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Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: August 31, 2012 08:49PM

Thanks!

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 31, 2012 08:53PM

How did Chuckhoffmann and Alias already know about that site?

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: can't stop laughing ()
Date: August 31, 2012 08:57PM

2concerned Wrote:
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> Thanks!

ha. ha ha ha ha. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah aha ha ha ah ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

you really are delusional if you think anyone's going to leave this site to join a forum run by you, a guy who was committed to a mental institution, tried to out everyone on here, is friends with patrick (the guy locking all the threads), and slandered every one of his friends over some imaginary conspiracy. anyone who signs up for that site is fucking stupid.

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: 2concerned ()
Date: August 31, 2012 09:00PM

C'mon, it'll be fun.

The first registered users were "inkahootz", "chuckhoffman", "eesssh", "Brian Haddock", "mrlehman", and "Alias".

You know there's good times ahead....

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: August 31, 2012 09:06PM

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 31, 2012 09:11PM

I think we have a 4LULZ fiasco waiting to happen....

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: August 31, 2012 09:27PM

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: Scott Lehman ()
Date: August 31, 2012 09:33PM

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: August 31, 2012 09:51PM

the old God with the old gold gold card
when he's on the road it's no-holds-barred
no lard, in the record game on some bull guard

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: August 31, 2012 09:52PM

they said he keep his lyrics poked in a tin
and his secret recipe, soak it in some gin
brings the heat like a radiator
stays on beat with the mask like a gladiator
sword is the mic cord
and he came to turn it out like a dyke broad out the psych ward

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: August 31, 2012 09:53PM

If all else fail, inhale the ale
Makin sure they can't see your sale via snail mail
Mind like a sewer, servin rhyme on a skewer
Doom'll step to a fine dime like he knew her
My black sister, she said "Step back" before he kissed her
She did the dipper and the smack just missed her
There go a list of politics like Henry Kissinger

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: August 31, 2012 09:53PM

I'm like these dudes must have some screws loose to hate y'all
Or a couple of ounces short of deuce-deuce or 8 Ball
Y'all know it's time for the end, when the day come
Buy an album, get rudely insulted over fake drums

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: August 31, 2012 09:54PM

Why she wanna ask me if I could pass the paparika?
One hand on the mic, the other on the beaker
Every week or so peaked out the lab though, eureka
A technique to keep somethin uniquer in your speaker

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: August 31, 2012 09:54PM

Skeeter, got Peter to pay Paul
So you can drink it on Mary so she can play ball
... So let her have my scrilla
And cut it out with all that funny hand jive will ya?

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: August 31, 2012 09:55PM

All this trouble for a tall glass of Olde E
Drink it all fast, make you haul ass slowly
And rhymin to remember what you told me
Holey moley, did you get a load of her roley poley?
Yo G, remind me to remember what you told me
Whoever don't feel him build walls like a goalie

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: August 31, 2012 09:55PM

One for the money, two for the better green
Three for methanine-dioxymethamphetamine

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: August 31, 2012 09:56PM

Told the knock kneed ghetto queen get the head fiend
Tell him it's for Medallin and use oxcyocetaline
Who needs airplay, it's all just hearsay
Leave a wig like it was havin a bad hair day

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: August 31, 2012 09:56PM

Miracle glide master, asked him what's his secret
He said Shasta, and turned to formaldehyde faster
When I'm home with my lady, I try to duke her daily
One night she tried to flail me with her ukelele

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: _Eyedea_ ()
Date: August 31, 2012 09:57PM

Yo G, remind me to remember what you told me
And if you don't feel him build walls like a goalie.

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: August 31, 2012 10:14PM

I joined your site. So far,so good.

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: Scott Lehman ()
Date: August 31, 2012 10:20PM

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 16, 2012 02:50AM

That entire site has been overrun with spambots. LOL

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: Ito ()
Date: September 16, 2012 02:52AM

Maybe this internet message board hosting thing isn't as easy as it looks...

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: If You Build It... ()
Date: September 16, 2012 04:20AM

Ito Wrote:
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> Maybe this internet message board hosting thing
> isn't as easy as it looks...

It's very easy, just time consuming, and playing Internet Whack-A-Mole with spambots is truly fucking tedious.

With the return of Fairfax Underground and following the latest exorcism of He Who Shall Not Be Named (Because It'll Provoke Another Shit Fit), Fairfax Forums has pretty much become redundant. I don't doubt that the forum owner is now spending all his time here, rather than maintaining his own forum.

