Light the TP on fire in the restroom.
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Doomed? Right. Just like you were doomed with Obama, and just like you were doomed with the other Clinton. Y'all are suckers for fearmongering, I gotta hand it to ya.
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Disagree.
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I would like to give them a baby oil massage. Abby and Brittany, that is. Not the other things posted here.
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Licentious Harlot? How YOU doin? :)
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She's got my vote.
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It really does make sense to work with a club or at least a working ham to help sell your gear if you aren't familiar with it. A lot of times there could be internal upgrades that could affect the resale value.
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I don't know why I was expecting a photo in this thread. And I don't know why I clicked it even though I was expecting a photo.
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You must be talking about the women.
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I used to have that fear when porking a cop's wife.
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what is safety inspection anyway? lights, brakes, tires, horn, glass, mirrors. if you can't pass that, you've got some serious problems.
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I started watching this thread hoping for titillation, but the way people tend to get doxed here, nobody who knows anything is going to admit to anything exciting.
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Tempted tonight. Definitely tomorrow @ MSG NYC.
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Right. Anytime the numbers disagree with your belief system, they must be fake. In other words, it is literally impossible for you to ever be wrong.
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I didn't even know he was still in it.
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My understanding was that that first list was not put out by the group at large. That was a lone wolf, and specifically doesn't claim to speak for Anon. The real list is not a list, it's a list of lists, with some explanations. http://pastebin.com/wbvP95wg
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Can there be a fucking thread on here that doesn't lead back to the fucking Lamb Center? Some of us don't give a flying fuck, and whoever this crusader is, I almost want to sponsor his fucking demise.
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Easy way to find them is to scour the sex offender registry. A number of them will list their address as "Homeless near intersection of X and Y etc."
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Well of course it got infected. How many of those guys' dick-beaters had been pawing around in the vaseline before it got injected? Ewwwww. Not that medical-grade jelly would have been any better. Dumb idea all around. All that time, he could have been jelqing all day. There are no magic bullet shortcuts, people.
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It's a special kind of shitbag that throws a baby down a flight of stairs. I hope he dies in a one-sided gun battle with the po-po.
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Probably just another batch of shitty chinese phone batteries.
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voice feminization therapy is not a new thing. many transgenders go through it.
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6,4,7,2
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Are you wondering why we are making these accomodations for transgendered teens? Because we're losing too many of them to suicide, that's why. And I know some of you quasi-anonymous fuckwits will applaud that, because it is impossible for you to empathize with the teens themselves. or their parents, who may already be at the end of their rope. It has become culturally acceptable, to a point, t
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Gun ownership is not overcompensation. Gun fetishization is.
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Yes, PLEASE control your guns at the polling places, you overcompensating fucktards.
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Whatever it was that caused me to like Dio in high school, it's gone now. I just no longer feel it.
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I saw one of these yesterday morning. At first I thought they were holding it up and reading it, but no, they mounted it RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR FACE. Un-fucking-believable.
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The best thing you can do involves both getting revenge on the banks and improving your own situation. Pay down your debt, keep a cushion in the bank, and stop paying them interest and fees completely. It's not that hard, really. Just make the tough choices and forego some luxuries until you're there. It's TOTALLY worth it. The world belongs to those with 800+ credit ratings.
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Unless you're enforcing REAL issues such as overcrowding or meth houses.
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