I pictured someone more...mature.
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> > > I'm not in anyway suggesting anyone be banned, > not even geronimo, although I wouldn't feel bad if > he had a sudden stroke. > > I don't want him to die, though. Spastically > hanging out of a wheelchair and drooling with his > mouth half open would be nice. Alias baby, You spend too much hate on a faceless, nameless, semi-retarded Dennis Leary wanna be.
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Damn Miz, ever hear of eating a vegetable? If I ate that family meal with no roughage, I'd be bound up for a week!
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Ms. provallone in the shower waiting for Norman Bates?
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The Pope of Greenwich Village and Angel Heart are masterpieces . Mickey is ok, besides the fact that he found his plastic surgeon in Pennysaver.
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Ok..obviously you won't believe what is clearly written by the Doctor..maybe you just don't understand.. Its very important to you, so ok, just as I would a child, or a retard , I'll let you have your way. You're a big strong virile man because you're bald. OK? Happy now? Now all you have to do is convince a woman.
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He said : Baldness related to sex > hormones is one of the OLDEST AND HARDEST MYTHS to > dispel. WITH or WITHOUT testosterone, the > incidence of baldness in men ranges from about 23 > percent to 87 percent, and baldness may develop > any time after puberty. It's a myth! You're in denial because you hate being bald and you want to overcompensate with your alleged big balls.
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I think your reading comprehension went the same place your hair did.
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Banning geronimo? No, thats not the way we should do things here. This is an open forum for muddled ideas and opinions. No one should be banned, especially here in off topic.
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I'm down with that!
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Dr. Kojak Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ProVallone Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Gosh, bald guys are SO angry. > > Sorry kojack, you're no doctor either. > > You've got No hair AND a need to advertise > > allegedly large nuts. > > Is life THAT bad? > > Who is angry? Sounds
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The White Prize!
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What next? A white guy winning the 100 meter dash?
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Gosh, bald guys are SO angry. Sorry kojack, you're no doctor either. You've got No hair AND a need to advertise allegedly large nuts. Is life THAT bad?
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Hay Zeus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Wingnut, I'm not saying I disagree with you but I > think you might long over due for a guys night > out, buddy. Or a quick trip to the nearest whorehouse.
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Jeeze, could those sagging melons be squeezed together any tighter? Also too, I want to borrow her make up technician who really seems to work wonders with a real pig.
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ProVagina Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ProVallone Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I douche, therefore, I am. > > > Ok, Rene Douchecartes. > > > > And your Mom loves me. > > > Too bad yours didn't. Your Moms love was enough..believe me...quite a woman...what happened to y
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"Blacks and Jews make it tough for REGULAR people" Interesting statement, Adolph.
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He's Delusional Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Since Mr. Misery is only 1/2 Hispanic, how do you > recommend that he vote? Or, should he just stay > home on election day? Split ticket?
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I douche, therefore, I am. And your Mom loves me.
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Merge squid and mexican genetics together. Then when we go to 7-11 we can pick them up and make calimari.
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In the picture, which one is krystal? They both have tits.
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Cuz im black right? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Your racist for thinking Im black....im > latino...and asian Same thing...even worse.
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Okay, only about 3 million more to go. Then maybe I can go to 7-11 for a Slurpee again without having to wade through a sea of smelly, unshaven, threatening midgets .
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Is Marcus Hines related to Bea Hines?
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Potential there Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If Meade had the right agent or representation he > would be better known. I see alot of potential in > that young man. Don't forget, he is a songwriter > also, that is what counts. Hank Williams was able > to lock himself in a room and produce some good > songs. Meade has that talent, it just n
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Everybody put on a Yarmulke, cut off your foreskins, and get up and dance... Ba-ruch a-tah A-do-nai, E-lo-hei-nu me-lech ha-o-lam, a-sher na-tan la-sech-vi vi-na, l'hav-chin bein yom u-vein lai-la. (A-mein) Baruch atah A-do-nai, E-lo-hei-nu melech haolam Hamaavir shena meynai Utnumah meafapa (Amein) Ba-ruch a-tah A-do-nai, E-lo-hei-nu me-lech ha-o-lam, po-kei-ach iv-rim. (A-mein) Ba-ruch a-tah A
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If the judge sends you to a catholic priest, your chances of being sodomized are about the same as in jail. But in church , at least you can drink some sacrificial wine.
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Meade has surely murdered some decent songs.
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Hair loss is influenced by the transformation of testosterone into dihydrotestosterone (DHT). ...it's your body malfunctioning. Bald guys like to THINK they're bald because of a high testosterone level, but us old guys with hair have functional testosterone , which serves us quite well in the bedroom.
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