As I spent most of today on the groan throne, my rectal mirror showing minimal dilation, I’m grateful for the record player. Listening to Bette Midler sing “Boogie Woogie Man” with Burt Bacharach, I’m sad this generation won’t have such talent. I hope the turtle Mitch McConnell is doing ok. Also my brothers in bowel. IBS is not a fun condition. The betrayal of our bowels is awful. I want to be pr
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This is unconstitutional. President Trump will win even more handily.
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I should sue the Colorado court. How dare they remove president Trump off the ballot? We all know what happened and now I believe President Trump is correct again. They are coming at him with everything as he tries to save this country! I have headaches and more bowel problems due to this unnecessary stress! I love President Trump and this is enough. Our swamp is a disaster!
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President Trump. MAGA!
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My fellow brothers in bowel, there are traitors undermining our president. I see the desperation in their attacks on President Trump. Their court cases and allegations are failing. The election has now been proven as Trumps victory. For those who make him look bad, he has bowels that you and I would be jealous of. He’s a healthy man, a great president, and patriot. Now let’s discuss the cold sav
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boiled onion. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am at work and getting hongry for lunch already. > Two more hours before I can go to lunch. Today I > want a couple of 5 guys burgers and 5 gallons of > fries! Remember that’s your bowels telling you that and not your brain. This is a difficult concept, but do you want a garage door opener down there? O
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Real Real Fatso Freddie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > boiled onion. Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Woke up early because I am starving. A couple > big > > stacks of flapjacks with a pound of bacon and 6 > > fried eggs would be good! > > > Sounds good, I am going to order that at IH
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That damn plumber of mine doesn’t want a few greasy dollar bills for his 15 kids in a house. Folks at the IHOP don’t do it. When your colon falls out, this will be disemboweling. Your bowels matter. When you’re eating or drinking anything please think of how to at least make their job easier. Plus less midwives to dilate you as you scream on the groan throne.
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Jury of Peers find Trump Guilty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brown Onion Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > President Trump is completely innocent. He > > absolutely is being set up by Joe Biden and the > > political elite in Washington. My bowels are > > irritated. Now dropping meteor sized
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President Trump is completely innocent. He absolutely is being set up by Joe Biden and the political elite in Washington. My bowels are irritated. Now dropping meteor sized ones with midwives and a lot of howling. I’m upset that the president is being accused of made up crimes! He’s a patriot who loves our country and our citizens. Unacceptable!!!
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These people mock our Governor and our President Trump. Unacceptable!
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I think our governor should run for president, as him and his bowels have what it takes!
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Halloween is just around the corner but my bowels are showing enough horrors. My poor starfish is hanging on.
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That plane shot down looks like what’s left of my bowels. My guess is that mercenary understood my bowels.
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How unfair for President Trump tonight. This prosecutor needs to realize President Trump is innocent. My bowels are irritated.
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Thank you Fairfax Baptist! Have a guest sermon today on bowel health. It was well received, and my best guess is GI’s don’t go to church.
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Thank you Fairfax Baptist! Have a guest sermon today on bowel health. It was well received, and my best guess is GI’s don’t go to church.
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I behaved having only a medium meat lovers pizza from the white people at Papa John’s. The taste was incredible, but as I watched baseball, the urge to purge became overwhelming. I knew the glazing of my bowels had started, and 5 minutes later I delivered a monster with the midwives help. That damn plumber is on the way, and the stench is horrible with the epsom salt baths and the witch hazel on
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Enough with the rainbow flags. As a veteran I want American flags. It is Fourth of July. It’s time to celebrate the birth of a nation, and then with my midwives in tow, drop the former British empire in the groan throne. That could be your fireworks show and that damn plumber better be ready!
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My bowels have shown their age and have betrayed me. As a veteran I was honored to be at a Memorial Day parade today to honor the fallen. Yet now I might get another Purple Heart after those hamburgers and hotdogs.
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Wanted to wish my BIBs my heartfelt condolences. Those with wonderful sets of bowels can eat what they want, while we must drink castor oil and eat bowel friendly foods. It is a shame that others are celebrating while we are stuck on groan thrones.
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Major IBS flare up. Also hope midwives show up soon. Thinking a caesarean is not out of the question. I so wish the groan throne was warmer. That damn plumber better show up soon.
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Did you evacuate your bowels? Did you evacuate your brain? Am so tired of the GI doctor nurses. I think they are hired from prisons.
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As usual big pharma ignores people with bowel problems. Therefore castor oil is your best option. If you drink this you’ll have rotten eggs gas, but some movement improvement.
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I do almost feel sorry for the Dons John my colon added a large deposit to earlier today. If their trucks hoses can’t take care of that, my bowels and I apologize. These aren’t as comforting as my personal groan throne, and three midwives in there had trouble fitting in with me there too.
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So China man decided to send a spy balloon here. Finally something that looks like what my bowels deal with. The screaming on the groan throne is awful. It really is.
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Ladies and gentlemen lend me your ears! It is your decision to destroy your bowels and/or speed up the betrayal process. Yet my bowels quiver at what you’re throwing at your colons. Just am stunned and hope you’ll all look at the Bristol Stool Guide for information.
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Wondering if my midwives cut up my evacuations after I leave the groan throne. They help me to my bed where what’s left of my poor starfish gets a break.
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Tokyo Rose might as well be in my intestines. The midwives have been summoned, as there will be lots of pain on the groan throne.
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John Plop Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Going to Elevation Burger today. Going to really > test the system! It’s your colon. Your bowels. Yet wondering if you could compromise the deluge on them. Thinking you’re going to see a rectal mirror of horror with that.
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