RIP Roger Scott. Many thought you were the Phantom on this page but yours truly knows better. You were however one funny guy and will be missed. God bless you and your family.
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Hello fans of the Phantom! How is everyone making out? Hopefully you have plenty of toilet paper. As you can imagine, I am stocked well. See when everyone was investing in 401k s and deferred comp and such, I was investing in shit paper! I got an underground vault at home with TP that looks like Scrooge McDuck back in the day. I got Charmin, Cottenelle, you name it. If anyone needs some you can c
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Coming soon.....you know you want it....
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Sources say a toilet was clogged after use by Stace or Shazam...apparently looked like a fallal that was eaten a day ago...bits of blood indicates a strained hemmoroid. Developing...
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We have a winner!!! Sources have told me that FMD was called to unclog a toilet in a facility bathroom! Pictures are forthcoming! First Trumps show and now this!! God bless the USA!!!
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What an awesome show!!! Eat shit libtards!!!!!!
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D- Day is coming..... be on the lookout for a turd that resembles your leaders... flag is extra... developing
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Getting a soft water enema
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Hello fans of the Phantom ! Oh my what is going on in the department? Too much to cover right now but I want to encourage you to join Operation Phantom. This will be an operation to leave “deposits” in as many facility toilets as possible. Imagine the shock and awe on your coworkers faces when they see that footlong baby Ruth looking thing staring up at them as they enter the stall. Sure it’s not
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Hello fans of the Phantom! Oh how we have missed each other! What in God's great name is going on with our beloved Sheriff's office? Now that Nic is let off the hook is he eligible for promotion? Will Megan be? At her next board for promotion will she promise not to order a man to fuck her? I am obviously joking because the whole thing is bullshit!! They both should have been fired!! Any other jo
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That is the picture of a smiling Stacey after she and Killer K shit themselves. This was after they listened to me and had had chicken wings from 7-11 and washed it down with Old Milwaukee beer. From personal experience I will tell you that the disgusting pile your body produces is well worth it just so you can see that mud turtle float in your toilet bowl. I am sure Stacey and Killer K gazed at
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Hello fans of the Phantom! I know you are out there! Much like Weird Al in UHF I know I have a solid base of support. What is going on? Why is this agency being pulled down by her highness and pillow talk boy? Just to cover Nicky’s bad behavior? What about the scarlet letter? I feel for for her in a way because if you had her old man you would bend over and give that sweet ass to someone else too
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To whoever used my good name earlier- you can’t use my name again.! I agree with you though for the most part except for the “ good brothers” part. One is a rambling numbskull and the other is an arrogant prick. Plus, everyone knew you are not the real Phantom because you did not reference what is MOST important! And that is this.... for Stacey and Kevin- my advice is to drink a case of PBR- migh
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