So it seems like the lesson here is, "If you build it, it will be resoundingly ignored and overun by spambots."

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: September 16, 2012 03:39PM

eesh Wrote:
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> That entire site has been overrun with spambots.
> LOL


They even have spambots posting in German and Italian!!!

I have you now.

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: lolzz ()
Date: September 16, 2012 03:55PM

Did he sell his website to a pharmaceutical company for big bucks?

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: SoylentGreen ()
Date: September 16, 2012 05:25PM

eesh Wrote:
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> I think we have a 4LULZ fiasco waiting to
> happen....


Not likely.........580 new posts in the last week and only one wasn't an spambot ad.

And it was from Chuck responding to Lizzie.

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 16, 2012 06:02PM

Oh! Is that your take on it, Mr. Hindsight-is-20/20?!

Is that your best guess, Mr. Wait-til-the-show-is-over?

Boy, you sure put eesh right in his place... I bet he's blushing...

I'll come back in two Weeks to see what you have to say to this comment...

SoylentGreen Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> -----
> > I think we have a 4LULZ fiasco waiting to
> > happen....
>
>
> Not likely.........580 new posts in the last week
> and only one wasn't an spambot ad.
>
> And it was from Chuck responding to Lizzie.

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: September 16, 2012 06:13PM

We know... SoylentGreen already told us that, ya dummy...

eesh Wrote:
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> That entire site has been overrun with spambots.
> LOL

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: October 02, 2012 05:37PM

Some Interesting Statistics about Fairfax Forums

• They now have 598 registered members
• There are 16,807 threads on that site
• There are 17,078 posts on that site
• The ratio of posts to threads is 1.016
• Of the 598 registered members of Fairfax Forums 14 of them are turning 35 today!


http://fairfaxforums.com/



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Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: October 02, 2012 05:47PM

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: Fairfaxfoums ()
Date: October 02, 2012 06:39PM

If You Build It... Wrote:
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> Ito Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Maybe this internet message board hosting thing
> > isn't as easy as it looks...
>
> It's very easy, just time consuming, and playing
> Internet Whack-A-Mole with spambots is truly
> fucking tedious.
>
> With the return of Fairfax Underground and
> following the latest exorcism of He Who Shall Not
> Be Named (Because It'll Provoke Another Shit Fit),
> Fairfax Forums has pretty much become redundant. I
> don't doubt that the forum owner is now spending
> all his time here, rather than
> maintaining his own forum.
>
> So it seems like the lesson here is, "If you build
> it, it will be resoundingly ignored and overun by
> spambots."

Exactly.

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: October 02, 2012 07:09PM

OK I got a question for Chuck Hoffmann or any other propeller-head here.

Why have I never seen a single spam-bot on FFXU? We all know Cary doesn't moderate individual posts. The registration process is easy (does it even require you to fill out a spam filter?).
And unregistered posting is allowed. This site is indexed constantly by Google spiders and to top things off, the spam filter takes the form of five typed-out letter (as opposed to the kind where the letters are side ways and appears hand written).

All these factors would make FFXU a prime target to be overrun by spam-bots yet I've never seen one.

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: Harry Tuttle ()
Date: October 02, 2012 07:14PM

When spam does get posted, Cary is pretty aggressive about removing it and banning the user. There is also a built in spam filter...

Signatures are for fags

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: October 02, 2012 08:05PM

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> When spam does get posted, Cary is pretty
> aggressive about removing it and banning the user.
> There is also a built in spam filter...


Still I would think spam-bots exist that could bypass the spam filter on FFXU. I mean the "CAPTCHA" image is even in the source code as HTML text with the string 'captcha_image' right next to spam filter code! Surely a smart programer could program a bot to view the source code, and key in on something like this, right?

Obviously Cary has done something to prevent this site from being overrun with spam-bots but I feel like the spam filter that unregistered users have to fill out before posting wouldn't be enough. Some CAPTCHA images are hard as hell to fill out for a human (try to read some of the stuff on the bottom right!).

Still, I'm really not a computer guy so what the hell do I know?


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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: adele - rumor has it ()
Date: October 02, 2012 08:31PM

Since he works at a hosting company, he has access to a large list of blacklisted IPs. If you try accessing fairfaxunderground from a proxy there is a good chance the IP range has already been banned. Hence why you can't even post here from a smart phone since most of the IPs are blocked as well.

