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I still remember a "Spade in America" skit from the early 90s when David Spade was outraged that he went to see "Big Country" in concert and that they didn't play, "In a Big Country." Yeah, that would be like M not singing "Pop Music" or Bow Wow Wow not singing "I Want Candy."
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80's Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thanks. I feel like a Whopper.
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Fewer bands did more with their 15-minutes of fame than Starland Vocal Band. They parlayed one song into a TV series hosted by David Letterman. They sang this stupid song on every episode because it was the only thing they were known for (besides "Take Me Home, Country Road," which the group leader wrote). The whole thing was kind of like a redneck ABBA.
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Oluwole Okuwa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > You are full of utter bullshit! Obama paid to have > his birth certificate > forged. I have seen no proof otherwise. > > "Time to "MoveOn"? Now that's Soros bullshit > talking. Heh..Heh... People like you have provided NO evidence that A) Obama forged anything and B) that Obama was no
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William W. Van Alstyne (spurious) Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Could be legit, but in the second, larger version, > check out how degraded the seal of the state of > Hawaii is at the top -- it looks like a fifth > generation photocopy, although the seal is dated > only 1959, so it should appear fresh and crisp on > a circa 1961 birth certifica
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Alias Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Jesus, Alias. Are you a 50-year-old woman?
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oaktondad Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Pay attention to the last statement: > > A good wife always knows her place. > > Be sure to pick up some Yuengling before I get > home from work, or else its the belt again. I love that article. Damn feminists screwed up everything! It's all supposed to be about ME being happy, not her.
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It should also be pointed out that these so-called "lawyers" are requesting that Obama meet the burden of proof when it comes to his citizenship. The "lawyers" here are the plaintiffs...and THEY are required to provide the proof that Obama isn't a natural born citizen. The burden is on them, not Obama.
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boredom Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I strongly discourage you from getting anyone not > employed by the apartment management company to do > any work in your apartment. When the maintenance > staff fixes things you are not liable for any > damages. If you contract a private maintenance > company/person/handyman, you may be in breach of >
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Fail Safe Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Get help Inkahootz. Its not normal to beat women. That ad is funny. It's about time that someone make an appeal to the sensitive wife beaters out there. It reminds me of the old SNL skit for the "Rape Hotline" where rapists could call to share their feelings.
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HHH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Was Jody Foster compliant in the shooting of > Ronald Reagan? No. Because Jody Foster didn't go on national TV over and over again endorsing the idea. And, as you will recall, Martin Scorcese still got shit for the shooting because of Taxi Driver. Much more shit than O'Reilly has for Tiller, that's for damn sure.
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Shit. Wonders. WTF?
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Barack Obama has proven he is a U.S. citizen. Fringe conservatives have chosen to dismiss the facts...just like they dismiss the facts behind Evolution, global climate change, GITMO, etc, etc, etc. They live in a dream world where they are constantly frustrated by their inability to use their myopic circular logic to convince anyone of anything.
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Harry Tuttle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Why do you have to tie a rope around your neck for > the effect? It seems like you could just hold your > breath and it would be less dangerous? Apparently it results in a euphoric orgasm. Often, when men are executed by hanging, they ejaculate. It's a weird thing that, frankly, I would never risk my life to
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Try Casual Encounters on Craigslist. You should find a woman there...and a burning crotch when you are done.
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FrankMcclain Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Im a newbie to this site, having just discovered > it, and after reading several dozen posts I am > curious about something: > > The overwhelming majority of posts on this thread > are strongly critical of the Mike O'Meara show > (I'm not that familiar with the show myself, I > just moved to Fai
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Actually, this could be the reason Janson is no longer with the team. Is he the guy who misses the blocking assignment here? Say what you will about Campbell, this is the kind of shit he has to deal with on virtually every passing play.
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I don't know what is more impressive. The dozen(s) of people who showed up from Mike's Hogfest Event. Or the dozen(s) of views the clips have received... If only Mike could compete with this guy...
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Dwight. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > Has he really?? > thats a little surprising.. > > This will open the door for Stephen Heyer > (spelling).. he had a good first few games > starting in place of Janson. > > Interesting though.. The redskins really need > O-line depth, this does not exactly help. More cap room fo
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Dwight. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Rumors are flying, what is everyone's opinion if > MVick came to DC... > > > If he started it would be an upgrade in Jason > Campbell in my opinion but idk... Even by Snyder's standards that would be too much of a distraction for the potential payoff (which would be nominal, even on a good day). If Vic
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HereAndThere Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If it's such fucking "high tech" programs can > detect faces, why the fuck can't they detect > smiles? Fuck! Thwarted by Al Qaeda again!!!
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Mike O'Meara Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Toney wrote: "Second, you must also think that > Sports Illustrated is anti-Semitic since they > named Snyder and Lerner among the 10 worst owners > in sports." > > There's a difference between a (lower-case 'c') > catholic list that includes some Jews, and > singling out Jews for criticism, as
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mcsmack Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Mike O'Meara Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > > Quote: > > > > MrMephisto Wrote: "There's just something wrong > > about her face." > > > > Toney replied: "It's called being a Jew." > > > > end quote. > > > > But it's all good
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Alias Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > I often wonder... why did we enter WW2? > > It was one thing to retaliate against the Japanese > when they hit our military base in Pearl Harbor, > but the Germans never attacked us. Hey, dumbass. Hitler declared war on the U.S. after the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor. Why do you Conservatives c
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FYI - This is WashingToneLocian. I had to create a new identity. Malia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Saddam Hussein has WMDs = That's what Saddam (rest > his soul) wanted the world to believe. > This is true. But Scott Ridder and other weapons inspectors who had been on the ground in the 90s knew Saddam did not have these weapons nor the capability
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