sped Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > was this the kind of bus that was shorter than all > the other buses? The only short thing was the monitor's lame ass dick, and it got shorter after I pushed his fat ass off the bus.
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eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Why? Is there something noble or desirable about > being a junkie and an alcoholic? Yes, that's exactly what I was saying. > Shame on you Alias. You were one of those kids who volunteered to be the bus monitor, right? You got that little badge and you tried to boss kids like me around. Wanna know what I did
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abelard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Little secret for you Alias - > archaeologists are, as a group, the biggest bunch > of drinkers and pot heads you'll ever meet. Huh, had I only known... My college advisers led me astray.
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abelard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ha - got her age wrong. But since we don't know > the actual date for this story, I'm sticking with > it. Are you this sloppy on your archaeology digs? "Hey, check this shit out!" (Abelard, waving a bone around)
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Who the hell are you? And what the hell is wrong with you? Are you eesh?
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9YNL9 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > When you read a headline saying: "The U.S. > misinformed Congress and the public.." > What do you think? I think, that's one humongous misprint. And, then, I drift off, thinking about "newspeak" and control of the people through manipulation of the language. But, hey, that's just me; most people think nothin
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young guy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Alias, how did you find Fairfax Underground I googled "wholesome, friendly message board" and FFXU popped up. > why keeo s you coming back? I mean, you dont even > live around here, righ t? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYSrjnjpzz0
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There's none left, dear.
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Remove the broom...
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misshapen politics Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > you can call my opinions horrible too > its not a personal Excellent. But, I'm afraid I'm a bit lost in this conversation. Let's review: You said my politics were horrible. I responded with an equally insulting comment. You, then, remind me, in a chastising manner, that it's important to respect e
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misshapen PMS Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Alias, check your PMS I've become reluctant to open PMs.
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insomniac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Eat shit you stupid bitch and answer the man Insert a large broom into your rectum and tell me who's eating shit.
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misshapen comedy partners Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > alisa, would you like to be comedy partners?? You're confusing me with another poster; I'm not into comedy. I like tragedy - car accidents, divorce, terrorist attacks, the Obama administration, my broken wrist, and shit like that.
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misshapen comedy partners Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > its okay to have differnets of opinions on > politics though right ? Of course. It's okay for someone to have a differnets of opinion, and it's okay to call someone's opinion "horrible" if it differs from yours. Am I getting this shit right?
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insomniac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm not alias but I was bored Clearly.
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Alias is the best Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > her politics are just horrible... Why? Because I distrust government and view it as a necessary evil? Who, in his right mind, desires a big fucking goddamn government? I'll tell you who. The boring, self-centered wimp with low self-esteem who never studied history and speaks in the monotone or manic v
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laughing at her, not with her Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > She sounds like she took the short bus to school, > if you know what I mean. I walked to school. Your mother DROVE your whiny, wimpy, pimply fat ass to school. Hence, I'm slim and trim, and you're a big fat piece of blubber who can't find his way out of a paper bag. You're probably gay,
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ymm46 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > >where the fuck are my taxes going? > > You don't need to know that. You do need to send > more taxes though. In fact, just send your > paycheck. They will send back what they don't > need. If the IRS is watching this site, I will get nothing back, and owe more. Such is the nature of things when co
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Actually, European men, no matter which country, have all gone gay. It is a sad state of affairs. Ladies, go west, if you want to find a man, and even then, be careful, it might be a fake.
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True The Vote ! Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Alias is like a hot potato > here. I'm more like a thorn. Liberals find me irritating because I was once out there burning my bra, and then something in my brain said, hey, what the fuck are you doing, you need your bra, and then I got a job and I was like, forget my bra, where the fuck are my taxes going?
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Everybody Loves Alias Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Alias, do you like Everybody Loves Raymond? What kinda bullshit question is that? (don't answer)
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Flirt with eesh? Are you out of your mind?
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WingNut Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hey Alias what ferry were you on? The south fork ferry to Shelter Island. My heaven.
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eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Alias, I've drank so much wine tonight, I can > actually understand and laugh at your posts. > > Hahaha said eesh. I'm drinking Pepto-Bismol, straight from the bottle. I think I picked up a bug at a rest stop on the Jersey Turnpike, the one at Exit 2.
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she's a protestor Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > she was up there protesting for Ferguson. laying > down in the street and yelling "down with whitey!" Yeah, me and my monkey.
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eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Straight women go there as well. Not many.
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Caan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I don't give a shit. Stay away from me, boy.
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eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Alias, do you ever go to Babes? I love that place. That's a lesbian bar, eesh.
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Poverty Pimp Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is that one of Al Sharpton's grandchildren? No, my monkey's grandfather isn't a race hustling, tax evading, lying scumbag who advises the president of the United States of America.
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eesh Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > speed dating at Xtra's Cafe on > Tuesday. That's so stupid. Are they still doing Trivia Thursday? I like Xtra's, in the summer, sitting on the balcony, but I'm not a group activities kind of person.
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