HOA enforcers are mean, pinched, bitter evil people and have historically small penises.
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Magic wiggly worms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNV1plMMBK4 Curb feelers:
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Can someone circle the dildo? I don't see that.
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My favorite tree girl is "IFeelMyself - Euphonic" -- google that shit. Ignore the flies buzzing around her. That's just hippie girl stuff.
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Even if their clitoris is 5.5" long when erect?
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Wow. For me it was my girlfriend's contagious enthusiasm for jizz.
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Switch to anal.
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...and an ass-raping.
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Yet another missed opportunity. I could have had a big-ass bowl of Durian candy to give to the little freeloading shits that roam through my neighborhood.
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What an oddly-shaped face.
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(slow clap)
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Oh right, take a teenager's report over one from a fine citizen of FFXU. I see how it is.
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Then you're stuck with letting ugly fuckers suck it directly, without the benefit of the wall.
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That's a pretty sloppy job right there. Smooth out the edges, or tape them over, or something.
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I get the feeling most of them own too many cats.
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To have even been born with such a hard, hard road ahead of him -- and then to wind up with parents like that. If I had parents like that I would have put vodka in my own damned feeding tube.
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hot
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No-brainer, huh? How would that be enforced on private sales? In my mind, the only way that can be enforced would be to ban private sales. And the only way to enforce a complete ban on private sales would be a national registry of firearms. And that will be difficult to accomplish in today's climate.
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2015/10/23/240000-jury-award-to-muslim-truck-drivers-who-were-fired-for-refusing-to-transport-alcohol/ Volokh says had the company fought it, due to their forced dispatch policy, they should have won. But they went out of business, so the Muslims aren't likely to collect. What a disturbing verdict. Seems to pave the way for people to avo
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I don't know why you ass-clowns bumped this thread, and I don't take a philosophical stance on the matter, but I'd play with Bailey Jay in a heartbeat.
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Opinions respected, tough love and all that, but if you think you can't get drugs in jail or prison, you're kidding yourself. Jail is a vacation, and if you play it right, you can spend you whole stay fucked up. I don't know if the rehab centers coddle the addicts, I really don't. The only thing I've ever seen that works on cleaning up an addict is when they find something worth living clean for
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Liberal values? Are you fucking kidding me? I don't know what they're doing over there, but here liberals have to fight tooth and nail for regulations governing behavior by corporations, regulations that our "freedom-loving" right wing insists are trouncing on our freedoms and ruining this great nation. Regulations give government some teeth in policing businesses that behave badly, like this
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Depends on who you ask, the power bottom thing. Seems like different people take a different vew on ti: http://www.musedmagonline.com/2012/07/the-miseducation-of-the-power-bottom/ http://christwire.org/2011/05/power-bottoming-the-most-disturbing-new-trend-in-american-homosexuality/ http://www.gayguys.com/2014/07/real-definition-power-bottom/
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None of those activities indicate how good a lawyer he'll be. Maybe he's avoiding you specifically, for a reason.
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At $40 I would have assumed it was an LE operation.
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... but I think it might be entertaining to see the responses. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wbqiSVLUq8 SC Inmates film rap video from jail, get punished with solitary confinement. (actually they did a fine job on the video) (at least I put it in Off Topic)
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That's some fucked up repugnant shit.
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#5 looks like a dirty girl. +1
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I found it interesting that he lives on the same block in Herndon as the gruesome murders a few years back. That's a tasty coincidence for the conspiracy-prone. http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/1006230/1006423.html
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I want hydrotherapy, but only because I want a hot chick putting things in my butt.
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