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7 months ago
JP Morgenthau
I'M A WEALTHY SWEET SPOT RETIREE! WAAAA!! WAAAAA!!! IGNORANCE, ENVY AND BUTTHURT! WAAAA!! WAAAAAA!!! YOU'E A DOPE IN A DUMP! WAAAAA!! WAAAAAA!!! $1,8 MILLION! WAAAA!! WAAAAAA!!!! NATIONAL MERIT FINALIST! WAAAA!! WAAAAAAAA!!! AWARDS HONORS AND DEGREES! WAAAAAA!! WAAAAAAAA!!!
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8 months ago
JP Morgenthau
People ask why I'm a closeted gay boy.If you're legally married, you can't be openly gay or your wife will divorce you..if she divorces me because I'm gay, she'll get the Sweet Spot and I'll be sleeping under a bridge. Why am I gay at all? If you were married to a cat lady, you'd be gay, too.
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8 months ago
JP Morgenthau
I'm so mad at getting PWND on this thread so not only am I spamming this thread, I'm spamming the whole forum! TAKE THAT, ASSHOLES!
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10 months ago
JP Morgenthau
Well, I can report what a dope and a liar I am. I make up shit about this "Sweet Spot" I think I live in. It's really a broke down '50s suburban rambler I can't afford to fix on my govt. GS-Nobody pension and SS. Sleepy President Joe got owned again on the debt ceiling deal, which makes me mad, since I'm a dopey tax and spend liberal with no financial understanding hardly at all. In short, I'
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1 year ago
JP Morgenthau
Here I am with my Daily Morning Shitpost. It's the same old thing day in & day out. I start out with this stupid shit about supposed "whiffies". I'm ctually the Head Whiffie. Lately, I've added some homophobic and racist comments about "faggotts" and "jigaboos". Of course I have a lame & aorry & wqeak excuse why I get to say them but nobody else does. This leads right into my sa
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1 year ago
JP Morgenthau
Here I am with my daily morning shitpost. It's pretty much the same thing every day. If you've read one, you've read 'em all. Even so, I just keep shitposting the same old moronic drivel every day because I'm so self absorbed I think people actually look forward to it. I start ot with some nonsense about some supposed "Whiffies" when the real "Whiffie" is me. As Loser-In-Chief of the Central
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1 year ago
JP Morgenthau
WAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A WEALTHY SWEET SPOT RETIREE AND HE'S A FALLS CHURCH NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAA!!!!!!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S A SHIT SLINGING DOUCHE BAG FUCKBOY ASSHOLE FAG BOI & I'M AN EDUCATED WEALTHY RETIREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'VE GOT 58 DEGREES & HONORS & AC
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2 years ago
JP Morgenthau
Here I am with my daily morning shitpost. It's the SOS every day. If you read 1 4 yrs. ago, 2 yrs. ago or yesterday, they're all the same. We start out with some stupid shit about supposed "Whiffies". I'm actually the Loser-in-Chief of the Whiffie Squad and Poopy Depends Club. Then we talk about this imaginary "sweet spot" which is supposably this magnificent palace on vast acreage. It's re
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2 years ago
JP Morgenthau
Here I am with my daily morning shitpost. It's the same thing every day. The same boring shit evefry day. It's a perfect way for me to set the tone for the day, when I make an ass of myself lots of times a day. I start out with these supposed "whiffies". I'm the real whiffster, since I never show proof for anything. Because of my many awards, honors, commendations, citations and advanced de
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2 years ago
JP Morgenthau
Here I am with my daily morning shitpost full of lies and fakery. It's the same BS every morning, but I fool myself into thinking I'm somebody important with all my imaginary awards, honors, citations and degrees. In reality, I can't even get a traffic citation since I can't afford a car on my govt. pension and SS. It's Metro and the Ffx Connector for me. I start out, as usual with some stupi
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3 years ago
JP Morgenthau
Here I am with my Daily Morning Shitpost. I start out with some BS about alleged "whiffies" & how I supposedly "owned" them, when I really got owned about 20 times which makes me Head Whiffie, in addition to being Loser-In-Chief of the Central Fairfax Loser Failure Squad and Poopy Depends Club. As usual, I'll go to how wonderful this "Sweet Spot" is, even though it really isn't. But still,
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3 years ago
JP Morgenthau
Eat shit all you whiffies and sock puppet army. I see all the envy and butthurt because as a wealthy retiree with many awards, honors and degrees in the Sweet Spot, I tower above all you inconsequential nobodys. You can't afford to dine where I dine and do what I do, which is why all that envy and butthurt. It's because you're all worthless liars while all I know is fact and reason which is wh
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3 years ago
JP Morgenthau
Well, I'm out of my corner and had my Depends freshly changed, so I'm ready to make my Daily Morning Shitpost. It's the same old stupid garbage as usual. I start out with some garbage about the "Whiffies", when the real whiffie is me. I can't back up anything I say. When I'm challenged to, all I do is respond with potty mouth name calling. What do you expect? I have the mental & emotion
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3 years ago
JP Morgenthau
Here I am with my daily morning shitpost. I start out with some nonsense about supposed "Whiffies", when I'm the real whiffie. As a Depends pooping, wife beating loser, I, alone have legitimate claim to the title of "Whiffie". Then I move to this supposed "Sweet Spot". I type some BS about being a supposed "wealthy retiree", when in reality I live on my Federal pension in a falling apart sub
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3 years ago
JP Morgenthau
