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if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by: Lester ()
Date: August 23, 2012 04:52PM

post it here!

we all like to joke around, I like jokes as much as the next guy, but if you honestly love you're wife with all your heart, post it here for her!

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Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by: SMDH ()
Date: August 23, 2012 04:56PM

well, don't have a wife, but I do have a husband!


love you, hubby! lol

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Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 23, 2012 05:02PM

It's a shame Alias doesn't have a husband, but some women are destined to be spinsters.

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Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: August 23, 2012 05:10PM

I thought we already did this?

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Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by: I love... ()
Date: August 23, 2012 05:43PM

....to get strange behind my wife's back. I can't take the nagging and complaining anymore, so, when I am on travel I get as much strange as I can. God knows my wife hasn't put out for a few years, so, I am going to get it where I can.

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Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by: meh ()
Date: August 23, 2012 05:49PM

I love... Wrote:
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> ....to get strange behind my wife's back. I can't
> take the nagging and complaining anymore, so, when
> I am on travel I get as much strange as I can.
> God knows my wife hasn't put out for a few years,
> so, I am going to get it where I can.

Your fault you married her then. Can't wait until she gets suspicious, catches you, then takes everything with her.

Have fun buddy.


Also, my gf is a sweetheart.

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Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by: the right man for the job ()
Date: August 23, 2012 06:27PM

eesh Wrote:
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> It's a shame Alias doesn't have a husband, but
> some women are destined to be spinsters.

she needs to be smacked violently across the face

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Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 23, 2012 06:41PM

meh Wrote:
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> Also, my gf is a sweetheart.



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Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by: hoocoobanode ()
Date: August 23, 2012 07:05PM

well, I'm not married, but I love my BF LOL!

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Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 23, 2012 07:12PM

eesh Wrote:
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> It's a shame Alias doesn't have a husband, but
> some women are destined to be spinsters.


I’m not destined to spinsterhood. I’m part of a fairytale.

On a cold, cloudy day, two fortnights and two days after the last leaf of autumn falls, a handsome prince on a white horse will ride out of the forest. Tired and thirsty, the prince will accept my kind offer of a bowl of hot stew and a pint of ale. Warmed by the fire in my humble dwelling, we will laugh and sing. The handsome prince will fall in love and whisk me away to his castle. My spinster rags will turn into the finest silks. We will be married and I will be the most beautiful princess in all the lands. Bells will ring and people will line the cobbled streets to catch a glimpse of their new princess. Never will the kingdom have seen such a glorious day.

And, from that day on, my prince and I will live happily together.....forever and ever.

The End ~

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Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 23, 2012 07:22PM

Alias is batshit insane.

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Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by: Alias ()
Date: August 23, 2012 07:25PM

the right man for the job Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It's a shame Alias doesn't have a husband, but
> > some women are destined to be spinsters.
>
> she needs to be smacked violently across the face


Quiet your tongue or my prince will condemn you to a life of torture in the dungeons below our castle.

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Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by: karkewl ()
Date: August 24, 2012 01:07PM

Lester Wrote:
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> post it here!
>
> we all like to joke around, I like jokes as much
> as the next guy, but if you honestly love you're
> wife with all your heart, post it here for her!


I love your wife too!

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Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by: meh ()
Date: August 24, 2012 01:12PM

You know eesh, you aren't that much better looking than the kids pic you posted. lol

you ugly, lonely, unemployed, socially awkward fuck.

if you got a job, you could start working on 3 of those. then only the ugly part would remain.

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Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by: Lester ()
Date: August 24, 2012 01:16PM

pics or videos are greatly appreciated.

I am running low on quality stuff.

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Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by: SMDH ()
Date: August 24, 2012 04:59PM

My hubby gets such a hard-on by watching me strut my stuff in bikini contests! We go home and fuck all night, after I win first place of course, LOL!

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Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by: SMDH. ()
Date: August 22, 2013 03:01AM

This is an SMDH.

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Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by: get strange ()
Date: August 22, 2013 03:05AM

I love... Wrote:
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> ....to get strange behind my wife's back. I can't
> take the nagging and complaining anymore, so, when
> I am on travel I get as much strange as I can.
> God knows my wife hasn't put out for a few years,
> so, I am going to get it where I can.


what do you mean by "get strange?" lol

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Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by: shaking my damn head? ()
Date: August 22, 2013 03:06AM

SMDH. Wrote:
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> This is an SMDH.


what is?

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Re: if you sincerely love your wife..
Posted by: Barryj ()
Date: August 22, 2013 03:08AM

My wife does the cutest thing with her nose whenever she laughs really hard. It twitches upwards, kinda like a rabbit's nose....it's so adorable. I love you, honey.

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