There are aliens passing as humans in Centreville. I've seen so much crazy shit shit around here it isn't even funny. There was this one guy, pale, built, wearing a white business shirt and black pants walking down the road with a baby carriage. He had very stiff movements, was on a telephone, and had a huge gun in a holster. When he walked by, I saw there was no baby in the carriage. Classic M.I.B. I saw him once just walking, looking up, and another time riding his bike at 2 a.m.

That was one story occasion. The increasing UFO sightings, the mysterious black spheres that can be seen on a windy day flying against the wind. Strange, loud, and incredibly bass filled sounds at night that sound like something from Half Life.


There is something going on here.

Hey DeG, I think you're onto something here. I am a student at NoVa and for a long time, I have believed that the existence of extraterrestrials is being suppressed by the government and that an underground UFO base exists somewhere in Virgina, mapping out the economic and political destiny of our planet. I have just returned from a trip to Washington D.C. ... am I the only one who's noticed the steam coming out of manholes and the rumbling noises under the street and the stupidity of the people?

"They" don't talk much about the hidden base, but we know it's there:


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I too have seen these black sphere things. I've seen them mostly on windy days, flying against the wind, or just hovering.

Coming home today. Can I expect anything weird?

I can confirm that we are here. We are undermining your policitcs and religions with fundamentalists, on both sides of the aisles, to discredit your leadership and institutions, to make way for the coming transition.

Don't worry. Life will be good after the transition. Earth will have one government, and one religion, and all your people will be joined in happiness.
We want you to be happy and successful. The best meat comes from happy humans.

Resistance is futile.