Under a new Virginia law that took effect January 1, if you abandon your car on a public thoroughfare during a snowstorm you forfeit ownership. Leave your title in the glovebox and your keys in the ignition.
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All Fairfax County public schools will be closed on January 21, 2014. Offices will be open. More at http://t.co/zNBBMkehnZ.— Fairfax Schools (@fcpsnews) January 21, 2014
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The Neighborhood Watch! Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sept. 3 - Assault Arrest: A 22-year-old Burke > woman reported that on Aug. 29 at 10:55 p.m., > while she was sitting at an outdoor table at Hard > Times Cafe, 4069 Chain Bridge Road, a male subject > had approached her, placed his face on her chest > and shook her. He then left the restaura
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Call 703-691-2131 and ask to speak to David Baucom. He'll hook you up.
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Where in Clifton is Tahrir Square, douchenozzle? http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/14982190/image/99131882-a-military-helicopter-flies-above-tahrir-square-while-protesters-opposing-egyptian
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Don't waste your time or the court's. Send the citation (make a copy for yourself and keep it) along with a copy of the inspection certificate and a check for the court costs to the address on the citation. Do it well in advance of the court date.
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Update: FFXU got a shoutout in a post about these copyright trolls - http://www.iptrademarkattorney.com/2013/08/attorney-copyright-troll-infringement-photo-agency-bwp-dmca-17-usc-512-safe-harbor.html
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http://thepurpletide.com/wordpress/2013/08/13/senior-killed-on-route-66/
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Collision only applies to impacts with other vehicles. Comprehensive is anything else.
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Lowes Home Depot The Tile Shop: http://www.tileshop.com/
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Already a thread on this, shitdick: http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/1262113.html
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This sounds like a feature, not a bug. Makes it easier to deflect FOIA requests as well as frustrate hackers, spies, and future would-be-Snowdens.
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Hot Wings Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hooters in Fairfax is probably closer to you. Hooters in Chantilly is probably closer still.
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Contact Ken White, proprietor of the Popehat blog. @popehat on Twitter. He delights in fucking with copyright trolls (case in point: Prenda Law) and may even be willing to represent you pro bono or help find someone who will. Also, these trolls apparently have been quite active of late: http://www.extortionletterinfo.com/forum/getty-images-letter-forum/anyone-had-a-run-in-with-sanders-law-pllc-f
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Foodie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Inn at Little Washington? Kinda' far? For the > record, it's 70 miles from NOVA. Now admittedly > it's the best restaurant in all of Virginia and > perhaps one of the top 10 in the country but the > OP's request was "in NOVA". I for one think the > drive is more than worth it...most others won't. > But ei
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The old interface has up-to-date data. http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/cgi-bin/searcharrests.cgi
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Back In The Day Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > When did I become socially acceptable to make > public that you're a cock-sucking queer. Prancing > around and proud of it? Freudian slip?
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Obligatory: TUNALLI HODIFA ABDULHAKIM 18 02/08/2012 18.2-96(2) PETIT LARCENY: <$200 NOT FROM A PERSON 11328 WESTBROOK MILL LN, 304, FAIRFAX, VA 22030 TUNALLI
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A whole shitload of people who had hearings on March 20 just got a great big gift.
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Nolle pros'ed 4/29/10.
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Frequent Flyer Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Good. I hope they publish more articles like this > saying how bad NATIONAL Airport is. That way more > of the rookies around here will haul their asses > out to BWI and Dulles and less people will be > connecting through and won't be in my way slowing > me down and otherwise fucking me up. This o
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FUNdamental Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yesterday, in court, Dr. Valerie Rao, a > Jacksonville-based medical examiner who examined > Zimmerman, disputed Zimmerman's claims that Martin > slammed his head repeatedly on the pavement. 1) She didn't examine Zimmerman. She looked at photos. 2) She got destroyed on cross.
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Local Yocal Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Don't clog up our National airport with your > connecting shit. Fly in or out and stop this > connecting shit! You bunch of non-NOVA > muddafudgers! Blame US Airways for making DCA a "focus city" (read: mini-hub).
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Costco.
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One can only hope!
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asdfadsfadf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Gordon Blvd Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > ROFLMAO@ppl who see a black guy and all they > can > > think is "Obama" > > hahahahahaha!!! > > Not me, I think looters.
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Stabitha, your point? It was passed in 1950 but that's the current code. Looks like the last update was 1992.
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Hey geniuses, the OP misspelled "larceny" but "petit" is how the offense is characterized under the Code of Virginia. http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-96
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Ofc. Friendly Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Chaego Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Second Lieutenant according to the salary > > spreadsheet. > > Really? Can you post the link please? I have an > older one apparently. http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/1162368/1171958.html#msg-11
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Second Lieutenant according to the salary spreadsheet.
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