don't people know; fu is eishes trolling site. Post > get harassed. fu logic. It's why I left.
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Good to see you back MrM.
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I want to marry my friends. I hear VA has some sticky rules. How do I become ordained so I can preside over the ceremony?
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I love mixing uppers and downers. Drink ideas- The Speedball: single shot espresso, single shot whiskey.
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Dude, I've saved like $700 over the last 6 months. No cable. All interwebz. I was paying $180+ a month. I'm out of the loop on commercials; but that's all I miss.
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If it was gonna be true to life, the texts would have to be irate once in awhile.
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29 to i66 west is a bad traffic engineering curve. Prepare to brake.
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Alias Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Nothing works for insomniacs...... > > I can close my eyes and.... poof, fall asleep. I'd rather have the opposite syndrome, and never sleep. Sleep is for the weak.
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All women have "beef curtains." But only a few come with sliced roast beef on the side. It's all pink on the inside tho.
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He Is Delusional Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh, BTW, I just had a 2MG extended release Xanax > about 4 hours ago. I'm sitting here typing with > 1/2 of one eye open. The other one is closed. > Getting near bed time, but I need to type up a > bank letter. Ugh! All this crazy stuff at the > end of the night. You're suppose to snort thos
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German. Big, blonde, and can kick my ass.
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50%?
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I'm drinking my second hurricane 40oz now and the weekend hasn't even started. No telling what I'll drink this weekend; beer, red wine, champagne. The world is my oyster. Perhaps I'll eat some of them too.
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Do what every normal person does. Drink scotch, and start early.
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Is this the dubstep rave I've been hearing about?
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God Lust Money Or any variation there of.
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American Dad Futurama Psych
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I know a guy in wastewater who saw a whole diaper come out in all the mess. It's amazing what people will flush, and even more amazing what goes down. Op; Q-tips, really? Was she raised in Manassas?
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Super off topic, but good job. Buy a 3Ds and beat Mario Land 3D. Keep us posted.
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Yes.
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Knights in White Satin
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Genevieve Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I was thinking of just drinking a bottle of > wine... Close enough? Don't forget the eucharist, er.. I mean crackers.
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ROFL Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > a purse.... it's called a "clutch"
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Awesome, I just made the 1000-post loser group! I've liked Numbers pro-evolution arguments, and more power to him in that respect. I just don't have the energy to enlighten stupid christians anymore.
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Rage Against the Machine @ Patriot Center 1996.
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Heathers
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friskydingo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yahweh Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Being awake for one night is nothing. > > I wanna get 2 hours a night - for life. > > > > Da Vinci was on to something, but I can't > nap... > > > > Fuck spending a third of my life in bed. >
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Being awake for one night is nothing. I wanna get 2 hours a night - for life. Da Vinci was on to something, but I can't nap... Fuck spending a third of my life in bed.
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^These things are all more productive than sleeping. I need that drug for narcoleptics, provigil. A pill that grants you only two hours of sleep every night. Wake up feeling 8-hours rested.
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