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How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: Travel Man ()
Date: August 21, 2012 12:02PM

Me and my buddy are going to Bangkok and Phuket next month. Yeah, we plan to play it safe but we both want to fuck some cute lil whores.

Yeah we aint gonna accidentally pick up no trannies either.

Any of you been over there and had a little fun?

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: KhoonPutMaiDeeFarang ()
Date: August 21, 2012 12:08PM

Google: aids Thailand

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: Thailand bitches are great ()
Date: August 21, 2012 12:14PM

The girls in Thailand are much better educated about STDs and AIDS than anywhere else in Asia. They won't fuck without a condom.

Fuck to your hearts delight.

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: Murrie Head ()
Date: August 21, 2012 12:19PM

And the city don't know what the city is getting.

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: Have a great time ()
Date: August 21, 2012 12:25PM

Thai girls are a little different, bro. You may very well fuck for free and have a real girlfriend experience.

Most of them speak great english and they love to flirt. Buy them a few drinks, offer to go out for a late dinner and a walk on the beach. You'll be fucking her right after that. Dont be surprised if the next day, she offers to have you meet some friends, hit the beach or go visit someplace cool off the beaten path.

What they hope for is to have you fall in love, head home and regularly send money. Not a lot, maybe a couple a hundred a month. They try to do this with a half dozen guys or more in hopes that one of them eventually pays for the arrangements to have them immigrate back to the USA.

Once here, they tend to be loyal, terrific girlfriends/wives - much better than fat, overentitled American bitches.

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: Been There Done That ()
Date: August 21, 2012 12:48PM

Thailand bitches are great Wrote:
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> The girls in Thailand are much better educated
> about STDs and AIDS than anywhere else in Asia.
> They won't fuck without a condom.
>
> Fuck to your hearts delight.

Uh, plenty of girls in Thailand will fuck without a condom, especially if they're stupid and they think you're cute, clean cut and demonstrate some basic personal hygiene skills. More often than not, especially if you've bagged a pro-am (waitress) for a "long time" girlfriend experience it will be you that insists on the condom, not her. Especially if she's shit faced after a night of dancing.

Having said all that, if you're good looking, a nice guy and have a pocket full of baht, you will be greeted and treated like a rock star. Be choosy, find the girl that has some personality and looks. Then negotiate. don't know what the going rate is but it isn't what she will quote you off the bat. The better looking you are, the bigger the pipe you have in your pants and the size of your wallet will determine how successful your negotiations will be. Most of all, smile, smile, smile, laugh and have fun. Thai girls love sanuk. Sanuk mak mak! Farang bahh! The more fun you are having, the more they will be in to you.

Also, while most of the interesting girls will speak some engrish, it wouldn't hurt to learn some rudimentary paa saa Thai. They eat that shit up.

Other than that, wrap it up and have fun. Oh, it doesn't hurt to offer to feed them some tasty street food on your way back to your hotel. Those little brown fuck machines need regular calorie intake to keep their "powah" up.

PS- What "Have a great time" says is entirely true. They can be great hostesses and tour guides of sorts. Get a unlocked GSM phone and a SIM card. They will be dogging your ass looking to party with you and their hot friends. And do not give them your US number unless you want to get text messages from them for the following six months after your return. LOL.

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: Beemer Boss ()
Date: August 21, 2012 01:02PM

Don't be surprised if you find one that you actually like. Really like. A lot of those Thai girls are sweeter and nicer than you could ever imagine.

Just because she is ready to fuck soon after meeting you doesn't mean she is a whore. The rest of the world is a lot more relaxed about sex than we are.

Be sure to get lots of rest as those Thai girls really love sex! HA HA!

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: 44 ()
Date: August 21, 2012 01:17PM

In Bangkok, be sure to visit Annie's. No matter what else you do, be sure to get a soapy massage. OMFG, it's the best.

http://www.anniesbangkok.com/staff.html

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: Got to get back there ()
Date: August 21, 2012 03:50PM

I met this little 19 year old sweetie in Ko Samui. She had her spell on me for almost a week.
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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: August 21, 2012 03:56PM

Most Thai girls are pretty conservative. Thailand is truly the land of a thousand smiles and the women are remarkable.

Like most civilized countries, there are areas where hookers are prominent, but Thailand gets a bum rap for this.

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: BTDT ()
Date: August 21, 2012 04:28PM

Of the five times I've been to the Land of Smiles, the most fun I had was when I attended a semi-traditional Thai wedding up in in Udon Thani. I was one of the groomsmen. Let's just say the bride's sisters were a lot of fun. It's good to be a westerner in southeast Asia.

Cambodia and Vietnam have their own unique flavor and charms as well.

