Lol I certainly goofed on that one! Those "on this day in history" blurbs are not marked clearly enough for stoners like me dernit! Also Kobe was gay he liked gay sex. Kobe was a fudge packing butt pirate just like those mud crackarines
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30 Marines died in a helicopter today and everyone's all Kobe Kobe wah wah wah
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walli Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You didn't get very far in school, did you? I'm not OP. Still licking your wounds though huh pal? Stupid chinks think they're gonna steal my thunder eh? Just wait till my weaponized Mokola Lyssavirus enters the local mosquito population... Slap!
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Unit 8 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Meanwhile what its like to live in Fairfax Co. Ah unit 8. Back in my innocent days... Mr Apoku was cool though. So was Mr G. Got code blued and dragged down to intake in a rip hobble for many a 24!
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Cool Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That's one hell of a plan, sir. Sir???? Did you just assume my pronoun(s)?!! Why you gotta broomstick up your ass Boomer LMAO yeet;
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Wonder Bar Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hard to say, people are always acting Fake and > Machiavellian all the time. > > How could one actually be for real and good to > others? By yeeting tyrants of course! Eliminating bad people makes life easier for good people
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I rolled up a book of paper matches and four harmless waterproof firecrackers in a sturdy condom. I will be catching one of the VCDL buses to Richmond and breezing though security at the general assembly building. After waiting 10 or 20 minutes I line for a stall in the John, I will drop my drawers and squat out my stash. These things make full milk jugs jump and pop but I'm not sure if they will
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Actually he raised the money via a secret deal with Pepsi and Coca-Cola to sell less for more! They raked it in for two years while the courts twiddled their thumbs. All jokes aside, if and when these tyrannical gun control laws are struck down I think his "Everytown" and "MDA" should be held responsible for the deaths of Gary Willis and all the future victims of the red flag. On the flip side, i
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I have assumed the form of wally. I just need to eat a piece of his liver raw then the transformation will be complete!
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Yeet yeet motherfucker! Hold your breath! That's right fuck the Geneva convention! No holds barred for gun grabbing tyrants! - Poolboi
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Also, he’s mentally ill Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Please don’t respond to OP. He is a teenage > acne-ridden loser with no friends, who has been > shitposting all over this site. He will now try to > make a tough response to this, while sitting alone > in his parents’ basement. I'm actually 27 and I live in a tent off walney Rd but close enou
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Yeet yeet motherfucker! Hold your breath! - poolboi
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wall Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Boy, very good Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > wally Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > Talk. It's all just talk. You ain't gonna > do > > > shit to any cop because you're a good boy. &
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yeah. ok Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You got me Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > wally Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > You guys who keep saying you're gonna shoot > the > > > cops if they pull you over are so full of &
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wally Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You guys who keep saying you're gonna shoot the > cops if they pull you over are so full of shit. > > Oh. and since cops only qualify once a year you'd > be able to put two rounds in them before they got > two steps away from their squad. That is > hilarious! > > We all know you're not going to do
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Can Democrats Please Pass A Bill Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Making state police uniforms rainbow colored or > pink , grey scares me it looks like a evil statue > or tombstone . Multi colored balls or on hanging > from the hats brim or glued on flowers would be a > nice touch to help me cope making them look just > like back in my California
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Oh dear I think the cat got Wally's tongue! Excitable boy, that one?
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