I watched Hee Haw today. The rugrats had to bother me this afternoon. This is my time to sit on the recliner with prunes, psyllium husk, and castor oil in my tea. Yet they had to act ridiculous, and the sanctimonious asshole parents left them with me. Then when my adult children show up, they question my abilities, and I don’t think it is appropriate for them to complain about my posters of Presi
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I see we have a lot of LEFTIST ANTI American CROOKED JOE BIDEN Supporters here. These jerks burn our flags, and don’t love our country. Myself and my bowels know they are NEVER TRUMPERS. Today’s SCAM WITCH HUNT is unacceptable. My bowels are irritated and the amount of swollen rectal tissue is caused by this nonsense. It’s a WITCH HUNT. PRESIDENT TRUMP is INNOCENT!
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I think my intestines are passing Burt Lancaster, with Lawrence Welk playing music in my bowels. Also it is possible a 1950’s record player will be going through what’s left if my starfish.
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the real General Mahdi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > om assuming someone was offended by your > scatological musings while trying to consume a > meal and told you to stop and eye would have to > agree with them > > not proper dinnertime conversation Perhaps you could be correct. Although if I meet President Trump, to be polite like he is I’l
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Why is it considered rude to discuss bowels at the dinner table? Are your elbows or knees an issue while sharing a family meal? Your angina pains from cardiovascular problems? Not at all, but God forbid you discuss your colon or starfish when asking for someone to pass the potatoes. An unfortunate truth at Rotary meetings.
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Goulash
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CROOKED JOE BIDEN is probably writing out limericks of his feces in a White House bathroom. I think Commander left the White House, because he kept poking the dogs ass for ice cream. After an epsom salt bath, my bowels feel better. President Trump has a jury of his peers. I predict next Tuesday the jury votes to acquit him of the non crime in NY. I have stock in DJT, and feel that he will soon b
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I want to get this off of my colon. Have spent today now listening to Roy Orbison records, in order to soothe what’s left of my bowels and starfish. At family gatherings do you discuss your bowels during meal times? Also when the pope poops is it a holy shit? I wonder at the Vatican, the level of bowel care Pope Francis gets. Do the Swiss guards wipe his ass? Does he sing hymns as he’s sprawled o
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Listening to Neil Diamond, as usually his music soothes my colon. Unfortunately today I’m not sure what I ate, but an entire roll of starfish paper was used. My crack and starfish felt the sandpaper like paper, and that was a lot of crap to deal with. Tonight hoping Johnny Mathis will soothe my bowels a bit more.
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CROOKED JOE BIDEN. PRESIDENT TRUMP is correct. EVERY LEGAL SCHOLAR NO CRIME. My bowels are aggravated. Bowels and stress go together. I imagine tonight there will be an elephant sized meteor shower out of my starfish. PRESIDENT TRUMP is crucified like JESUS and I don’t like this.
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DC is bad for bowels. Same with the whacko democrats with CROOKED JOE BIDEN. Distance yourself from them and symptoms should be relieved. Would you like a Bristol Stool Guide?
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Better to go to a used vacuum cleaner store than any doctor for IBS.
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Looking at Iran through the rectal mirror doesn’t look good. The mullahs and goats will pay for their treachery. Israel is our ally. I plan on being on the groan throne and it’ll be a simulation of what the IDF will do to Iran.
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Artificial intelligence has nothing on normal intelligence. These fake images are probably developed by CROOKED JOE. A WITCH HUNT to smear and disrespect our dear leader. A patriot who loves the Bible and country!
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the real General Mahdi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > do you read any other posts here other than your > own? > > you must not... > > if you did, you would know eye am one of the most > pro Trump anti "biden" posters here...eye have put > in a staggering amount of time trying to support > Trump.... > > Trump and O.J. were set u
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the real General Mahdi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > " I just dropped OJ Simpson out. A killer bowel > movement flushed" > > eye instantaneously lost a lot of respect for you > with that comment, B.O > > O.J. didn't kill that bitch...it was a > professional hit and O.J. had nothing to do with > it....maybe his son did....but not him.
