chapter_11_reorganization
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We have heard the claims over and over again from the Obama campaign; the President "saved" General Motors and Mitt Romney said "let Detroit go bankrupt." The clear implication is that GM never went through the bankruptcy process that Romney suggested. Here's news for voters who didn't pay attention to how, exactly, Obama "saved" GM; $50 billion dollars of taxpayer money was given to GM to get th
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flem Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > OP is on the money. > > I listened to the Kaine vs. Allen debate on C-Span > Radio. > > Kaine absolutely clobbered the crap out of Allen > with facts and articulate talking points. He did > it calmly, rationally, and with a piercing > conviction. He spoke about and proposed compromise > posi
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I had the whole first, second, and third series of Wacky Packs stuck on my folders in Third Grade and Freedom Hill Elementary.
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A Mexican telecom mogul who holds the title of world's richest man, and one of President Obama's top donors are both getting even richer from the U.S. government program that supplies so-called "Obamaphones" to the poor. Carlos Slim, who has an estimated net worth of $70 billion, owns a controlling stake in TracFone, which makes $10 per phone for each device it provides to poor Americans. The co
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They didn't count all 57 states! http://www.businessinsider.com/jobless-claims-impacted-by-one-state-2012-10
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This is just getting stupid. After expectations of a rebound in initial claims from 367K last week (naturally revised higher to 369K), to 370K (with the lowest of all sellside expectations at 355K), the past week mysteriously, yet so very unsurprisingly in the aftermath of the fudged BLS unemployment number, saw claims tumble to a number that is so ridiculous not even CNBC's Steve Liesman bothere
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ToughOne/Wingman: The hangar in the upper left corner of that picture is still standing. it is now a self-storage facility. You can see it from Rt. 7.
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47 of 47 (with the exception of college and grad school). Oakton HS, dood.
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He's a Taoist? I thought he was a Morman! I'd vote for a Morman or a Taoist over a Muslim any day!
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Do those pretty charts take into account the fact that obama changed the definition of "enemy combatant" to include anyone they kill? It's a really cool trick, you change that definition and all of a sudden the ratio of "civilians" that you kill goes way down and you start killing more "enemies". http://news.antiwar.com/2012/05/29/analysis-how-obama-changed-definition-of-civilian-in-secret-dron
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This study says that your poll is wrong... http://www.colorado.edu/news/releases/2012/08/22/analysis-election-factors-points-romney-win-university-colorado-study-says
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Two asian chick dating eachother, very hot, forget what your mom says. Though I am surprised that she's not upset about you being a lesbian.
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In three years, Cyberdyne will become the largest supplier of military computer systems. All stealth bombers are upgraded with Cyberdyne computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they fly with a perfect operational record. The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online on August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric r
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VDOT, Fairfax County file suit against EPA for unlawfully attempting to regulate water itself as a pollutant ~Additional, unauthorized costs to implement “flow” TMDLs estimated at $70 million for VDOT, at least $110 million for Fairfax County~ RICHMOND (July 12, 2012)—The Virginia Department of Transportation (VDOT) and the Fairfax County Board of Supervisors today initiated litigation against
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Try This Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Reverse the sexes ("Is it wrong for a middle aged > woman to want to have a 20 something > husband/boyfriend/secret lover?") and you guys > would be horrified. Uh, can you say "cougar"? Happens quite a bit, I'd say.
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Sounds to me like the Kaine campaign is getting pretty desperate if it has to post shit like this here.
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Hope you can afford to buy your little angel a Porsche or better on his or her 16th, otherwise he or she will have to troll the public schools for dates.
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Tim Kaine would still be shoveling shit in Hondouras if it hadn't been for his marriage to former Governor Linwood Holton's daughter.
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Whipping Post Way in Oakton.
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I'd still love to fuck her brains out.
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