I’m so relieved to see President Trump fighting back. His speeches are beautiful and patriotic. He’s shown how smart he is with cognitive tests. We are a blessed nation to have under God President Trumps leadership. Now that everything has been revealed as a witch hunt and hoax, I want to report my bowels actually feel better after an Epsom salt bath. These sitz baths help the starfish and innard
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Pancho Villa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Going to Tippys for lunch today. Wish my bowels > good luck. I pray to God, his son, and the Holy Spirit, that your bowels can be sustained for this endeavor. Please let us know if you’ve made it through the danger zone please!
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My bowels are fired up . PRESIDENT TRUMP is INNOCENT. He is a HONEST BUSINESSMAN. Yet NY Judge is CROOKED. Midwives coming over for a C Section. Am not HAPPY with these FALSE RESULTS. This is RIGGED!
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5am guy. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hi all! 5am guy checking in here. 5am guy is > having a chicken salad sub from Royal Farm. Are those bowel friendly? Am not familiar with the restaurant. My hope is your intestines and colon had a good team effort.
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boiled onion. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I get off work soon and man I am starving! Going > to grab a couple large pizzas from Papa Johns on > the way home. Mushroom onion and double sausage! Please my God Lord Jesus, please direct this man’s bowels to another food option. May you hear the prayers of all of us, who know what these foods can do to a
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boiled onion. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I took the day off today. I think I am going to go > to Bob Evans for a sunshine skillet and 4 biscuits > with sausage gravy! My goodness, what’s left of your bowels? Please think WWBD?
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He will win in a landslide. My bowels bet 50 states
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red onion class of 2006 .. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > watermelon is out of season by several months > > Naval oranges are in season an full of flavor Forget the watermelon red, oranges though are great for your bowels. Also pineapple and grapefruit. These amino acids BREAK DOWN and HELP YOUR BOWELS. Hope MY BROTHERS IN BOWEL are GOOD. VOTE TRUMP 20
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This is BULLISHIT. TAYLOR SWIFT and her fans used ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE to make these FAKE PHOTOGRAPHS of PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP. WE THE PEOPLE are tired of living under Bidens RIGGED DYSTOPIAN presidency which is false. The duly elected President is DONALD TRUMP!!!!! My bowels are screwed up. They are goulash. My rectal mirror is scary to look at. Yet HERE MORE FALSEHOODS against our PRESIDE
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I’m angry at the left wing media. President Trump is an amazing man who loves this country and Americans. Right now the grown throne awaits a plumber but I promise my sister, I, the midwives, and countless others will have him duly ELECTED as our PRESIDENT! I’m sitting here with goulash star fish that’s been plundered by IBS and CRUEL DOCTORS who always promise with nothing to show for it!
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boiled onion. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Taking a ride to Warrenton to chow down at Long > John Silvers/KFC > Going to get fish planks with fries and > hushpuppies along with a 3 piece chicken meal and > ice cream. Please don’t do it! I AM SO ANGRY. MY BOWELS ARE RIPPING FROM THAT LADY LYING ABOUT PRESIDENT TRUMP HE CARES ABOUT THIS COUNTRY.
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Fatso Freddie Real Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 2 Whoppers 5. Take that bowels. Please think of your colon. WWBD? Please consider your innards.
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Biden is crooked!!!! Vote 2024 so you get your tax refund from him!