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: Javascript is the Key ()
Date: October 02, 2012 08:34PM

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> Harry Tuttle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > When spam does get posted, Cary is pretty
> > aggressive about removing it and banning the
> user.
> > There is also a built in spam filter...
>
>
> Still I would think spam-bots exist that could
> bypass the spam filter on FFXU. I mean the
> "CAPTCHA" image is even in the source code as HTML
> text with the string 'captcha_image' right next to
> spam filter code! Surely a smart programer could
> program a bot to view the source code, and key in
> on something like this, right?
>
> Obviously Cary has done something to prevent this
> site from being overrun with spam-bots but I feel
> like the spam filter that unregistered users have
> to fill out before posting wouldn't be enough.
> Some CAPTCHA images are hard as hell to fill out
> for a human (try to read some of the stuff on the
> bottom right!).
>
> Still, I'm really not a computer guy so what the
> hell do I know?
>
>
Most spambots don't use a real Web browser, and instead spoof their browser IDs. Since they don't use a browser, they also don't use a Javascript virtual machine, which is what the captcha relies on to do its validation. No Javascript means the spambot can't submit a valid HTTP POST request, and gets an error. I suspect Cary's logs for this site are full of tens of thousands of errors generated by failed spambot traffic.

If you want to see this in action for yourself, disable Javascript in your browser and try and post anonymously.

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: Javascript is the Key ()
Date: October 02, 2012 08:40PM

Here's an example of the message Phorum throws up if you try to post anonymously with Javascript turned off.
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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: October 02, 2012 09:16PM

adele - rumor has it Wrote:
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> Since he works at a hosting company, he has access
> to a large list of blacklisted IPs. If you try
> accessing fairfaxunderground from a proxy there is
> a good chance the IP range has already been
> banned. Hence why you can't even post here from a
> smart phone since most of the IPs are blocked as
> well.


I have noticed that I have never been able to post here from any proxy (although I haven't spent much time looking) even though I can access the site and even login through one.

Regarding smart phones. I have a Droid and I have posted to FFXU with it from all over the area (DC, MD & VA). I think iPhones got banned because of a specific user. Are you using an iPhone per chance?

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: October 02, 2012 09:17PM

@ Javascript is the Key: Thanks!

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: Half-Remembered Posts ()
Date: October 02, 2012 09:28PM

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> adele - rumor has it Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Since he works at a hosting company, he has
> access
> > to a large list of blacklisted IPs. If you try
> > accessing fairfaxunderground from a proxy there
> is
> > a good chance the IP range has already been
> > banned. Hence why you can't even post here from
> a
> > smart phone since most of the IPs are blocked
> as
> > well.
>
>
> I have noticed that I have never been able to post
> here from any proxy (although I haven't spent much
> time looking) even though I can access the site
> and even login through one.
>
> Regarding smart phones. I have a Droid and I have
> posted to FFXU with it from all over the area (DC,
> MD & VA). I think iPhones got banned because of a
> specific user. Are you using an iPhone per
> chance?

This is just based on some half-remembered posts I read some time back, but I believe that being unable to use free Web proxies is mostly thanks to the Poster Otherwise Known as Eli, who was using them to circumvent various IP blocks Cary put in place to stop him from posting here.

The iPhone block was because of the Artist Formerly Known as Inkahootz, who was using a computer tethered to an iPhone to similarly circumvent IP blocks.

Since both have simply found other ways to post on Fairfax Underground, we can see how effective those measures were.

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: JenK ()
Date: October 02, 2012 09:42PM

Back at it, eh?

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: Joe Friday ()
Date: October 02, 2012 09:56PM

JenK Wrote:
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> Back at it, eh?


Hey there Jen...Yep Yep..The fun never stops around here!

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: Phorum Phanatic ()
Date: November 08, 2012 07:59AM

Hadn't visited this site in some time since it had been overrun with spambots.

Went back there today and noticed that the owner had replaced the forum software with Phorum some time in early October.

It's still overrun with spambots, but the change means that there's literally no other content besides that produced by our little mechanical friends over there now, since all the real messages that were posted were lost in the switch.

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: November 08, 2012 03:57PM

I hope Scott is doing okay, I'm glad he and his group of followers stopped posting over here though.

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: Thinkbox MC ()
Date: November 09, 2012 01:02PM

site looks like a bunch of spam you fag.

nice site. really. i mean that.

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Re: Please Join My Site: FairfaxForums.com
Posted by: Legal aids ()
Date: February 01, 2014 06:46PM

eesh Wrote:
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> How did Chuckhoffmann and Alias already know about
> that site?


Because you are Alias.

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