NippleChuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 3, Ride hard and dump copious loads of cum in. > 2, clean up in her mouth. > 4, ride her asshole deep. > Then allow 1 and 5 to lick her shit off my junk. > Nip ^^ this order..
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Fun To Watch Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 6WTUv Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Both cases? I thought you said at least once a > > year you fucking LIAR > > Two years running. I hope you pass through my > neighborhood and make it three. Your mom will be > upset about you ruining her '96
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trainwreckJx7xH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Snyder is a train wreck. Pretty much every year > he makes bad decision after bad decision. He > fires winners to hire flash. Got rid of Mitchell > for Deon. Fired winning coaches. Tried to > humiliate Zorn into quitting to save 2.5 million. > Rips fans off with hidden parking charges, stale &
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I ate at the Rosslyn Ben's by the Fire station, a few months ago.. I tried to like the chili but it fell well short. It is overpriced hype, as others have said. It reminded me of some of the worse crap chili from a can. I have no reason to go back, at least for the chili..
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Wendy Reiger has her cannons re-adjusted properly. Boom boom! I'd love to party with her.. :-P
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Freak show cowards Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The funniest thing about this meeting of the limp > dick gun cowards is that loaded weapons are not > allowed at the show! These retards carry on about > their bullshit rights and how more guns will > reduce crime yet due to "public safety issues" > loaded weapons are banned from the show! This i
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lol deadskins Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Who the fuck is still going to these games? Enjoy > wasting money, do ya? Fans of the visiting teams!!
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mark j Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > They need a marriage counselor...it's over pal .. You suppose she is cheatin' on him with someone who is younger with a bigger, more modern.. refrigerator?
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http://www.wjla.com/articles/2014/03/safeway-sold-will-merge-with-albertsons-100894.html Safeway was sold to Cerberus Capital Management earlier this year.. Sucking is predicted for at least the short term.
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What don't you hire the miscreants in ur lovely gated community to steal you a set of hubcaps? Do wheels that use hubcaps meet the high standards of a gated community?
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Beat Army! Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Retired from 22 years in the Navy, I am going to > put up the flag, work my civilian job, then go out > for a free dinner at Chili's or Famous Dave's. Thank you, and the many others for your/their service to our country! I hope the free dinner does not give you da shitzs.
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She is a hot 47 y/o MILF. Worth earning a Merit badge for.. She certainly would not set the bar for being the creepiest in FFU. I would welcome her with open arms.
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Huh??? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That's for a new tub liner. New wall covering. New > corner caddy. New handrail. New fixtures. > > I had a glazer tell me $1,200 last week but that's > just putting frosting on a shit cake. > > What are my other options? As others have said, get it done right. Take a pass on the bath fitters and the g
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so hongry Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > nycer Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Uh.. that's not pastrami. Try this. > > > > Katz > > > > > > src="http://www.invalidtryagain.com/images/food/ka > > > tz-pastrami.jpg"/> > > > > Sarges > > > >
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nycer Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Uh.. that's not pastrami. Try this. > > Katz > > src=" http://www.invalidtryagain.com/images/food/katz-pastrami.jpg "/> > > Sarges > > src=" http://nycfoodguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/nyc-food-guy-012.jpg "/> I just fapped twice to those meat curtains!!
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Big Dick Black Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > None of those women look like they would ever let > a penis get anywhere near their mouth. 2-1-4-3-5 I'll convince them that it's good for them, especially after I get done going down on them. :-P
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traffic sucks to much to ride in the area.
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What if.. If possible, get out of the car safely, even by exiting via the opposite side (non-traffic side), to make your way over the guard rail or barrier nearest the vehicle. Sorry for ur loss. RIP Dom.
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Is it one or two days a week? Maybe you can leave work early those days, and make the work hours up during the rest of the week..
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Fox News Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > src=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5gT23JkBjrw/UzZLc-zv > wrI/AAAAAAAAL-w/zfTJQ4rO_uw/s1600/growing+up+dugga > r+book+cover.jpg> 2-1-4-3 this is a rank 'em, correct?
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The second act will have Michael Jackson moon walking on the wire between the buildings... Followed by Tupac..
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It's been there since the 80's, I believe. There's enough square footage there for two store fronts.. Sorry to see it go. :-(
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Henro Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > fastenall.com http://www.fastenal.com/web/home With locations in NOVA.
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If You remember: bias ply tires quadrajet carberators wheat pennies Coleco football black and white TV having an throwback jersey when they originally were released :'(
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Thank You. :-P
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The website still list the Fairfax store.. http://www.webertirecompany.com/ Got one of my first sets of replacement tires there back in the day.
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The DA will agree to life, after the nog turns over the locations of the other bodies... Sic RIP Hannah, Morgan, et. al
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does not compute Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Why would you drink before going to the Redskins > game? How you seen the 'skins try to play football?
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Any Metrow station that has not undergone recent renovation....
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probably an auto parts store that sells painting supplies, Tyvek suit. E.g. Fairfax Auto parts...
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