Lights! llllllights! lights! lights! Lights!

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I so need to find where Gordon "poses" as a single mother in Rose Hill....it's so fun to watch a bunch of idiots act like the can determine the gender and location of anyone else on here...LOL

Scott, you spend ALOT of time talking about me n the hubby having sex....missing something in your marriage? It's interesting how often you bring that up, and all based on one comment I made MAKING FUN OF YOU. See when you twist someone words into your own meaning, it's just not sane.

Re: Open Invitation to Susan Mitchell Petty new
Posted by: Scott Lehman ()
Date: August 07, 2012 09:12AM

Gordon Blvd., on the other hand is a long-term denizen here who I'd diagnosed as having SEVERE mental issues.

I actually launched a campaign to "break" him/her, and possibly owing to a mis-identification of her voice on a 4:00AMish call, I thought I'd succeeded.

See, for everyone else, he "launched a campaign" against my best friend. I tried to call and talk to him, we were both on here typing at 4am, and he acted like a jackass on the phone, he wouldn't talk about anything, he just tried to insult me so what was the point in asking anyone to call? Now he's acting like that was 'Gordon', yadayadayada....I just wanted to know who was after my friend, then I figured out that not in a million years could he find the mythical Gordon, but by then he was such a douchebag I just can't help fucking with him...I mean, c'mon, he issued a bounty on me for God's sake!

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Page 3? Man who’s counting? This son’ bitch going to infinity!!

Hey 2con, for all the nutty shit you’ve plastered all over this site, you have had some good one-liners and when you said the Gordon BLVD thread was going to infinity, that was one of them.

I don't know... this guy is pretty smart.

He was claiming to be me, earlier...

Almost had me going for a while, too.

Image attached (mentioned for those who try to print this at home.)
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Travelling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,

"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscle
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said,

"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover." (Yeahhh!)

Dying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and nothin' much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said,

"Oh, you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? (ooohh)
You better run, you better take cover."

We are..

Livin' in a land down under,
Where women glow and men plunder, (yeahhhhhhhhhh)
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? (thunderrrrr!)
You better run, you better take cover.

Livin' in a land down under,
Where women glow and men plunder,
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? (oooo yeahhhh!)
Then I run, and then I take cover. (yea)

We are...

Livin' in a land down under, (underrrr)
Where women glow and men plunder,
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? (oooo da da laa yeahhh!)
Then I run, then I take cover.

we're back to that, are we? Lol, well it was only a matter of time....

JenK Wrote:
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> we're back to that, are we? Lol, well it was only
> a matter of time....

Hi Scott. You forgot to log out and log back in under your other name.

Z3R0 Wrote:
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> JenK Wrote:
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> -----
> > we're back to that, are we? Lol, well it was
> only
> > a matter of time....
>
> Hi Scott. You forgot to log out and log back in
> under your other name.


I have this feeling that arguing this will lead nowhere....but c'mon he actually spent time deciphering how may dots I use, but whatever.

Posted by: JenK ()
Date: August 07, 2012 11:13AM


> JenK Wrote:
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"I have this feeling that arguing this will lead nowhere....but c'mon he actually spent time deciphering how may dots I use, but whatever."

Nah, I know who you are. Scott doesn't know his as form Grassy knolls gloryhole though.

See any dead burning bikers lately?

JenK Wrote:
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> Z3R0 Wrote:
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> > JenK Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > we're back to that, are we? Lol, well it was
> > only
> > > a matter of time....
> >
> > Hi Scott. You forgot to log out and log back in
> > under your other name.
>
>
> I have this feeling that arguing this will lead
> nowhere....but c'mon he actually spent time
> deciphering how may dots I use, but whatever.


hey jenk wanna meet up, you're hot. i can teach you how to use a varying amount of dots from none! to, misplaced commas...... to an excessive amount.

free if u acknowledge m.e..

Lol...and what will those dots and misplaced commas teach me how to do??? :)

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Flashback brain fuck time!