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: asianlover ()
Date: August 21, 2012 04:46PM

Damn, I would have to agree with most of these posters. I have a Vietnamese girlfriend who has been in the States since 1975. Let me tell you......

she will cook for me anytime that I want.
she will do my laundry anytime that I want.
she has a very good career that pays nicely.
SHE WILL HAVE SEX ANYTIME THAT I WANT OR SHE WANTS!!!!

Don't get me wrong, I have to put in my effort also, it's just not me me me me. Being a bachelor all my life I know how to cook and clean for myself and have an awesome paying career also. I take her out for food, vacation, and whatever.

Asian women are waaaayyyyyy more better than the American women, THAT'S A FACT!!! The Asian ladies take better care of their bodies because they know how they should look when they are with their maN. It's all about how they were brought up as children and the Asian female is brought up to respect their man, not to the point of being a slave to us but knowing how to keep us happy. This is the major flaw in American women. The divorce rate in Asia is much much lower than America. It's all based on values and as you can see the American value is just tumbling down a cliff!!!!

SO, I WILL SAY TO YOU TWO THAT ARE GOING TO THAILAND........

1. LIVE IT UP AND HAVE A BLAST!!!!!
2. BE SAFE. WEAR A CONDOM. YOU NEVER KNOW.
3. THROW A GOOD ONE IN THERE FOR ME WHILE YOUR AT IT!!!! OH YEAH!!!!

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: KhoonPutMaiDeeFarang ()
Date: August 21, 2012 04:48PM

BTDT Wrote:
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> Of the five times I've been to the Land of Smiles,
> the most fun I had was when I attended a
> semi-traditional Thai wedding up in in Udon Thani.
> I was one of the groomsmen. Let's just say the
> bride's sisters were a lot of fun. It's good to be
> a westerner in southeast Asia.
>
> Cambodia and Vietnam have their own unique flavor
> and charms as well.

I spent a year in Udorn back in the day. Lots of trips to Bangkok and my
favorite of all, Nhong Khai on the Mekong. Closest I got to Cambodia was
looking at it across the river. Spent a year in Nam and the women sucked.
(in several different ways). The women there were crude, parasitic, and
they'd rob you blind if given the chance. Comparing Thailand and Nam
is like apples and oranges. What a difference 350 miles can make.

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: BTDT ()
Date: August 21, 2012 05:15PM

KhoonPutMaiDeeFarang Wrote:
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> BTDT Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Of the five times I've been to the Land of
> Smiles,
> > the most fun I had was when I attended a
> > semi-traditional Thai wedding up in in Udon
> Thani.
> > I was one of the groomsmen. Let's just say the
> > bride's sisters were a lot of fun. It's good to
> be
> > a westerner in southeast Asia.
> >
> > Cambodia and Vietnam have their own unique
> flavor
> > and charms as well.
>
> I spent a year in Udorn back in the day. Lots of
> trips to Bangkok and my
> favorite of all, Nhong Khai on the Mekong. Closest
> I got to Cambodia was
> looking at it across the river. Spent a year in
> Nam and the women sucked.
> (in several different ways). The women there were
> crude, parasitic, and
> they'd rob you blind if given the chance.
> Comparing Thailand and Nam
> is like apples and oranges. What a difference 350
> miles can make.

I spent a day in Nong Khai with the wedding party. I'd like to go back unencumbered.

Cambodia is super-primitive compared to Thailand, though in very recent years Phnom Penh is getting to the point where you could consider retiring there. However the girls are super friendly and perhaps even a bit more conservative than Thais girls. Though you do have to watch out for the Viet girls that have migrated as sex workers.

As far as Vietnam goes, in my limited experience Hanoi and Saigon/HCMC were AWFUL. Just fucking awful. They really delight in fucking over tourists. However, I had a great time in the middle of the country. Danang in particular was excellent and everyone was very friendly, especially the ladies. I was fortunate to meet a girl in Danang that spoke excellent english and she took very good care of me for two weeks. No need to pay for play. Even the guys who saw me out and about in Viet oriented nightclubs and bars with this stunner were cool enough to give me the thumbs up. I would consider traveling back there to visit Hue, Danang and Nha Trang. YMMV.

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: Big Ted ()
Date: August 21, 2012 05:58PM

Y'all make me want to take my next vacation in Thailand. Is it true that if you treat them right, girls in their 20s will go for guys in their 40s?

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: mrchewchew ()
Date: August 21, 2012 06:18PM

When i fuck an asian woman I usually love to fuck her with no protection and get her pregnant.


I should be in the news but I think I must have at least 80 children around the world. At least I know my blood line is safe.




Travel Man Wrote:
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> Me and my buddy are going to Bangkok and Phuket
> next month. Yeah, we plan to play it safe but we
> both want to fuck some cute lil whores.
>
> Yeah we aint gonna accidentally pick up no
> trannies either.
>
> Any of you been over there and had a little fun?

