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5 years ago
Dunn Kruger
“Sheriff Eesh”...lol! Okay, big guy! Yeah...”The almighty, powerful Eesh” to the rescue!
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5 years ago
Dunn Kruger
As you can see by the pic of the tattoo, they didn’t do a great job burning the body. If looking to dispose of a body, you should always have a steel drum, hidden in the woods and ready at your disposal. A couple bags of matchlight charcoal on the bottom and one on top should do the trick. There’s a lot of water to burn off before what’s left of the fat and carbon will source the fire as fuel. J
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5 years ago
Dunn Kruger
That butt is so fucking disgusting
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5 years ago
Dunn Kruger
kjuhbgkuj Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > John F Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Where did Mr Cooper work? Was he a student? > Just > > curious. > > > $40,000 dollar Camaro at 20 years of age? No job? > Either rich family or drug dealer Maybe it’s not his car, maybe he works for a deal
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5 years ago
Dunn Kruger
Good cover story anyway Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Janitors at a local church can afford a $500K > house? > > Annual income to qualify for that loan would be > about $110K/yr with a monthly payment of about > $2,500/month. That's mortgage only not counting > taxes, insurance, PMI, and any other housing > expenses which would push it
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5 years ago
Dunn Kruger
iugiuyg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dunn Kruger Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I hate to break all your conspiracy theories, > but > > the older couple were janitors at a church. > > Nathaniel was a normal guy who dated their > > daughter. A bad argument and three dead. > That’s &g
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5 years ago
Dunn Kruger
Eesh has no power and is a fat gay midget. You embarrass yourself by calling him “sheriff”...lol!!!
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5 years ago
Dunn Kruger
I hate to break all your conspiracy theories, but the older couple were janitors at a church. Nathaniel was a normal guy who dated their daughter. A bad argument and three dead. That’s it. It sucks, but no conspiracy. When I was 20, I thought my girlfriend’s dad was going to kill me when they found her birth control. Coulda been something like that but nothing much crazier. No meth and no drug ki
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5 years ago
Dunn Kruger
Most the women at GMU have hairy nipples. No thanks! Good education though.
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5 years ago
Dunn Kruger
Honest answer... Keto. You will lose 10 pounds the first week and 3 pounds a week after. It’s amazing. Not difficult at all.
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5 years ago
Dunn Kruger
Alright, so if you don't have a dick... how do you pee? I'd imagine you'd have a lot of accidents, right? Or like how does that work? Is it more like a vagina now? Same with Theon from Game of Thrones? What about grey worm? Do you still have control of your bladder if you don't have a dick? What is peeing like? Is it just a cut urethra that's an open wound that is constantly prone to infection or
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5 years ago
Dunn Kruger
I thought Mexico was going to pay for that shit.
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5 years ago
Dunn Kruger
Something is missing between 3 and 4 and it’s the perfect level of cooked.
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5 years ago
Dunn Kruger
It is, nuff said.
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5 years ago
Dunn Kruger
It was the 80s. Shit, rapey stuff was ok until just about a year ago. I mean, who hasn’t done a little shit like this? Just tryin to get laid!
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5 years ago
Dunn Kruger
So I’m all MAGA and everything. Even got my fitted red hat in a super sweet flat brimmed style and shit. But does that mean I have to be against abortion? I just hate blacks and Mexicans and am not sure I am like totally against abortion?
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5 years ago
Dunn Kruger
Dammit...all whites. Not going to help the balance of the race war to come... https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/us/new-york-limousine-crash-victims-included-newlyweds-brothers.amp
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5 years ago
Dunn Kruger
There were 18 people in the limo. We’ve all been in one and I’d say about 10, maybe 12, fit comfortably. But 18? Definitely not whites. That being said, it is Albany.
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5 years ago
Dunn Kruger
Who cares? I mean, I almost got my gf pregnant in the 90’s and thank for it was a false alarm. But now I’m past those years so fucking make that shit illegal. Roe gonna win now! We’re all winning again. MAGA!
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5 years ago
Dunn Kruger
Who cares what he did when he was 17? Pretty much everyone I know did a little raping 30 years ago. It was a different time and back then was called just tryin to get laid. MAGA!
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6 years ago
Dunn Kruger
Look how classy and virile he is. So smart too. I bet he scored perfect on his SOLs
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6 years ago
Dunn Kruger
No way. We love the guy. He's making America great again and can all think for ourselves thank you.
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6 years ago
Dunn Kruger
Yeah, but at least I was able to order some killer drugs!!
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6 years ago
Dunn Kruger
Who's Dr. Bob?
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6 years ago
Dunn Kruger
I usually have this guy's back but did I just see what I thought I saw? Where is the the defiance that Trump is known for?
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6 years ago
Dunn Kruger
I haven't a clue
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6 years ago
Dunn Kruger
Ronnie Calhoun Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well in a recent turn of events I met a girl on > Match.com. We're setting up a date this Friday. > She's originally from Nashville and works in the > medical industry. Hottttt!!!!!! Debating on > where to take her and how to tell her that I am > unemployed at the moment. She doesn't know about
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