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Spring Onion. Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hello Mr. Brown. How are your bowels? > Just wanted to give you a update. I now live in > Williamsburg and have a pretty good job at > Riverside hospital. My Grandma had to sell her > house in Richmond and is now in assisted living > over here in Williamsburg. I visit her almost > every day. I did
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Donald V Shitsinpants Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Maga Onion Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Glad to see our veteran and patriot BO > returned! > > President Trump election in 2024 guaranteed! > > MAGA!!!! > > > 91 charges. Let’s not forget to follow $ and > polls, Biden wins a
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Mr Brown Underwear, that has to be frustrating. Medicare and what we paid into isn’t what was promised. Call the White House, and one of President Trumps assistants will help you. Today a lot of bloating, and I do wonder what the rectal mirror will show. A storm is brewing and my best guess is category 5.
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Today a total eclipse of a fart. My bowels feel as if they are going to have an eclipse. So wish I could swap out my bowels with a new set at Advanced Auto Parts. That’s what we did with our 1960’s cars. Swap out parts, all with a socket wrench. Now my colon is dilapidated, my starfish a shell of what it used to be.
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Toobs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You don’t want to get a fissure. Those are painful. Agreed. Have had that and it was an awful ailment on top of IBS to get. Looking at the rectal mirror, seeing anything that can be that, causes me to sweat on the groan throne.
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CROOKED JOE BIDEN and the solar eclipse are responsible for your bowel problems. Today my bowels are ghoulash, and I’m not sure what talcum powder will help my poor starfish. These two are causing bad #2.
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Constitution, 1st amendment right to freedom of speech and expression. If I yelled fire in a theater, that’s not free speech. Yet discussing my bowels, experiences with indifferent doctors, my sisters bowels, or anything IBS related has the blessing of the founding fathers. You don’t have a permission slip from PRESIDENT TRUMP or anyone else, to obstruct the Constitution or my bowel woes. Enou
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There are a lot of sick dogs here, including this monster above my comment. Bowel health, I cannot strive the importance of exit only. Castor oil, Metamucil, and other fibers can break down to a degree the pain of starfish ripping twelve pointers. As for looking through your poop, I cannot in good faith recommend that. Why risk you or your worthless plumbers health with this? My recommendation i
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My sister Matilda needs to go back home with her rugrats. Am not pleased she’s clogged one groan throne, and is now accusing the doctor, of giving her the wrong medication. I’m tired of my bowel woes, her bowel woes, and just wish modern medicine gave a shit. Instead it’s more of the same. Castor oil is from God knows what year, but it’s better than CROOKED JOE BIDENS pharma rigged!
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Your bowels aren’t Disney World. Go to amusement parks like Six Flags, but pushing items in your starfish and up to the bowels is a monumental mistake. You are playing with fire. Don’t do this. Whether Cadbury eggs, pencils, or even more disgusting a male sex organ, things are supposed to be exit only. WWBD?
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The accusations against PRESIDENT TRUMP are RIGGED by CROOKED JOE BIDEN! This is a WITCH HUNT a HOAX. That doctors appointment was awful. It felt rigged. “Have you evacuated your bowels, have you emptied your bladder?” Yes and I’d like a cup of coffee now, and a bag of those complimentary pretzels. The doctor looked like he was in high school. As usual same snake oil salesman crap about this br
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Shut up gay lover. You don’t exist other than being some World Wide Web pest. You’re probably in AOL chat, doing the same nonsense over there. Today the GI. The indifference. The sanctimonious staff, yelling out my name. Getting my starfish checked for damages. Thick stinky fingers being mortician like cold, insulting my diet choices or an iota of topics he has ready to go. Those of us with IBS
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Stop MOCKING OUR PRESIDENT AND COUNTRY! A imitation of my user name it’s CROOKED JOE BIDEN’S SWAMP! The DOJ is WEAPONIZED AGAINST MAGA and PRESIDENT TRUMP!
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I wish I had the command authority of president Trump on a golf course. Just a few more months and he will as we all know be the president of the United States.
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