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: BTDT ()
Date: August 21, 2012 06:38PM

Big Ted Wrote:
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> Y'all make me want to take my next vacation in
> Thailand. Is it true that if you treat them
> right, girls in their 20s will go for guys in
> their 40s?


Thailand should be on every man's bucket list.

Women in SE Asia have a completely different standard for age discrepancy. It has been my experience that a girl in her mid to late 20s will have no problem settling down with a man in his 40s. Of course you've gotta be able to keep the rice bowl filled and be able to send some money back home to the folks in the village. After all, there are mouths to feed and sick water buffalo to cure. You are a cash cow to be milked. I am not sure what the jizz to dollar ratio works out to be. It depends on the girl and how astute she is.

My own best friend was 41 and married a very sweet and very pretty 25 year old girl from up north. She was supposedly a virgin when he met her. They seem to be very happy. He half kiddingly jokes that the money he sent to her parents was used to build a new wing to her parent's house. In fact it was true. I saw the addition with my own eyes. With six daughters, four of them married to westerners, they have a very nice house for a rubber tree and rice farmer.

The working girls will go for anyone with a heartbeat and a pocket full of baht. I have actually seen 65-70 year old dudes with walkers with oxygen tanks strapped to them walking with 22 year old fresh meat out of bars in Soi Cowboy, Nana Plaza and Pattaya. (Can't fucking stand Pattaya. Too many fucking rude Russians)

There are a lot of pensioners over there killing themselves slowly on a bar stool while banging a different hottie every day of the week. Some of them commit suicide once they realize the woman they fell in love with was in fact married and was only fucking them for the pension check.

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: KhoonPutMaiDeeFarang ()
Date: August 21, 2012 07:13PM

BTDT Wrote:
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> KhoonPutMaiDeeFarang Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > BTDT Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Of the five times I've been to the Land of
> > Smiles,
> > > the most fun I had was when I attended a
> > > semi-traditional Thai wedding up in in Udon
> > Thani.
> > > I was one of the groomsmen. Let's just say
> the
> > > bride's sisters were a lot of fun. It's good
> to
> > be
> > > a westerner in southeast Asia.
> > >
> > > Cambodia and Vietnam have their own unique
> > flavor
> > > and charms as well.
> >
> > I spent a year in Udorn back in the day. Lots
> of
> > trips to Bangkok and my
> > favorite of all, Nhong Khai on the Mekong.
> Closest
> > I got to Cambodia was
> > looking at it across the river. Spent a year in
> > Nam and the women sucked.
> > (in several different ways). The women there
> were
> > crude, parasitic, and
> > they'd rob you blind if given the chance.
> > Comparing Thailand and Nam
> > is like apples and oranges. What a difference
> 350
> > miles can make.
>
> I spent a day in Nong Khai with the wedding party.
> I'd like to go back unencumbered.
>
> Cambodia is super-primitive compared to Thailand,
> though in very recent years Phnom Penh is getting
> to the point where you could consider retiring
> there. However the girls are super friendly and
> perhaps even a bit more conservative than Thais
> girls. Though you do have to watch out for the
> Viet girls that have migrated as sex workers.
>
> As far as Vietnam goes, in my limited experience
> Hanoi and Saigon/HCMC were AWFUL. Just fucking
> awful. They really delight in fucking over
> tourists. However, I had a great time in the
> middle of the country. Danang in particular was
> excellent and everyone was very friendly,
> especially the ladies. I was fortunate to meet a
> girl in Danang that spoke excellent english and
> she took very good care of me for two weeks. No
> need to pay for play. Even the guys who saw me out
> and about in Viet oriented nightclubs and bars
> with this stunner were cool enough to give me the
> thumbs up. I would consider traveling back there
> to visit Hue, Danang and Nha Trang. YMMV.

Thanks for the update. When I first arrived in country I went
to Bangkok at every opportunity and about 6 months into my tour
I finally made it to Nong Khai. After that I really didn't care
for Bangkok as much. I met a nurse on the train who worked in
the Nong Khai hospital and was returning from a training class.
Her English was quite good and we had dinner in the restaurant
built on the banks over the Mekong. Spent the rest of the weekend
in her apartment. Those were the days.

I have no desire to return to Nam whatsoever. Too many bad times
that won't go away.

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: BTDT ()
Date: August 21, 2012 07:43PM

KhoonPutMaiDeeFarang Wrote:
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> I have no desire to return to Nam whatsoever. Too
> many bad times
> that won't go away.

Roger that. Thank you for your service.

Were you stationed in Udon Thani? If so you might have been there at the same time as my friend's father. He only learned many years later after his father's death and after he married the girl from Udon that his father had been stationed there. I guess the details of his father's service had never sunk in when he was a kid. It was a strange coincidence...