Your daddy works in porno
Now that mommy's not around
She used to love her heroin
But now she's underground
So you stay out late at night
And you do your coke for free
Drivin' your friends crazy
With your life's insanity

Well, well, well you just can't tell
Well, well, well my Michelle

Sowin' all your wild oats
In another's luxuries
Yesterday was Tuesday
Maybe Thursday you can sleep
But school starts much too early
And this hotel wasn't free
So party till your connection call
Baby I'll return the key

Well, well, well you just can't tell
Well, well, well my Michelle
Well, well, well you never can tell
Well, well, well my Michelle

Everyone needs love
You know that it's true
Someday you'll find someone
That'll fall in love with you
But oh the time it takes
When you're all alone
Someday you'll find someone
That you can call your own
But till then ya better...

Now you're clean
And so discreet
I won't say a word
But most of all this song is true
Case you haven't heard
So c'mon and stop your whinin'
'Cause we both know money burns
Honey don't stop tryin;
An you'll get what you deserve

Scott Lehman Wrote:
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> "See any dead burning bikers lately?"
>
> That's an incorrect reference to a friend who was
> killed in a motorcycle accident by a woman who
> seems to have paid no attention at all at the
> time.
>

No, that's pretty correct.

JenK Wrote:
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> Lol...and what will those dots and misplaced
> commas teach me how to do??? :)

You can make more accounts (or a second one, i dunno) and pretend to be other people!


post boobs now?

The stakes have never been higher than $1.....damn I knew he didn't have $300 for my bounty!

That said, I will admit, that yes, I'm being ALOT like Randall, and so are all of you...except 2con/Scott aka Crippie boy- watch and enjoy :)

Thanks for giving me until Thursday now! Another day to hold your breath waiting for the "truth"

@meh-Lol....one account should be good, I don't plan to start arguing with myself! And the boobs were on the jenK thread, I'm not posting boobs here, then I'll have another string of "scott crush" to ward off :)

Scoottroop, did you lose your pw for Michelle?

sooo are you dating anyone?

i like small boobed women

This thread is now about JenK's boobs.


They are wonderful

Ms. Swan: Okay, don't you worry, I'm gonna do every'ting, okay? You just sit back and enjoy the ride, Mistah Horny.

Hotline Customer: Right, great.

Ms. Swan: Okay, I'm gonna turn you on---

Hotline Customer: All right, go ahead.

Ms. Swan: Okay, you ready? Here goes: Ooooooooooooooooooh. (Short pause) Okay, that's it, good bye!

Hotline Customer: No! Wait, wait, wait, hold on a second! Wait, wait! I don't mean to be rude, but I'm going to need a little more than that.

Ms. Swan: Okay, okay, I tell you every'ting.

Hotline Customer: All right, well, uh... You know what, why don't you tell me, uh, do you look like a celebrity? Do you look like anyone famous?

Ms. Swan: Okay, yeah, you know, all the time people teh me I looka like a Bjork.

Hotline Customer: (Confused) You look like a Buick?

Ms. Swan: No, I looka like a Bjork. You know, that singah* from Iceland.

Hotline Customer: Forget about that, why don't you tell me about your hooters. You got big boobs?

Ms. Swan: Okay, yeah, you know they are so big, sometimes I cannot even stand up.

(The hotline customer changes from smiling to disgusted.)

Hotline Customer: What?

Ms. Swan: Y-yeah, too big? Okay, yah, you know, like-a big a little big a little.

Hotline Customer: Okay, which one are they? Are they big or are they little?

Ms. Swan: Okay, you know they little, but they have a BIG GIANT NIPPLE.

Crickets

I wonder what JenK does in her free time.

hey JenK. I'm doing a survey of pretty women and I was wondering:

what is the name of your favorite uncle?

meh: "I wonder what JenK does in her free time."

Not much... Scott hasn't let her have a new pair of shoes in years.

Aren't you Scooter?

meh: I think you're on to something!

