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13 years ago
fatboyx
One kid wrote in mine "DONT YOU HATE IT WHEN THEY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE?" (on a whole blank page)... royally pissed me off in 7th grade.
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13 years ago
fatboyx
It would tear a whole in the space time continuum, not to mention other things...
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13 years ago
fatboyx
Thankyou for the disclaimer, thoroughly enjoyed.
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13 years ago
fatboyx
You didnt hit shit son. 4:30 AM? Who are u, misery?
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13 years ago
fatboyx
AggressiveDriver Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > If I see you on the road, I'll be sure to finish > where your last car accident left off. No more > arm for you, you disfigured fuck! No offense. None taken. I'm sure i could tie my good arm behind my back and still manage to whoop your scrawny ass by the sounds of your whining.
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13 years ago
fatboyx
Jenna Talia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > People are DYING to get a review in of that > place... WOMP WOMP.......................
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13 years ago
fatboyx
AggressiveDriver Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > It has nothing to do with anxiety. It's more of a > therapy thing, some shit just sets me off. Such > as little girls from Gainesville who demand > attention. Ah, but its all good, I put him in his > place. I wasnt suggesting those for anxiety, 2 xanex bars a day will shut you the fuck up.
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13 years ago
fatboyx
Oh, my other suggestion would be to ask your doctor about this. 2 a day should do for you.
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13 years ago
fatboyx
Go drink 10 Margeritas in celebration of Cinco de Mayo and hit the roads lookin for trouble.
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13 years ago
fatboyx
Wow this thread is going places.
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13 years ago
fatboyx
This is the OPs bike.
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13 years ago
fatboyx
Right! Like the tar paper from roofs or attic insulation, maybe even those old walls with asbestos in them!
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13 years ago
fatboyx
This thread is waterboring.
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13 years ago
fatboyx
Im Waterbored
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13 years ago
fatboyx
Def happy friday. But after 8 minutes of that shit my ears are bleeding.
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13 years ago
fatboyx
I knew of a guy who drove a purple camaro back in high school. Him and his friend (green camaro) would drive like complete jackasses too and from school. One day i was so fed up with their ridiculous revving of engines, weaving in and out of lanes, and "0-35 mph as fast as they could's" that i called the Fairfax County non-emergency #. FFPD: Hello how can i help you? Me: Hi, yea i live off so a
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13 years ago
fatboyx
We have a bathroom with pink striped wallpaper. Very soothing for a nice shit. Not the whole sha-bang-a-bang though like tiles, sink, tub... little excessive.
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13 years ago
fatboyx
eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > I think the bodybuilding types are genetically > predisposed to be masculine, you notice that most > of them have a strong, square jawline and they > usually have flatter chests. > > It might have a little to do with the steroids eesh, lol.
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13 years ago
fatboyx
And i thought a Prince Albert was extreme...
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13 years ago
fatboyx
+1 on OP and CCat
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13 years ago
fatboyx
Laughing Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well, I like the Fairfax City HT, and Rich Kelly > (the owner) put a jillion dollars into it. Hot > waitresses, too. Rich knows what the people want. My favorite is the 8-month pregnant waitress who inhales second-hand smoke all evening. I was about to light up inside, and when i saw that shit i took it outside
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13 years ago
fatboyx
Harry Tuttle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yeah, he must be... I don't know about "chatter" > but I am a fan of white noise... > > fatboyx Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Miz must be very dissapointed then. Do you like > to > > "chatter" while your on the phone? CHATTA CHATTA CHATTA!
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13 years ago
fatboyx
Harry Tuttle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have the dick sucking equivalent of a blue > tooth... > Miz must be very dissapointed then. Do you like to "chatter" while your on the phone?
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13 years ago
fatboyx
Harry Tuttle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Apparently... > Mad props being able to type with Miz's dick in your mouth.
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13 years ago
fatboyx
Am i the only one that thinks its so sad that Mr. Misery just listed off 15 girls on this forum without hesitation?
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13 years ago
fatboyx
Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Gently pick them up using a sheet of paper (slide > it so that they walk onto it). Drop them into a > mason jar full of vodka or isopropyl alcohol. > Cover jar with lid. Watch em die. Hahahahahah, i love how this begins nicely and ends sadistically.
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13 years ago
fatboyx
I have squashed 100's in paper towels and never once has it produced a noticable smell. Oh and to cover myself I dont smell you leeches.
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13 years ago
fatboyx
I would say you have delicately curved elbows and a needle dick!
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13 years ago
fatboyx
Tigerstyle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > fatboyx Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > > > Alias Wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Of what, in particular, fatboy? > > > > > > You tell me rofl, youre the one that doesnt > seem > > to "
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13 years ago
fatboyx
Its all a fucking conspiracy.. i am done here.
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