the most unfortunate (unless you like humor) sign in fairfax is the one on Springvale Road just after you cross Rte 7. its an 'adopt a highway sign'. i'd always thought 'the dark realm of the camarillo' or whatever was the oddest i'd seen in virginia. turns out The ANALEMMA SOCIETY adopted a highway, too. who is emma, and how much of a ho do you have to be to have a whole society devoted to your
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deport her ass straight back to ocean city!!!!
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seriously, i could fist you with my leg!!
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well, hell, with acts like the legwarmers and rocknoceros, i feel like i HAVE to go!!
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the other option is for police to start using full bod metrics, where they can identify you by a myriad of different means, including your walking gait. i'm not saying we should all just bend over and take it like mindless little sheep, but i also don't think we want to scoff at this type of thing an taunt the powers that be into using even more invasive techniques.
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moran won't get votes outside of nova. deeds can get votes throughout the whole state. mcauliffe will outraise/outspend both of them combined and still come up short. moran's ok, but deeds will be better.
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less bitching, more chick pix!
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king.
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just out of curiosity, what's you're first name, jking?
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the pics on the website make them all look like coke whores. except without tht pesky 'weight loss' most coke whores are known for....
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fwiw, all of those places listed also have the highest rates of mortgage fraud in the country. most of the homes in those localities are overpriced due to loan officers and appraisers artificially inflating the prices for their own greed.
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i spent almost my entire drive up the parkway this morning wondering why any woman would ever have the license plate that was in front of me. DBLSTF unless she's a musician and it means double staff, i can't think of one positive way to read that...
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gotcha. i was just being a douchenozzle anyway...
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"Imagine how Bush would've fared if the Crawford Ranch had been in Vienna??" wait, are you saying bush was a terrorist???
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"The last few years was a spectacle with overextended, greedy amatuers who had no forsight about values and appreciation for improvements.It doesn't hurt my feelings that these folks are out of the game." you forgot to mention that the goverment was pushing for everyone to go buy a house, that our entire culture was telling everyone to buy a house and then sell it for big profits, that many loan
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"Let there be no mistake: I'm not advocating for this burden. If there are more suitable locations in which to try the detainees, it would be a relief to all in this area." lol, sounds like the opposite of NEEDS, to me... more it sounds like he's trying to get folks ready to accept that alexandria's one of the places most likely high on a list of potential sites. but don't let that stop you
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actually, its been a great market for investors. far better for them than regular buyers or sellers, that's for sure! they have the money and time to put in offers on a bunch of short sales and wait out the banks in hopes of getting a couple to go through. we're trying to buy our first house right now and we've gotten scooped by investors on three places so far. one showed up in the morning, we m
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there's a morse code joke in here somewhere...
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i went to the one in reston recently. saw "tap Room" and expected decent beers on tap. nope, nothing but macro brews. how can you call yourself a tap room and proudly serve stella as a fancy beer??? having one starr hill on tap does not a tap room make. you'd think there'd actually be decent places for craft beers around here....
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