So, Saturday night around 11:30 PM I was on my way home from Wolf Trap and I remembered the kids wanted waffles for Sunday breakfast. So I stop at the Safeway in the Ravenswood shopping plaza and go in to by the Eggos. While in the check out lane an attractive blonde chick, about 26 I guess, 5'4' weighing about 105, wearing a sensible summer dress that accented her legs, comes to the check out lane with only one item item in her hand, a large package of Trojans. As I am picking up my bag to leave, they ask her if she has a Safeway card, and she says in a pleasant southern accent, "no, I am not from around here." OK. I am trying to figure out the scenario and why the blonde chick was buying something her man should have been buying. I mean, was he too drunk to go in and buy the stuff himself? Are women from the Carolinas that nice that they say, "OK Honey, I will go out at almost midnight and get it for you so you can get it from me." I don't think she was a pro, but we learned that they travel for certain clients. Have the times changed and it is now the chick's responsibility for getting this stuff?

Her boyfriend is a typical redneck asshole and she has such low self-esteem (for whatever reason) she puts up with it. I don't understand why so many hot women put up with this shit, but they do love the assholes.

+1 WashingToneLocian

speaking of assholes the takeaway from the post i got was that FUNdemental has reproduced and that's scarier than the redneck dude whose only sin is having control of his ho

weren't you banned, Joan, for calling people what your parents called you growing up?