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8 years ago
Curmudgeon
I guess Trolly McTrollerson missed the two glaring grammatical errors in the first two sentences. But it's perfectly ordinary English, eh?
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8 years ago
Curmudgeon
it's decipherable, but they should have just started with a heading that says two-hour delay.
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8 years ago
Curmudgeon
Everybody's an atheist with respect to Zeus or Thor or Osiris or any of thousands of other gods. Why not dispense with one last fairy tale? Atheists on the court would be the best possible outcome.
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9 years ago
Curmudgeon
Quotebut I think the new PTA president was already predisposed against Booster based on the experiences of his/her own kids earlier. i'd say that is highly likely to be true. QuoteWhen a school drops Boosterthon, or decides not to use it, that information needs to be public. email the various PTAs -- i'd imagine people would share that info via email, just probably not a public forum with thi
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9 years ago
Curmudgeon
not sure i want to ID my kid's school on here, but it's an elementary school in the western part of the county.
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9 years ago
Curmudgeon
quit being whiny bitches and go talk to your PTA presidents. the one at our school knows that boosterthon is a scam, and so they're not invited. problem solved.
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9 years ago
Curmudgeon
If you're on the road, obey the rules. And if you're on the road at rush hour, creating a slow-moving roadblock, then please pedal off a bridge.
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9 years ago
Curmudgeon
can't complete with the ashley madison post, but does anyone have any experience with asserting that an HOA is selectively enforcing its bullshit rules against certain homeowners but not others? anyone point to the virginia rules on that?
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9 years ago
Curmudgeon
#1 problem is they're all on Facebook or etc while driving.
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9 years ago
Curmudgeon
QuoteThere's no law about it. yes, there is. google the "king's dominion law." doesn't apply to your kid's private school though.
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9 years ago
Curmudgeon
You do realize that 10 out of 10 Prius drivers can kick your ass, right?
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9 years ago
Curmudgeon
sunflower is pretty good - they have a lot of vegan stuff but there's a good bit of salt & oil. the counter burger in reston has a great veg burger. elevation burger is ok too. i have young kids so heading into dc for the fancy brunch (now at equinox) isn't really workable.
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9 years ago
Curmudgeon
It's somehow both slower and more expensive than the commuter bus to falls Church. You almost gave to try to screw it up that badly
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9 years ago
Curmudgeon
teachers have a point about this -- it's beyond fucked up that the school board gets a 60% raise but nobody can afford to pay teachers a decent salary. just keep in mind that when you do the teach to the rule stuff, the only people you're actually hurting are the kids. the SB are a group of fundamentally unserious yahoos. they don't care what you do or don't do. try not to hurt the kids.
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9 years ago
Curmudgeon
Can't begin to imagine why anyone would care about this event. They've taken over one of the parking lots at reston town center and there are a bunch of idiot cops wearing fatigues everywhere, but other than that nobody seems to know or care.
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9 years ago
Curmudgeon
right. because the democrats are the warmongers? choice is hillary or one of the fuckin whack-jobs on the republican merry go round. if you retards would insist on better republicans in the primary we might have a legitimate option. instead it's just a question of who can out-homophobe the next guy.
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9 years ago
Curmudgeon
So we can assume you're good giving all churches tax exemptions? What about satanic ones?
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9 years ago
Curmudgeon
9 years ago
Curmudgeon
Whoops. Although you guys were more gentle than I would have expected...
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9 years ago
Curmudgeon
going to be a long summer if we're only in mid july and the power's blinking off and on from area-wide AC use already.
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9 years ago
Curmudgeon
school board is a bunch of clowns. 7 years of budget shortfalls, class sizes going up and up, teacher salary stagnating, and we're facing a $100M budget shortfall after this coming school year, yet they voted themselves a 60% pay raise it's expensive to run -- you need about $35k to mount a decent campaign. and it takes an assload of time. but yeah, i'll vote for any non-incumbent at this poi
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9 years ago
Curmudgeon
you're both morons. to the troglodyte homophobic moron, shut the fuck up. you couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag, and if you try you're going to get owned by the first "faggot" you cross. go lose 50 pounds and get back to me. to the other moron, there's absolutely a problem with the policy. you can't send boys into a girls' bathroom regardless of gender identity. that's not fair
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9 years ago
Curmudgeon
QuoteHOA's are your first line of defense yeah, if you're a pussy. if you don't like the color of your neighbor's front door, man up and go tell him. don't hide behind the HOA's skirt. YOU are what's wrong with northern virginia.
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9 years ago
Curmudgeon
you don't need an HOA for that. http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/code/property/overcrowding.htm
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9 years ago
Curmudgeon
depends on the HOA. some are legitimately trying to improve value. problem is the concept has outlived its usefulness as the market has driven up property values in the last 20 years. then add in the HOAs which are staffed by people desperate to prove their self-importance to a world that doesn't care about them. those are the dangerous ones.
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9 years ago
Curmudgeon
does anyone under the age of 60 support HOAs? you old fuckers still haven't figured out that you're actually working against your stated goal of maintaining property value. young families are eschewing suburbs at an increasing pace, partly because your ridiculous covenants don't change with the times. nobody buys a $700k house and then lets it go to shit. and even if they did, county regs can
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9 years ago
Curmudgeon
Nobody is this stupid. I award OP 5 points for excellent trolling.
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9 years ago
Curmudgeon
QuoteTaxes are too high. No way would I pay even 1¢ for what we're currently getting. Don't even give them the idea that they can increase taxes. Out with the school board, out with the board of supervisors, out with Garza and her overpaid, do nothing cronies at Gatehouse. you might feel differently if you had children in ridiculously overcrowded FCPS elementary school classes, which i do. can'
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9 years ago
Curmudgeon
i'd be willing to pay $150 more in property taxes. but only if i knew that the money would go to class size and teacher salaries. but it won't. it will go to all the bullshit, and we'll be right back in the same position next year, holding the kids hostage while refusing to make cuts that any parent with a red pen could make.
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9 years ago
Curmudgeon
the problem is that's never the stuff that gets cut. all they know how to do is raise class size and hold teacher pay steady. i know teacher pay is a controversial topic on this site (but not for 98% of people in the real world), but class size is already ridiculous at about half of the schools. 30 kids in a first grade class? that's an abdication -- nobody learns shit in that environment. i
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