This is not the writing of someone with a 137 IQ. This is the writing of someone trying to appear intelligent and failing miserably.
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Looks like they've got a website: http://www.alspecialists.com EDIT: Domain registration info here: http://www.networksolutions.com/whois-search/alspecialists.com
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abutme Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > http://mason.gmu.edu/~hghaffar/index_files/AboutMe > .html What a shame. It looks like the guy was doing some valuable work.
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Give it a F***'N Rest Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Speaking of trash, it's getting late need to > attend to the bag in the kitchen. That's no way to talk about your wife... (sorry, had to be said)
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Don't feed the trolls, Gordo.
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Omaira Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Find me on facebook. Omairae A. Hurst. If you insist... http://www.facebook.com/omairae.hurst
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BEt Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > don't worry god will take you soon I hope, At > least he was getting hid PHD,I bet u fucking ass > doesn't even have Diploma and shame on ur parents > for bringing u up like an ass. Where he's going, he'll definitely get his PHD... pounded hard and deep that is, in the ass, on a daily basis, by his cellmate.
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"Within my family member... possession of marijuana" TRANSLATION: The OP's family member was hiding approximately three pounds of Acapulco Gold in condoms stuffed up his ass.
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Does anyone know if Steven Smith still faces a delinquency hearing in JDC or does that go away now that he's been acquitted of the adult charges?
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Oakton Patch puts it here: View Larger Map http://oakton.patch.com/articles/geyser-like-water-main-break-closes-off-hunter-mill-road
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Gordon Blvd Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > by clapping? how's that violent? o_0 I'd say that yelling "Who's laughing now, bitch?" at the victim's mother shows a definite violent streak, if not downright sadistic.
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Local radio legend Mike O'Meara, late of the Don and Mike Show. Quick hint: his friends refer to him as LFF, use this term to make sure he takes your call.
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Barrel of lard, maybe.
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Why did you have to quote the entire article? Why not just ask your questions?
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buh bye Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I used to frequent the > place and ended up with two unwanted kids with two > different women. If you are going to be a bar > slut, get on the pill. How hard is that? Bag it up. Hell, if you're going to make a practice of banging bar sluts, you probably ought to consider double-bagging it. How hard is that?
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justsayin Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It isn't like this > happens every week, something that bad MIGHT > happen once per year but I can't remember the last > time the 66 corridor was screwed that badly. How quickly we forget... http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/567981/567981.html
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airlily Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Firefox 5 does not accept Adobe's new flash > plug-in, 10.3, for some reason. Haven't had any issues here.
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AlexJS Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > saw this happen, the gold crown vic or lincoln > made the right turn onto 50 towards 29 diner. guy > said he had the green, but boy was walking thru > the crosswalk If the kid was crossing 50 with the green, then this guy's getting 1) a ticket; 2) his ass sued off. Right turn on green must yield to pedestrians c
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CERTenyl4444 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > YOus all know that Representative Connolly was > chairman when CERT come to Fairfax. He sat on > safty committee and is champion tot he people. If > you like CERT you like Connolly. Reason #2 to dislike CERT. Reason #1, of course, being you and your imbecilic spam posts.
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It sure as hell isn't a federal question.
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The former Shoppers is very close to Lotte Plaza, which would seem to mitigate against the opening of another Korean supermarket. That said, Lotte's tilted more international (specifically Indian) of late, which may be perceived as an opening for a "pure Korean" competitor a la Hanaro Food in Centerville.
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I invite those delusional friends and family of Mr. Campbell who've claimed that Gordon Blvd and/or MrMephisto are members of the Smith family to compare Gordo's and Meph's posts to that of "the truth" above. I submit that one of these things is not like the others.
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The white sedan was a Ford, not sure what model:
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MrMephisto, I think Bystander was alluding to the party line about the Campbell family—"didn't claim him in life, don't try to claim him in death"—and that the aggrieved party is the Meegan family.
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This made Drudge: QuoteMaryland State Police and Anne Arundel County police are searching for an armed man near Glen Burnie, Md., on southbound Route 295, near Interstate-195. Police received reports at 11:30 a.m. of a man wielding a long gun, believed to be a shotgun, and a sledgehammer. Authorities said the man approached a speed camera vehicle parked along the side of the road. A contract
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Why does this thread throw up a MySQL error at the top?
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Atom Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My mechanic had a 25th anniversary Countache in > his shop while I was there once. The engine cover > was off, and I could stick my fist in the intake > and there were 12 of em lined up. It was an > awesomely beautiful machine. Kinky.
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WashingTone-Locian Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > News Flash" Feng Shui is Dead. You're obviously not married to a Korean woman!
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eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > LOL! GS-11s don't make anywhere near a six-digit > figure, even with COLA in the DC region. +1. Not even close. http://www.fedsmith.com/pay_rates/
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