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8 years ago
Rockstar
Is this racist?
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8 years ago
Rockstar
Moar Kristina plz. Eesh, get crackin'. I want full stats by noon. When I get out of work early, Imma go find her.
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8 years ago
Rockstar
It works, it's the opposite of painful, and it's actually kind of interesting seeing what they can squeeze out of there. It's a skill, though, so unless your GF is an experienced spelunker, don't expect stellar results the first time.
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8 years ago
Rockstar
uDXNM Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > beck says allot of crazy things, he's on democrat > on a jew media pretending to be republican while > convincing his audience that conservatism is > crazy. same with Rush Limbaugh many have said his > rants are fake and designed to turn away naive > republicans > > if you beleive democrats don't hire
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8 years ago
Rockstar
I remember two ladies getting hot and heavy at a show at Black Cat back in the day. Memory's fuzzy but I think it was a Radiohead show. I remember being perfectly OK with that. There was some pretty heavy groping going on, and they were right up front. Titty-squeezing and all.
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8 years ago
Rockstar
Uhhhh.. Are you sure?
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8 years ago
Rockstar
Guess I know where to move if I ever want to start rapin' people and getting away with it. http://www.news.com.au/world/europe/millionaire-businessman-not-guilty-of-raping-teenager-after-he-accidentally-penetrated-her/news-story/fbe0a9c0ffd1d13d814908091b24545e?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link
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8 years ago
Rockstar
Where'd he get that sweet Illuminati t-shirt. Pretty sure that wasn't at the merch table at the last Bohemian Grove.
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8 years ago
Rockstar
Good fucking riddance. > Last year, Abbott was the center of a controversial dispute involving a sexting case in which he reportedly demanded a young boy take pictures of his genitalia as part of an sexting investigation. Abbott sued the boy’s defense attorney over the allegations, but later dropped the suit.
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8 years ago
Rockstar
It's a shame the cashier would probably be fired if she responded to the first customer with "You're what's wrong with everything. Go fuck yourself." Because really, that thing, and it happens here a lot, with everyone feeling an obligation to correct everyone else on shit that doesn't really matter, THAT is what's wrong.
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8 years ago
Rockstar
ummm, because you're a sex offender? they're playing in MY neighborhood...
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8 years ago
Rockstar
Ugh. Why do I ever bother listening to junkies in the first place?
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8 years ago
Rockstar
Pics of both before any of us can truly judge. But I can tell you now, butch dyke, instant point deduction, even counting 3some value.
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8 years ago
Rockstar
who the fuck can't afford a camaro? this is nova. there are more high-end cars here than anywhere else east of California. hard to imagine the same person who would do the bologna slice thing would also sabotage the brake lines. plus you'd feel the loss of pressure WAY before you were headed for a jersey wall.
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8 years ago
Rockstar
Casimir Pulaski Day
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8 years ago
Rockstar
Is she legal?
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8 years ago
Rockstar
The ouroboros is not depraved either. Depraved is lining them up and shitting diarrhea out the card window as you drive by them, splattering them with liquid fecal matter.
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8 years ago
Rockstar
That sounds like a worthy goal to strive for. Sort of like penis kegels?
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8 years ago
Rockstar
Husband? I'm sure she's divorced.
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8 years ago
Rockstar
http://arstechnica.com/business/2015/12/chubb-offers-uks-first-troll-insurance-policy/
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8 years ago
Rockstar
Rt 33 crossing the mountain from 29 to Harrisonburg.
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8 years ago
Rockstar
toohaiku gunt angle is high Landing strip wide as duct tape please stop posting these
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8 years ago
Rockstar
Give the blonde a cavity search, and let my lesser fellow employees handle the rest.
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8 years ago
Rockstar
http://www.crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/49321-crazyshit-dating
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8 years ago
Rockstar
Is that a sex doll?
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8 years ago
Rockstar
Me too.
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8 years ago
Rockstar
Workplace violence, ISIS, self-radicalized, rage, whatever. What's important is that you STAY IN YOUR HOMES, CITIZEN. COMPLY WITH DIRECTIVES. LISTEN TO NICKELBACK.
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8 years ago
Rockstar
That's a lot of fap. Probably sore by then. And no finish?
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8 years ago
Rockstar
"Can't talk right now, this chick's dick is in my mouth"
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8 years ago
Rockstar
The all-state fake ID kit is out there on p2p networks/torrents.
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