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: KhoonPutMaiDeeFarang ()
Date: August 21, 2012 08:20PM

BTDT Wrote:
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> KhoonPutMaiDeeFarang Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I have no desire to return to Nam whatsoever.
> Too
> > many bad times
> > that won't go away.
>
> Roger that. Thank you for your service.
>
> Were you stationed in Udon Thani? If so you might
> have been there at the same time as my friend's
> father. He only learned many years later after his
> father's death and after he married the girl from
> Udon that his father had been stationed there. I
> guess the details of his father's service had
> never sunk in when he was a kid. It was a strange
> coincidence...

Udorn, Udon, or Udorn Thani, same same. Strange coincidence indeed.
I was there with the Army in 66-67 in a unit 9 miles out of town
and we lived in tents. The village was called Nong Soon and it was
half swamp and half jungle. Quite a place for an 18 year old fresh
off the farm.

If your friend would like to get in touch with some of his dads old
military buddies Facebook has quite a few groups that are unit specific
and some are time frame specific. We have a great time swapping stories.
It's amazing how many guys married Thai girls and brought them home.
Amazing how successful their marriages have been over the years too.

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: Hippie Soldier ()
Date: August 23, 2012 08:00AM

KhoonPutMaiDeeFarang Wrote:
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>
> I have no desire to return to Nam whatsoever. Too
> many bad times
> that won't go away.

It took forty years to make friends with the ghosts living inside me.
Enough said, bro.

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: August 23, 2012 08:28AM

I heard a rumor that they are really good, but if it's not on my passport, I didn't go.


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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: Gotta Get Back ()
Date: August 23, 2012 04:33PM

One nice thing about Thai girls in general is that they are usually fastidious about personal hygiene. They will almost always shower before bedding down with you. No BO or stinky cooters.

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: Soi Cowboy ()
Date: August 23, 2012 06:26PM

All I can say is check out www.stickmanbangkok.com

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 23, 2012 06:44PM

Kathoey Beauty Pageants




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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: August 23, 2012 07:10PM

Thai Ladyboys are pretty damn hot. They win most of the beauty pageants over there.
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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: BTDT ()
Date: August 23, 2012 08:47PM

It's usually pretty easy to pick the ladyboys out of the crowd. They're the ones that act the most feminine with primping and preening.

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: Yucky24. ()
Date: August 23, 2012 08:52PM

Gross. Gross. Gross.

Enjoy your STDs and mudblood mongoloid spawn, you race traitor degenerats.

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: Yucky24. ()
Date: August 23, 2012 08:53PM

PS. Thai trannies #1.

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: BTDT ()
Date: August 23, 2012 09:11PM

Yucky24. Wrote:
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> Gross. Gross. Gross.
>
> Enjoy your STDs and mudblood mongoloid spawn, you
> race traitor degenerats.

Hey Yucky, you should have an open mind. Those tiny brown hands will make even your small pencil dick look huge.

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: Yucky24. ()
Date: August 23, 2012 09:45PM

Oh noes. Don't make fun of my penis size! *gasp* What will I do!

Only retards care or brag about penis size. Numerous polls have shown that most females simply don't care about penis size (and if they do, it's girth they want. Not length). It's only closet faggots like you that give a fuck.

PS. I'm well over average at 9 inches. *bitch slaps you with my massive White cock*

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: Rap Brown ()
Date: August 23, 2012 10:46PM

Yucky, Yucky, boy you are so full of shit...

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: dirty local girls ()
Date: August 23, 2012 10:49PM

I've fucked whores all over the world and nevr got an STD from any one of them. However, I did get gonerhea twice in my life from local Virginia girls I was dating.

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: BTDT ()
Date: August 23, 2012 11:01PM

Yucky24. Wrote:
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> Oh noes. Don't make fun of my penis size! *gasp*
> What will I do!
>
> Only retards care or brag about penis size.
> Numerous polls have shown that most females simply
> don't care about penis size (and if they do, it's
> girth they want. Not length). It's only closet
> faggots like you that give a fuck.
>
> PS. I'm well over average at 9 inches. *bitch
> slaps you with my massive White cock*

Sensitive bitch, eh? And who is bragging and rationalizing cock size? Not I.

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: Rap Brown ()
Date: August 23, 2012 11:10PM

Yucky is having a bad night. Been outed as a nazi, mommie didn't fix his dinner and nobody believes he has a 9" dick. Poor,Poor pitiful Yucky.

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: your mother ()
Date: August 26, 2012 08:52PM

Travel Man Wrote:
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> Me and my buddy are going to Bangkok and Phuket
> next month. Yeah, we plan to play it safe but we
> both want to fuck some cute lil whores.
>
> Yeah we aint gonna accidentally pick up no
> trannies either.
>
> Any of you been over there and had a little fun?


maybe you will run into your mother or your sister working beside the other ladies.

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Re: How are the whores in Thailand?
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: August 28, 2012 08:18AM

Bbb

I have you now.

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