There's a resemblance... let's dig deeper.
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I found conclusive evidence of the Scooter connection, but Jim Henson's ghost popped up on my browser, and started spouting copyright law.

I'll have to try another approach....

I've learned that if "right-click" does something funny, the page probably is copyrighted, BTW.

Betcha Informed Informer didn't know that.

Inquisitive Inquisitioner Wrote:
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> I found conclusive evidence of the Scooter
> connection, but Jim Henson's ghost popped up on my
> browser, and started spouting copyright law.
>
> I'll have to try another approach....

Another useless 2concerned post. Borrrrrrring.

What's up Scott? I decided to register here and try to get a fresh start with everybody. I was inspired by the courage you showed in registering with your real name!

I'm sober too, by the way.

Life is great.

Gotta eat lunch, guys... my Mom is torqued about the gerbils.

I'll find some stuff to copy and paste when I get back.

Don't leak my plan before then, ok?

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Hmmmm, I read, make costumes, take the kids out, go to the bar nearby w/my friends cause some of em work there, garden, watch a select few tv shows, piss people off on FFXU, lots of stuff......oh, and buy new shoes, it's been 2 whole weeks since I got new ones :( the last were pink sandals that make me, like 6'tall, or so :) and my favorite uncle was Mack.

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Truth is, you have a hard-on for this woman. Sounds like you have for "decades"

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JenK Wrote:
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> Hmmmm, I read, make costumes, take the kids out,
> go to the bar nearby w/my friends cause some of em
> work there, garden, watch a select few tv shows,
> piss people off on FFXU, lots of stuff......oh,
> and buy new shoes, it's been 2 whole weeks since I
> got new ones :( the last were pink sandals that
> make me, like 6'tall, or so :) and my favorite
> uncle was Mack.

You sound old, is Mack is first name? or do you have another favorite uncle you are hiding from us for some reason?

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Truth is Wrote:
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> Truth is, you have a hard-on for this woman.
> Sounds like you have for "decades"


I haven't known about JenK for decades, but the rest of that statement is true.

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LOL

yes! i've been waiting for someone to accuse me of something :)

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I'm actually Eesh.

I'm reposting this before meh changes it....

Now it'll be the truth for ever and ever!

"I'm actually Eesh."

And I already called "no take-backs!".

Wait... I thought I was him.

Now I'm really confused.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/971145/972084.html#msg-972084

But the truth is.

I was Bruce Willis the whole time.

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Everyone is Susan except for you.

i'll talk to you on the phone if you want

but i'd rather talk to jenk


PM me ur number jenk <3333

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Do you know how stupid it is to put out your personal information like this? Why would you advertise your phone number? This isn't being bold, you are being a moron.

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Scott Lehman Wrote:
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> Actually, in all of this, I've spoken to someone I
> believe to be "Lizzie", and someone I believe to
> be "Inkahootz". I had some beers with the later.





LOL He must have been desperate for companionship to want to meet someone like you. That, or he didn't have any money for alcohol and used you to get drunk.

edit: Mistaken Identity



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You can be a trust fund baby and have a job.

Nothing wrong with it. Only reason to be mad about it is that you're jealous of his luck.

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Scott Lehman Wrote:
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> And "I Live Across The Street" has now
> conclusively proven themselves a liar.
>
> That was the number that I posted from the first.
>
> "No, I Live Across The Street" was a handle used
> by Sharon Pettigrew, and should not be confused
> with the first.
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I'm sober and life is great!!!!

I'm Eesh and life is
























shitty.

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Scott Lehman Wrote:
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> Has ANYONE spoken to her, or heard from her?
>
> After taking down the post about me (I'm sure
> there's something else, somewhere else), I've
> heard nothing.
>
> I suspect she's going to pretend that I'll go
> away. She doesn't deal well with problems - or
> Marriages.
>
> But really... is ANYONE going to defend her
> character? Is there someone who knows why Susan
> won't end this?


