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New airline reported as FAKE!
Posted by: Tia2 ()
Date: June 06, 2008 03:23PM

This was too good to NOT pass on...

PHILADELPHIA - Derrie-Air has been exposed. Readers of The Philadelphia Inquirer and Philadelphia Daily News opened their papers Friday to see ads for a new airline called Derrie-Air, which purportedly charges passengers by the pound.

In light blue banners throughout the papers — as well as on their Web site, Philly.com — Derrie-Air cheerily trumpets its policy: The more you weigh, the more you pay. The ads direct readers to the Web site flyderrie-air.com.

Visitors to the airline site learn that Derrie-Air is the world's only carbon-neutral luxury airline, and it justifies its fare policy by saying that it takes more fuel to move heavier objects. The carrier pledges to plant trees to offset every pound of carbon its planes release into the atmosphere.

Derrie-Air's sample rates range from $1.40 per pound to fly from Philadelphia to Chicago to $2.25 per pound to fly from Philadelphia to Los Angeles.

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Re: New airline reported as FAKE!
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: June 06, 2008 03:35PM

i wanna squeeze every inch of your Dairy air tia2.

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Re: New airline reported as FAKE!
Posted by: Tia2 ()
Date: June 06, 2008 03:36PM

And I will teach you tricks with wood anytime ferfux!

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Re: New airline reported as FAKE!
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: June 06, 2008 04:25PM

BOOOOOOIIING!

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Re: New airline reported as FAKE!
Posted by: DeathByCop ()
Date: June 06, 2008 05:14PM

I think the FAKE moderator should take a one way flight on this FAKE airline to some FAKE country far awat from here.

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