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10 years ago
Teh King
Simple rule: Never fuck with someone who has less to lose than you do.
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10 years ago
Teh King
Nutty Buddy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's not exploitaion, Nutty. > > That's prostitution. +1 Who is to be judged? The prostitute or the client?
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10 years ago
Teh King
Darker than a grocery bag please.
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10 years ago
Teh King
Sabotage?
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10 years ago
Teh King
colored Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > those could be her natural color Mmmm hmm. Sure thing.
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10 years ago
Teh King
I'd rather fuck Rose McGowan.
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10 years ago
Teh King
I fucking hate colored contacts. They look like shit and no one believes they are real. Why bother?
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11 years ago
Teh King
Johnny Law Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > I am looking forward to my big bonus next month > for writing the most citations during the FMF op! > > > You have been warned! Slow down and be safe! Fucking troll.
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11 years ago
Teh King
Go stand in front of the Accotink School across the street from West Springfield High. Someone will hook you up sooner or later.
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11 years ago
Teh King
Paul VI is considered prestigious? Since when was writing a check to be admitted considered prestigious?
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11 years ago
Teh King
All summer long those fuckers spin webs right in front of the door that leads out to my deck. More than once I've walked out face first into a huge web, usually 18-24" across. I hate the shit.
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11 years ago
Teh King
You don't need a business license to operate as a independent contractor.
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11 years ago
Teh King
80's Rock Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This school was great in the 80's. Now West > Springfield is being taken over by illegals and > Niggers. Thats why the schoole sucks now. > > We only had 6 blacks and 8 wetbacks in the 80's. > > The more minorities = the more crime. There doesn't seem to be too many spics on the list. Anothe
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11 years ago
Teh King
This is the fucking you get for the fucking you gave.
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11 years ago
Teh King
Another chick that is 20 pounds from greatness. I much preferred the "thin", pre-nosejob version of KK. She's now a fat sloppy overfed cunt resting on her sex tape laurels.
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11 years ago
Teh King
Good luck. You know there's a revolving door policy here.
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11 years ago
Teh King
Kittens Having Mittens Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is this shit free? It is in China.
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11 years ago
Teh King
Learn to lick pussy.
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11 years ago
Teh King
I have yet to log jam my Toto toilets.
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11 years ago
Teh King
realnow Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bad question. You are assuming that the guy lost > interest in his wife when the kid hit 18. Most > lose interest long before that. Ding. And said friends might show interest in DILF before daughter or friends turn 18.
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11 years ago
Teh King
I don't see any chance of concealment in either of those outfits.
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11 years ago
Teh King
fair is fair Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Teh King Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > The connection between Dick Cheney and > Halliburton > > and the profit Halliburton/KBR made from the > war > > in Iraq aren't tenuous. Follow the money. > > > I would ask the same for the GM bail
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11 years ago
Teh King
braxton Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ironic when gas prices went up under Bush the cry > from the media and liberals was Bush taking care > of his oil buddies. Now with Obama in office we > hear the president has no control over the price > of oil and to leave Obama alone. The connection between Dick Cheney and Halliburton and the profit Hallibu
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11 years ago
Teh King
Lester Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > They can push oil down temporarily and have tried > several times per the following list. > > raise margin requirements (tried in 2010 and > 2011) > threaten investors with position limits (tried in > 2011 and 2012) > threaten SPR release (2010, 2011, 2012, etc.) > actual SPR release (2011) > ge
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11 years ago
Teh King
hackerstone Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A weaker dollar means the cost of oil in U S > dollars goes up as the dollar becomes worth less. > Same with any commodity. Pumping more dollars into > the economy weakens the dollar. Thats it, but I am > sure you will make more of it than the simple math > it is. Not really, but it was completely miss
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11 years ago
Teh King
exitpolls Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > SoylentGreen Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > realamerica Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Yes, because a global financial meltdown that > > > occurred at that time had no impact what
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11 years ago
Teh King
Cute girl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sounds like a fag party on this thread. Everyone > criticizing the girl.most of you would rather suck > cock. Enjoy while I take the girl. It seems that Amanda Putprush has found this thread...
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11 years ago
Teh King
1.) That body is at least 20 pounds from greatness. She needs to lay off the Wendy's Biggie Size fries 2.) I'm gonna guess she has some serious daddy issues of some sort. 3.) Too bad about the face. 4.) Her car probably has a license plate with "QT Pie" or some variation thereof. 5.) With enough alcohol and psychedelic drugs, I'd probably do her and I'd definitly and seriously regret it later.
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11 years ago
Teh King
Don't forget Mr Misery.
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11 years ago
Teh King
There are only three unique paticipants in this thread so far. Vexxxed, me and the other guy talking to his sock puppets.
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