Hi Scott--I would try and help, but I still don't understand who Susan is or how she fits in. If you have known her for 20 some years, can't you call her? How does she fit in with Brian? Sorry, I thought I knew all the "players", but Susan Petty has thrown me for loop.

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Lol, I swear everytime I go do anything.....

....ok, for starters, I will totally admit I was wrong about your number Scott. You can ask Gordon, I'm a dumbass. We were together a couple weeks ago at the store where I'd tried to call, the phone was out-of-order, I didn't read the little screen cause it's a damn payphone, I don't expect them to have screens, I guess I should. That number worked at 4am the night I used a different phone. It was me, remember, Cinthy picked up too and didn't sound too happy. I asked what it was you wanted to talk about and you asked a bunch of smartass questions about getting out of the institute cause you thought you knew my voice. Problem solved, my bad. That IS in fact some guy named Scott's number who did have a sleepy woman in the house at the time.

@meh-you asked for my favorite uncle :) it was his nickname actually, but that's what I called him. Jonathan was too long. And I'm very flattered I give you a hard on, but alas, I'm married :/ sorry....maybe a drink sometime tho :)

@Eesh-damn everyone picks on you....I'd ask but I assume it's a redonkulously long story lol I guess keep on keepin on :)

@Scott/2con/whoever you are today-um, are you keeping track of my posts and issuing butthurts like you said you were? I'm just curious of your current honesty/seriousness levels atm.

JenK Wrote:
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> Lol, I swear everytime I go do anything.....
>
> ....ok, for starters, I will totally admit I was
> wrong about your number Scott. You can ask
> Gordon, I'm a dumbass. We were together a couple
> weeks ago at the store where I'd tried to call,
> the phone was out-of-order, I didn't read the
> little screen cause it's a damn payphone, I don't
> expect them to have screens, I guess I should.
> That number worked at 4am the night I used a
> different phone. It was me, remember, Cinthy
> picked up too and didn't sound too happy. I asked
> what it was you wanted to talk about and you asked
> a bunch of smartass questions about getting out of
> the institute cause you thought you knew my voice.
> Problem solved, my bad. That IS in fact some guy
> named Scott's number who did have a sleepy woman
> in the house at the time.
>
> @meh-you asked for my favorite uncle :) it was his
> nickname actually, but that's what I called him.
> Jonathan was too long. And I'm very flattered I
> give you a hard on, but alas, I'm married :/
> sorry....maybe a drink sometime tho :)
>
> @Eesh-damn everyone picks on you....I'd ask but I
> assume it's a redonkulously long story lol I guess
> keep on keepin on :)
>
> @Scott/2con/whoever you are today-um, are you
> keeping track of my posts and issuing butthurts
> like you said you were? I'm just curious of your
> current honesty/seriousness levels atm.

we don't have to tell husband about your secret f-buddy

the f stands for 'forum'
it can be our - and everyone here - secret

LOL nice, very ingenuitive :) everyone needs a f-buddy in that case :P

JenK Wrote:
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> LOL nice, very ingenuitive :) everyone needs a
> f-buddy in that case :P






Would you like to be my fuck buddy?
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Hello JenK Wrote:
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> JenK Wrote:
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> > LOL nice, very ingenuitive :) everyone needs a
> > f-buddy in that case :P
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Would you like to be my fuck buddy?

My googling discovered that the kid in that picture is, in fact, a big homo.

JenK is mine.

So JenK, I have to ask you.


Scooter is my boi so, are you with him or against him in his fight for justice (/against the voices in his head)

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Scooter like the muppet? All for him :) Scotty, hmmm, all for him visiting MtVernon again :)

Scott Lehman Wrote:
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> But throughout this, I have not told a single lie
> about anyone.


