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if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by:
Lester
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Date: August 23, 2012 04:52PM
post it here!
we all like to joke around, I like jokes as much as the next guy, but if you honestly love you're wife with all your heart, post it here for her!
we all like to joke around, I like jokes as much as the next guy, but if you honestly love you're wife with all your heart, post it here for her!
Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by:
SMDH
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Date: August 23, 2012 04:56PM
well, don't have a wife, but I do have a husband!
love you, hubby! lol
love you, hubby! lol
Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: August 23, 2012 05:02PM
It's a shame Alias doesn't have a husband, but some women are destined to be spinsters.
Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by:
Ahmayzin
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Date: August 23, 2012 05:10PM
I thought we already did this?
Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by:
I love...
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Date: August 23, 2012 05:43PM
....to get strange behind my wife's back. I can't take the nagging and complaining anymore, so, when I am on travel I get as much strange as I can. God knows my wife hasn't put out for a few years, so, I am going to get it where I can.
Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by:
meh
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Date: August 23, 2012 05:49PM
I love... Wrote:
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> ....to get strange behind my wife's back. I can't
> take the nagging and complaining anymore, so, when
> I am on travel I get as much strange as I can.
> God knows my wife hasn't put out for a few years,
> so, I am going to get it where I can.
Your fault you married her then. Can't wait until she gets suspicious, catches you, then takes everything with her.
Have fun buddy.
Also, my gf is a sweetheart.
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> ....to get strange behind my wife's back. I can't
> take the nagging and complaining anymore, so, when
> I am on travel I get as much strange as I can.
> God knows my wife hasn't put out for a few years,
> so, I am going to get it where I can.
Your fault you married her then. Can't wait until she gets suspicious, catches you, then takes everything with her.
Have fun buddy.
Also, my gf is a sweetheart.
Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by:
the right man for the job
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Date: August 23, 2012 06:27PM
eesh Wrote:
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> It's a shame Alias doesn't have a husband, but
> some women are destined to be spinsters.
she needs to be smacked violently across the face
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> It's a shame Alias doesn't have a husband, but
> some women are destined to be spinsters.
she needs to be smacked violently across the face
Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: August 23, 2012 06:41PM
meh Wrote:
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> Also, my gf is a sweetheart.
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> Also, my gf is a sweetheart.
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Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by:
hoocoobanode
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Date: August 23, 2012 07:05PM
well, I'm not married, but I love my BF LOL!
Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by:
Alias
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Date: August 23, 2012 07:12PM
eesh Wrote:
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> It's a shame Alias doesn't have a husband, but
> some women are destined to be spinsters.
I’m not destined to spinsterhood. I’m part of a fairytale.
On a cold, cloudy day, two fortnights and two days after the last leaf of autumn falls, a handsome prince on a white horse will ride out of the forest. Tired and thirsty, the prince will accept my kind offer of a bowl of hot stew and a pint of ale. Warmed by the fire in my humble dwelling, we will laugh and sing. The handsome prince will fall in love and whisk me away to his castle. My spinster rags will turn into the finest silks. We will be married and I will be the most beautiful princess in all the lands. Bells will ring and people will line the cobbled streets to catch a glimpse of their new princess. Never will the kingdom have seen such a glorious day.
And, from that day on, my prince and I will live happily together.....forever and ever.
The End ~
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> It's a shame Alias doesn't have a husband, but
> some women are destined to be spinsters.
I’m not destined to spinsterhood. I’m part of a fairytale.
On a cold, cloudy day, two fortnights and two days after the last leaf of autumn falls, a handsome prince on a white horse will ride out of the forest. Tired and thirsty, the prince will accept my kind offer of a bowl of hot stew and a pint of ale. Warmed by the fire in my humble dwelling, we will laugh and sing. The handsome prince will fall in love and whisk me away to his castle. My spinster rags will turn into the finest silks. We will be married and I will be the most beautiful princess in all the lands. Bells will ring and people will line the cobbled streets to catch a glimpse of their new princess. Never will the kingdom have seen such a glorious day.
And, from that day on, my prince and I will live happily together.....forever and ever.
The End ~
Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by:
eesh
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Date: August 23, 2012 07:22PM
Alias is batshit insane.
Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by:
Alias
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Date: August 23, 2012 07:25PM
the right man for the job Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > It's a shame Alias doesn't have a husband, but
> > some women are destined to be spinsters.
>
> she needs to be smacked violently across the face
Quiet your tongue or my prince will condemn you to a life of torture in the dungeons below our castle.
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> eesh Wrote:
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> > It's a shame Alias doesn't have a husband, but
> > some women are destined to be spinsters.
>
> she needs to be smacked violently across the face
Quiet your tongue or my prince will condemn you to a life of torture in the dungeons below our castle.
Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by:
karkewl
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Date: August 24, 2012 01:07PM
Lester Wrote:
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> post it here!
>
> we all like to joke around, I like jokes as much
> as the next guy, but if you honestly love you're
> wife with all your heart, post it here for her!
I love your wife too!
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> post it here!
>
> we all like to joke around, I like jokes as much
> as the next guy, but if you honestly love you're
> wife with all your heart, post it here for her!
I love your wife too!
Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by:
meh
()
Date: August 24, 2012 01:12PM
You know eesh, you aren't that much better looking than the kids pic you posted. lol
you ugly, lonely, unemployed, socially awkward fuck.
if you got a job, you could start working on 3 of those. then only the ugly part would remain.
you ugly, lonely, unemployed, socially awkward fuck.
if you got a job, you could start working on 3 of those. then only the ugly part would remain.
Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by:
Lester
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Date: August 24, 2012 01:16PM
pics or videos are greatly appreciated.
I am running low on quality stuff.
I am running low on quality stuff.
Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by:
SMDH
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Date: August 24, 2012 04:59PM
My hubby gets such a hard-on by watching me strut my stuff in bikini contests! We go home and fuck all night, after I win first place of course, LOL!
Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by:
SMDH.
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Date: August 22, 2013 03:01AM
This is an SMDH.
Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by:
get strange
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Date: August 22, 2013 03:05AM
I love... Wrote:
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> ....to get strange behind my wife's back. I can't
> take the nagging and complaining anymore, so, when
> I am on travel I get as much strange as I can.
> God knows my wife hasn't put out for a few years,
> so, I am going to get it where I can.
what do you mean by "get strange?" lol
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> ....to get strange behind my wife's back. I can't
> take the nagging and complaining anymore, so, when
> I am on travel I get as much strange as I can.
> God knows my wife hasn't put out for a few years,
> so, I am going to get it where I can.
what do you mean by "get strange?" lol
Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by:
shaking my damn head?
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Date: August 22, 2013 03:06AM
SMDH. Wrote:
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> This is an SMDH.
what is?
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> This is an SMDH.
what is?
Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by:
Barryj
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Date: August 22, 2013 03:08AM
My wife does the cutest thing with her nose whenever she laughs really hard. It twitches upwards, kinda like a rabbit's nose....it's so adorable. I love you, honey.