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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
If you could eat only 3 prepared dishes for the rest of your life, what would they be?
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
Oh really? Wow.
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
Fruppie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That's stupid. Fruppie is a tired act. Now, that's smart.
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
Is not dead yet; just irrelevant. ----------------------------------- LOS ANGELES – "Diff'rent Strokes" actor Gary Coleman is in a Los Angeles hospital after suffering what he believes was a slight seizure. Coleman's agent, Robert Malcolm, says the 41-year-old actor was taken by ambulance to a hospital shortly after 8 a.m. Wednesday after he began feeling "fuzzy" and vomited while resting at a
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
"Sheeeeeit. Y'all don' know flapjack anyhow mambo jambo." Translation: "I had the fish."
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
+1
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
I am, I am, I am, I am, I said I want to get next to you. I said I was going to hurt you too. Hurt you too.
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
You could totally leave it plugged in and just hop in your car to ground yourself. Anyways, that's what was written on my good friend's tombstone.
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
I think I have a Ray Parker Jr. song that could cheer you up.
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
Whatever you church goer!
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
No doubt, I thought the Repubs weren't so concerned about this crap with the Patriot Act......and now they are? What the hell?
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
Hootz de la Inkos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > MrMephisto Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > When I was a fat little boy with big dreams of > > mops and buckets and piles of vomit covered in > > sawdust, I loved candy. > > > > > > > . That pic is frigging priceless! HAH
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
I think I'll go with #1. #3 is too long to say and sound natural and #2 might confuse people.
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
Gravis Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > § Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Lexus = Maxima = Camry = Altima = boring as a > > refridgerator = no poon tang magnet. > > > > Audi R8. Fucking sweet. > > are you implying that you need a nice car to get > women? :) I think what he's tryin
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
Have Some Pride, Is that GAY PRIDE that you are so touting? Of course it is you nutsucker.
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
Vince does have a point about Republicans, it just seems to get lost in translation. Maybe a toastmasters course will help him become articulate. Let's start a fundraiser tomorrow, like a car wash or bake sale.
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
This thread makes me want to shit. My pants.
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
I guess those guys won't be skating those steps anymore in fear of reprisal. That's the real tragedy.
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
Everyone knows that real gangsters use computers these days. Dang.
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
Um, ok. Thanks for your in-depth opinion. That about covers all the details, so let's rush this thing to the Hill RIGHT NOW!
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
Damn. I miss Atari. Space Invaders, Q-Bert, Asteroids, Galaga, Burgertime....
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
That picture didn't post, so I can't tell if it's funny. I'm guessing not.
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
It doesn't really matter. The charges were dropped, so all ended quite well for everyone. Gates gets off and possibly a book deal and the cop gets a paid adminstrative leave vacation along with a visit on Bill O'Reeeally's show. So, in summary, move on to something more constructive like the birth certificate challenge or how you don't want your bosses taxes to go up due to health care refor
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
Third nipples are indeed real, but I don't think they have mammary gland qualities. More or less just natural aestethics, if I recall from the Discovery Channel episode.
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
LOL. That was European Vacation. Just don't toss it off the Effiel Tower!
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
I agree, bedwetter.
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
+1 Registeredvoter is such a bag.
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
RestonLass Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Apparently the President doesn't have enough > national issues to keep him busy, and now feels > compelled to delve into local issues outside his > jurisdication. It is an abuse of his political > power to use a national news conference as his > bully pulpit to make detrimental comments about > the C
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
+100.
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15 years ago
Jive Turkey
If the police dept. or taxes dollars were used to fund the forum in any way, then they should be held liable. Similarly, if police were paid to administer the site while on duty, then they should be held to a higher standard.
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