So China man decided to send a spy balloon here. Finally something that looks like what my bowels deal with. The screaming on the groan throne is awful. It really is.
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Ladies and gentlemen lend me your ears! It is your decision to destroy your bowels and/or speed up the betrayal process. Yet my bowels quiver at what you’re throwing at your colons. Just am stunned and hope you’ll all look at the Bristol Stool Guide for information.
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Wondering if my midwives cut up my evacuations after I leave the groan throne. They help me to my bed where what’s left of my poor starfish gets a break.
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Tokyo Rose might as well be in my intestines. The midwives have been summoned, as there will be lots of pain on the groan throne.
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John Plop Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Going to Elevation Burger today. Going to really > test the system! It’s your colon. Your bowels. Yet wondering if you could compromise the deluge on them. Thinking you’re going to see a rectal mirror of horror with that.
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The cat fan always tries to censor my posts. He won’t let me have just one thread, to discuss my bowels, or help others with bowel problems. This is because he doesn’t care, and the only place he has “influence” is locking up threads on this World Wide Web site. A sad and angry individual. Maybe if he served this nation he’d do something important. No unfortunately he gets off on censorship. My
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get a shot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is there a vaccine for ass problems? An enema is uncomfortable and probably some medical homosexual device. I know tomorrow the awful nurse will say “have you evacuated your bladder and bowels.” Awful.
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WD 40 probably won’t work for bowel problem’s. Castor oil the awful taste can help. I will be at St Luke’s Methodist this weekend handing out Bristol Stool Guides after the service. Am thankful for five minutes guess sermon WWBD?
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red onion class of 2006 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Howdy brown guyz! > Havin beerz an burgerz today while watchin some > football. Got tommorow off fir MLK day. God bless! God bless you brother in bowel.
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I pray for your bowels.
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That damn illegal plumber of mine better show up. Two groan thrones backed up and not working. I am incredibly irritated just like my bowels are!
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Can’t stand the way those of us with IBS are treated. Lepers at the GI office. The fat nurse always “did you evacuate your bladder and bowels?” The lack of eye contact, slamming doors, and they act like you owe them more than your copay. After hours of waiting, reading Readers Digest, the doctor looks at your rectum and gives you prescriptions. These visits make you feel like a violated whore.
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I expect to drop a midsize SUV or cinder blocks after New Year’s Eve. This holiday can be fun, but for the bowel trodden, a nightmare.
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You too boiled. May your bowels hold up during this difficult season. Feel like I’m going to pass a sideways candy cane.
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Lord Jesus, As a man I’ve done my best, even with bowels that have betrayed me like Judas. This wasn’t done with a kiss, but this Christmas season I want all with IBS to have some relief. Less goulash and times on groan thrones. I say this in your name. Amen.
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Hello and how are your bowels? As we age sadly our bowels let us down. It is a betrayal. Exercise, foods,age, and genetics can affect your bowels. Tonight I will be on the groan throne.
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The Yuletide log is brewing. There will be cinder blocks. Santa Claus and his bowels at malls must be a real problem. Guessing they eat simple foods. Castor oil probably too.
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He was born in a manger, a humble beginning. I pray to the baby Jesus for a new set of bowels this Christmas. At every church event, have educated the faith community about IBS. Also dreading the meals of Christmas, which are likely to create goulash like conditions.
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He was born in a manger, a humble beginning. I pray to the baby Jesus for a new set of bowels this Christmas. At every church event, have educated the faith community about IBS. Also dreading the meals of Christmas, which are likely to create goulash like conditions.
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At his age bowel woes are very normal.
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This liberal blowhards bowels must be in complete disarray. Shit for brains. This former journalist is a pinko Jane Fonda loving granola eating clown. My bowels feel no sympathy for his.
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This liberal blowhards bowels must be in complete disarray. Shit for brains. This former journalist is a pinko Jane Fonda loving granola eating clown. My bowels feel no sympathy for his.
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I had a dream last night that I was dining at the White House with President Trump. He agreed to bowel friendly foods, and said he wanted to sign legislation for Americans with bowel problems. Then it hit me, my colon and starfish made themselves known and I clogged the executive groan throne. I was so embarrassed but the President was so compassionate.
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Young boy you think you’re smart. This old man is wasting your free time. Your bowels too!
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Once again an obsessed little pussy, puts up cats to lock up my threads about bowel health. He’s a loser who lives at home, and I’ll create more threads every time you destroy one. Soon your bowels will be like mine.
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How are your bowels?
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Pushing out cinder blocks, it never ceases to amaze me the homosexual lies and China virus hoax nonsense. All of you never Trumpers don’t seem to grasp reality. Also when a person discusses their lungs or arthritis, people are reverent. Yet God forbid you discuss your colon or starfish here or anywhere. Everyone gets offended.
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The pains of mixing so many different foods. The average crap weighs 1/4 to 1 lb. Mine being the size of a basketball in an anvil shape, caused a lot of screaming and foot nails digging in the tile grout. It’s good to have supportive midwives, but I wish my starfish and colon could get a break.
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It’s regrettable, yet as a human being food can be tempting. That Turkey looks so delicious. The smells of squash and mashed potatoes. Pumpkin pie with its fresh scent. You get trapped by all of the trimmings, and indulge happily.’ Yet your bowels will be punished severely for this. Your groan throne will be tested. Midwives will work tirelessly, as you scream and your toes grab the tile grout.
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Too much Botox is bad for your bowels. Along with age, bowel problems are why Nancy Pelosi isn’t running for speaker of the house.
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