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I’m thrilled. President Trump is going to win the correct party’s nomination and destroy Biden in the election. As president his bowels and golden fumes will show clearly. It’s fun watching the leftist racist media rail against him. Yet him and his golden bowels stand strong for the red, white, and blue! This veteran and many more can’t wait to cover the polls with our Dons Johns as needed. Our p
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Again my freedom of speech, is being censored here by Joe Biden. President Trump is my guy, and Mitch McConnell looks like a turtle popping out of my starfish on the rectal mirror. This world wide website is for freedom of speech. I don’t flood this forum like I do the groan throne. I talk about my bowels and IBS openly. Enough of the censorship. Stop blocking my God given American rights to furt
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red onion class of 2006 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Howdy folks it haz been a mighty long time since I > visited here. I shore doez hope everyone here iz > doin good. I got me a new job at a car dealershisp > an I am makin pretty good monie. I iz vury > thankful fo that. > Well i hopes god blesses yall real good. Way to go Red! Hope these f
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red onion class of 2006 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Howdy folks it haz been a mighty long time since I > visited here. I shore doez hope everyone here iz > doin good. I got me a new job at a car dealershisp > an I am makin pretty good monie. I iz vury > thankful fo that. > Well i hopes god blesses yall real good. Way to go Red! Hope these f
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Trump Dump Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brown Onion Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > This political persecution of my president is > > unacceptable! My bowels are flared up due to > this! > > So tired of God’s chosen one being treated > like > > this! My bowels are absolutely in shamb
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This political persecution of my president is unacceptable! My bowels are flared up due to this! So tired of God’s chosen one being treated like this! My bowels are absolutely in shambles. What is seen in the rectal mirror is going to make the groan throne hurt.
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poorly medicated onion Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I had some back pain a couple days back and took a > couple Aleve pills but it turnrd out I got the > wrong bottle and I took two Imodium AD pills. Now > things down there are closed for business. Imodium is not bowel friendly. I wish you and your bowels a quick recovery. Praying for your bowels
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As I spent most of today on the groan throne, my rectal mirror showing minimal dilation, I’m grateful for the record player. Listening to Bette Midler sing “Boogie Woogie Man” with Burt Bacharach, I’m sad this generation won’t have such talent. I hope the turtle Mitch McConnell is doing ok. Also my brothers in bowel. IBS is not a fun condition. The betrayal of our bowels is awful. I want to be pr
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This is unconstitutional. President Trump will win even more handily.
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I should sue the Colorado court. How dare they remove president Trump off the ballot? We all know what happened and now I believe President Trump is correct again. They are coming at him with everything as he tries to save this country! I have headaches and more bowel problems due to this unnecessary stress! I love President Trump and this is enough. Our swamp is a disaster!
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President Trump. MAGA!
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My fellow brothers in bowel, there are traitors undermining our president. I see the desperation in their attacks on President Trump. Their court cases and allegations are failing. The election has now been proven as Trumps victory. For those who make him look bad, he has bowels that you and I would be jealous of. He’s a healthy man, a great president, and patriot. Now let’s discuss the cold sav
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boiled onion. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am at work and getting hongry for lunch already. > Two more hours before I can go to lunch. Today I > want a couple of 5 guys burgers and 5 gallons of > fries! Remember that’s your bowels telling you that and not your brain. This is a difficult concept, but do you want a garage door opener down there? O
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Real Real Fatso Freddie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > boiled onion. Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Woke up early because I am starving. A couple > big > > stacks of flapjacks with a pound of bacon and 6 > > fried eggs would be good! > > > Sounds good, I am going to order that at IH
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That damn plumber of mine doesn’t want a few greasy dollar bills for his 15 kids in a house. Folks at the IHOP don’t do it. When your colon falls out, this will be disemboweling. Your bowels matter. When you’re eating or drinking anything please think of how to at least make their job easier. Plus less midwives to dilate you as you scream on the groan throne.
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Jury of Peers find Trump Guilty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brown Onion Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > President Trump is completely innocent. He > > absolutely is being set up by Joe Biden and the > > political elite in Washington. My bowels are > > irritated. Now dropping meteor sized
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President Trump is completely innocent. He absolutely is being set up by Joe Biden and the political elite in Washington. My bowels are irritated. Now dropping meteor sized ones with midwives and a lot of howling. I’m upset that the president is being accused of made up crimes! He’s a patriot who loves our country and our citizens. Unacceptable!!!
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