Here I am out here in the imagined "Sweet Spot". I'm so obsessed with that FC guy, I look at the weather for his part of FL every day. Yup, he's living in my head rent free and has been for a while, now. Meanwhile, it's the usual BS shitposts about what's supposably the "Sweet Spot", but is really a falling down hovel with drafty windows, a leaky roof & a sagging car port. Of course, every
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3 years ago
JP Morgenthau
Here I am with my usual daily morning shitpost. I started out on a different note today. It's bullshit, of course, but now I posted some fake BS about how I was so involved in Jersey Shore music. Of course, then I proceed to the usual BS about this so-called "Sweet Spot" and what a palatial mansion it is on such a vast estate. Of course, I have my usual invented snobbery about how much money
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3 years ago
JP Morgenthau
Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Same shit, same day. Decrepit dope. Says the DOLT who shitposts the same old "sweet spot" bullshit every day. Like my brother sock puppet told you above, you're a hypocrite. You got 1 std. for you & different 1s for everybody else. But you're such a nasty, self righteous asshole you're the only 1 on
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3 years ago
JP Morgenthau
Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well, another spectacular day seems to have dawned > here in the very special Sweet Spot, and it looks > like it will be a fine summer's day out this way > indeed. It was 75 degrees when I got up, and > we're starting off with some puffy white clouds > out there but plenty of sunshine. HEF th
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3 years ago
JP Morgenthau
Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- It was for instance a quite pleasant 73 > degrees outside when I awoke from some as usual > deep and restful slumbers to find that we were > once again bathed in wall to wall sunshine while > enjoying light breezes and humidity comfortably > falling still from a level of 73%. Here I am, shitpo
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3 years ago
JP Morgenthau
Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well, Here I am with my daily shitpost. It's the same old, boring, stupid, repetitive BS I shitpost every day, even on holidays, because while the rest of you are with your family & friends, I'm such a nasty old asshole nobody want to be around me. Of course, I'll make up shit about five star chefs an
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3 years ago
JP Morgenthau
Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > One of the sad things about being a Whiffie Is > that the more you strain and the harder you > struggle here, the worse you actually look > which is why you look dumber & dumber every day, DOLT. You struggle & strain & struggle, but you get owned all day every day a hundred times a day
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3 years ago
JP Morgenthau
Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well, I’ve recovered from feeling halfway bad > about just kicking the living shit out of you > here, WRONG! Dope, you've gotten the living shit kicked out of you 50X today alone. so I guess we can now say that you can’t > live where I live, nobody wants to live in a broken down rambler in
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4 years ago
JP Morgenthau
Here's something about JP's leevel of mental and emotional development: JP, JP is a dope, 'Cuz he ate a bar o' soap, Bubbles here, bubbles, there, Bubbles in his underwear!
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4 years ago
JP Morgenthau
Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Go eat some more shit, Linus. You’re nothing but > a wretched useless shit-shoveler > with no standing anywhere at all. Not even in > Brockmont. Dope. My, but what a fine display of 3rd grade school yard mental development! It's just what we expect from you! Oh, & dope, there's no such thi
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4 years ago
JP Morgenthau
Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > JP Morgenthau Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > "See how they run" is one of your sock puppets. > > > LOL. > > > You admitted to registering it thru your sock > puppet. > > It's nver been registered by ANYONE, you dope! '
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4 years ago
JP Morgenthau
Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > JP Morgenthau Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > There's where you did it, asshole. > > The handle 'See how they run' has not been > registered by anyone. > Poor attempt at a sidestep, but it won't work, dumbass. You're the dope, not us. "Se
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4 years ago
JP Morgenthau
Re: Why The 14th Amendment Does Not Cover Illegals Children Born In The US Posted by: FIXER OF |T FOR YOU () Date: November 04, 2018 08:58PM See how they run Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You’re right about not going anywhere. aND AS LONG as I'm providing you a place to live rent free, why should you? mYour > whole life is one big dead end. I Enjoy the FA
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4 years ago
JP Morgenthau
Actual JP Morgenthau Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > JP Morgenthau Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > You thought you were clever when you registered > > the ID I was trolling your sorry ass with. > > Never happened. > You're caught in a lie again, douchebag. Every day you prove what a frau
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4 years ago
JP Morgenthau
^^^ Go fuck yourself up the ass, you low life Falls Church asshole of inferior intellect. I'm a wealthy retiree who lives in the Sweet Spot. We're having lunch with the Principals today while you Falls Church sock puppets are working in your cubicles like the losers you are.
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4 years ago
JP Morgenthau
I'm a nasty old man who's a hypocrite and extremely stupid. I'm also gay. I shitpost BS on FFXU all day every day. I got the mentality of a 3rd grader cause all I can do is call people names. I can't discuss nothing intelligent cause all I do is call people names & pretend I'm better than them. That's just what a 3rd grader does.
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