Scooter's nickname in our group of friends is "honest abe"

oh shit i wasnt supposed to say we knew each other irl,

how do i edit

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meh Wrote:
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> JenK Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Lol, I swear everytime I go do anything.....
> >
> > ....ok, for starters, I will totally admit I
> was
> > wrong about your number Scott. You can ask
> > Gordon, I'm a dumbass. We were together a
> couple
> > weeks ago at the store where I'd tried to call,
> > the phone was out-of-order, I didn't read the
> > little screen cause it's a damn payphone, I
> don't
> > expect them to have screens, I guess I should.
> > That number worked at 4am the night I used a
> > different phone. It was me, remember, Cinthy
> > picked up too and didn't sound too happy. I
> asked
> > what it was you wanted to talk about and you
> asked
> > a bunch of smartass questions about getting out
> of
> > the institute cause you thought you knew my
> voice.
> > Problem solved, my bad. That IS in fact some
> guy
> > named Scott's number who did have a sleepy
> woman
> > in the house at the time.
> >
> > @meh-you asked for my favorite uncle :) it was
> his
> > nickname actually, but that's what I called him.
>
> > Jonathan was too long. And I'm very flattered
> I
> > give you a hard on, but alas, I'm married :/
> > sorry....maybe a drink sometime tho :)
> >
> > @Eesh-damn everyone picks on you....I'd ask but
> I
> > assume it's a redonkulously long story lol I
> guess
> > keep on keepin on :)
> >
> > @Scott/2con/whoever you are today-um, are you
> > keeping track of my posts and issuing butthurts
> > like you said you were? I'm just curious of
> your
> > current honesty/seriousness levels atm.
>
> we don't have to tell husband about your secret
> f-buddy
>
> the f stands for 'forum'
> it can be our - and everyone here - secret

If I have my way, JenK is mine. Everyone step back. Carry On.

No, I asked if this was Scott 3 times, you said 'what? what? yes, this is scott? who is this?' No shrieking, I did say something to the effect of 'really, you've only been asking me to call for a week, and I just said I would'...then you proceeded to start asking about the institution and if I'd been let out, I asked again what is was you wanted to talk about, you said they must have let me out early, I laughed, since it's obvious you had nothing to actually say and hung up.

If you really think the converstation went as you described I'm not surprised a dancing man can get you so worked up. I mean, I said I'll call you and called minutes later, why the fuck would that have been "Rhonda"?

edit--@Joey- +1 :) all yours, til Saturday :P



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This is getting too insane.

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Correction Scottie, neither myself nor Gordon came up with that lil map there....you pulled that from someone else or made it up, if I recall you were using it back when you were googling 24/7 and posting sticky notes all 'Beautiful Mind' style around yor computer. Although, I know which one is me on your lil map!

Scott, are you aware that you are also 2concerned?

eesh Wrote:
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> This is getting too insane.


You think that now?

I thought that when the thread just started. /hipster

JenK, that joey comment really hurt my feelings and I understand you said it to spite me.

That's not cool. I forgive you this time, but don't do it again.

meh-i didn't mean to hurt your feelings or spite you, I was just amused that he ended that with 'carry on' :) I am saddened that I saddened you...however, I'm gonna go be all womanly and cook the hell outta some viddles. I'll think of you while I do ;) (meh not Scott/2crazy)

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Scott Lehman Wrote:
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> eesh: "Scott, are you aware that you are also
> 2concerned?"
>
> I believe that you and he are working to convince
> everyone of that.

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Scott Lehman Wrote:
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> JenK: "Although, I know which one is me on your
> lil map!"
>
> I'll loop back to this at some point... I thought
> the conversation said that you weren't on the map
> because you were "Jersey Girl".
>
> I can't recall with certainty, off hand... there
> was a lot to track.


Can u tell me which one is JenK (and possibly her phone number ^^)

I'd rather find her the stalky route rather than the normal well adjusted person way.

I've seen fire
I've seen rain
I've seen suzane
I've seen beauty
I've seen war
I've seen complete acts of kindness
I've seen senseless acts of violence
But this has to be the craziest shit
I've ever seen.


Madness,Madness

eesh Wrote:
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> Scott, are you aware that you are also 2concerned?


You beat me to it. I was going to ask the same question.