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Fairfax County Rest Stop
Posted by: Earl in Danville ()
Date: August 27, 2005 09:42AM

Howdy, y'all! My name is Earl and I live in Danville. I was up yer way a few weeks ago and I dun used the facilitys at a rest stop in Fairfax. First of all, I dun believe them facilitys is nicer than the city hall of Danville. You richees in North Virginie dun got 'er made, boy howdy. Second, when I got dun usin' the water closet, I noticed my stool were all bloody and red. Should I be worryed about this? If so, is Fairfax County to blame? I'm thinkin' 'bout suin!

Thank you kindly.

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Re: Fairfax County Rest Stop
Posted by: Fairfax County Attorney ()
Date: August 27, 2005 09:52AM

Earl in Danville Wrote:
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> Howdy, y'all! My name is Earl and I live in
> Danville. I was up yer way a few weeks ago and I
> dun used the facilitys at a rest stop in Fairfax.
> First of all, I dun believe them facilitys is
> nicer than the city hall of Danville. You richees
> in North Virginie dun got 'er made, boy howdy.
> Second, when I got dun usin' the water closet, I
> noticed my stool were all bloody and red. Should I
> be worryed about this? If so, is Fairfax County to
> blame? I'm thinkin' 'bout suin!
>
> Thank you kindly.



I believe you have a case. Send me your e-mail and I will investigate.

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Re: Fairfax County Rest Stop
Posted by: lanny876 ()
Date: August 27, 2005 11:59AM

Fairfax County Attorney Wrote:
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> Earl in Danville Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Howdy, y'all! My name is Earl and I live in
> > Danville. I was up yer way a few weeks ago
> and I
> > dun used the facilitys at a rest stop in
> Fairfax.
> > First of all, I dun believe them facilitys
> is
> > nicer than the city hall of Danville. You
> richees
> > in North Virginie dun got 'er made, boy
> howdy.
> > Second, when I got dun usin' the water
> closet, I
> > noticed my stool were all bloody and red.
> Should I
> > be worryed about this? If so, is Fairfax
> County to
> > blame? I'm thinkin' 'bout suin!
> >
> > Thank you kindly.
>
>
>
> I believe you have a case. Send me your e-mail and
> I will investigate.
>


You CAN'T be serious, can you?

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Re: Fairfax County Rest Stop
Posted by: Deep Hunger ()
Date: August 27, 2005 11:04PM

HAHAHAHAH

Earl in Danville, you fcking RULE!

Me and you should get an apartment together!

I'm asian, I'm from NYC.
You're white(i assume), and from Danville.

Think of the comedy!


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Re: Fairfax County Rest Stop
Posted by: Earl in Danville ()
Date: August 28, 2005 09:11AM

Deep Hunger Wrote:
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> HAHAHAHAH
>
> Earl in Danville, you fcking RULE!
>
> Me and you should get an apartment together!
>
> I'm asian, I'm from NYC.
> You're white(i assume), and from Danville.
>
> Think of the comedy!
>
>


I ain't to sure about that! I only seen one of you orientals in person and couldn't understand what he were sayin'. Do you speek English? Also, alls I knows about New York is what I have seen on CSI New York. You ain't gonna try ta kill me, are ya? Seems like all New Yorkers on TV are either gay or killers.

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Re: Fairfax County Rest Stop
Posted by: Earl's Brother Merle ()
Date: August 28, 2005 11:07AM

Let's get one thing clear here Mr. Deep Hunger--if my brother and ye are going to be gittin a place together, there ain't gonna be no surprises, right? I don't mean no offense to any orientals, but we don't need any jap plays here where all of a sudden you're some kind of queer or pedophile or axe murderer and gittin lil Earl in trouble with the law. Ima have to open up a can a whoop ass on ya if that were to happen. If everything's cool though, maybe you will be able to help ol' Earl learn a thing or two like how to make a television out of a wrist watch or other such handy things in the field of electronics that your people are so good with. I look forward to your reply, friend.

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Re: Fairfax County Rest Stop
Posted by: SOOO GOOD ()
Date: August 28, 2005 11:31AM

God. I love rednecks. (and asians)


CAN YOU SAY COMIC RELIEF?

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Re: Fairfax County Rest Stop
Posted by: Earl in Danville ()
Date: August 28, 2005 11:31AM

Earl's Brother Merle Wrote:
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> Let's get one thing clear here Mr. Deep Hunger--if
> my brother and ye are going to be gittin a place
> together, there ain't gonna be no surprises,
> right? I don't mean no offense to any orientals,
> but we don't need any jap plays here where all of
> a sudden you're some kind of queer or pedophile or
> axe murderer and gittin lil Earl in trouble with
> the law. Ima have to open up a can a whoop ass on
> ya if that were to happen. If everything's cool
> though, maybe you will be able to help ol' Earl
> learn a thing or two like how to make a television
> out of a wrist watch or other such handy things in
> the field of electronics that your people are so
> good with. I look forward to your reply, friend.



Gull Durnit, Merle! How many times have I told ye ta stays outta my buisness! If Mr. Deep Hunger wants ta help me out, so bees it. And that were offinsive with that "jap play" remark. Ain't you lerned nothin? What iffin' he were a Chinamen or a gook or a viet-cong and not a jap or niponese? You'd be affendin him.

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Re: Fairfax County Rest Stop
Posted by: Merle ()
Date: August 28, 2005 11:40AM

And that were
> offinsive with that "jap play" remark.

Earl, I said "no offense to any orientals". Don't that excuse anything that you say after'n you say that? Anyway, I was only quoting the great ball coach Bill Parcells.

I'm only looking out fer ya Earl cause this dang ol intranet is a jungle click click click full of strange fellers that may want to try all manner of strange things to a body. Ya gots to be real careful finding a roommate over the intranet, especially if its one of dem foreeners. I'm just tryin to look out for my kinfolk.

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Re: Fairfax County Rest Stop
Posted by: Earl in Danville ()
Date: August 28, 2005 11:51AM

Merle Wrote:
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> And that were
> > offinsive with that "jap play" remark.
>
> Earl, I said "no offense to any orientals". Don't
> that excuse anything that you say after'n you say
> that? Anyway, I was only quoting the great ball
> coach Bill Parcells.
>
> I'm only looking out fer ya Earl cause this dang
> ol intranet is a jungle click click click full of
> strange fellers that may want to try all manner of
> strange things to a body. Ya gots to be real
> careful finding a roommate over the intranet,
> especially if its one of dem foreeners. I'm just
> tryin to look out for my kinfolk.


There ya go agin, Merle! That chinamen ain't gonna do nothin' ta me that you ain't already dun to a cow or goat. Bessy ain't had no problems since New Year's eve, and neither has Clyde the Goat.

Actually, now that I thinks of it, that thing ya dun with me couple months back with the broomstick in the barn might account fer the blood in mah stool!

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