I have to wonder if he was on FB for 30 months. I seriously doubt it. At least they caught him, sounds like a POS.
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As a matter of fact I did. And tell your Mom nobody likes a whiner.
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Shut up thickness. Just because you decided to up the ante and drive a french horn up your ass doesn't mean anyone cares about your alumni days in the old band.
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Is that a sign for a VD clinic?
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Of course you can videotape cops, but hopefully you understand that if they decide you are committing a crime and charge you with it then they can seize your phone/camcorder as proof that the crime actually occurred. Not a sermon just a thought.
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"So this one time....at band camp...."
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He should sue her parents to get the money back. He's clearly got a good case there. And he could sue for damages.
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You think so? Because the case had to go through a preliminary hearing first. That's a hearing where the cops and prosecutors have to show there was enough probable cause to send it to a grand jury for an indictment. Only then does it go to trial. So basically a Fairfax judge heard direct and cross examination and decided it should go forward, and then a grand jury of citizens decided it was
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Demand for police services? Do you seriously think that's relegated to just homicides. Every time a white soccer mom in McLean sees a black guy in her neighborhood I'm pretty sure they call the cops. I had cops come to my house one time because I was drinking a beer on the porch and some dickface driving down the street called it in saying I didn't look like I was 21. They completely apologiz
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"It's a lot easier to get high than deal with life's little problems." Motto for the class of 2012. Keep it real homies.
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So maybe you just got a bad cop. No different than a doctor who misdiagnosis you, a lawyer who does a half-assed job on your behalf, a barber who shaves off half your hair, etc. Go right ahead and hate all cops, just as you should hate all doctors, lawyers, and other professionals. And before you throw out the "cops can kill people" argument, well so can a crappy ass doctor.
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They should eliminate some programs. For instance, why do they have cops spending county time installing kids car seats? I'm pretty sure if you can't read an instruction manual and install a car seat, you shouldn't reproduce in the first place.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f_DPrSEOEo
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if the homeless want the deer for food, then maybe they should come drag them off the property. it would be, I know, a shocking concept-actually WORKING to get something to eat instead of sitting around on your ass all day to drink and beg. crazy concept.
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As someone who just shelled out $2500 to repair my car after a deer ran in front of me on the Parkway at 5AM, personally I'm fine if they use an A-bomb to kill those little bastards. And seriously who cares what kind of gun they use unless you are a pinko liberal who thinks no one should own guns including SWAT team members. Maybe you can volunteer your time and hug the deer to a nice peaceful
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This is literally the dumbest topic I've read on this board in years. I need the last 15 seconds of my life back.
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I think the motorcycle cops have them. Don't think the regular patrol cops have any quota. If you get stopped by a cop on a motorcycle you are pretty much screwed.
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Why can't we all just get along?
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some do some don't. i think the individual patrol cop has no control...probably the on-duty supervisor does. that would seem to make the most sense.
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no chance they compete with the likes of Morton's, Shula's, E-citis, wildfire and the others.
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I'm down with Foolmeonce. I think you need to run for county commissioner
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So just stop for the damn red light. Sheesh.
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Duh...Kenny Roger's Roasters. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJw6Z-MLyBA
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nope. http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/ashleys-law-on-emergency-responders-signed-by-virginia-gov-mcdonnell/2011/07/26/gIQA9VnYbI_story.html
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hot and horny milfs and grannies? WTF???? Older the berry the sweeter the juice I guess. Wait never mind-just saw tranny videos and something about horny teens. Now I'm just confused...and pretty confident the feds are reading that page.
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Hooters-Fairfax City. What the hell are you people eating? Oh wait that's right, Hooters.
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I'm guessing it's because they deal with people on occasion that would want to hurt them or their families and well, they don't really want to publish their identities more than they have to. I'm just guessing of course.
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first name please. or at least station he works at.
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also your credit card didn't clear, if you could post that for reconfirmation. Also need PIN code and social security number for good measure. And 10 minutes with your wife.
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When a jaywalking ticket just doesn't send home the message, use a front bumper.
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