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Biblical scholars have lied to you! BIG TIME!
Posted by: scholarythoughts ()
Date: July 23, 2012 01:55PM

http://www.wyattarchaeology.com/

The events of the jews being led out of egypt and they stopped in saudia arabia.

They cross west to east! not east to west.

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Re: Biblical scholars have lied to you! BIG TIME!
Posted by: meh ()
Date: July 23, 2012 02:24PM

cant blame them for getting east and west mixed up... all dem sand niggas look alike

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Re: Biblical scholars have lied to you! BIG TIME!
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: July 23, 2012 02:25PM

Biblical scholars are liars, because the bible is full of lies.

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Re: Biblical scholars have lied to you! BIG TIME!
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: July 23, 2012 02:40PM

There's really no evidence to suggest that large numbers of Hebrew people were kept as slaves in Egypt. The Egyptians kept good records too, even about stuff as trivial as seasonal rainfall, crop output, etc. You'd think they would have noted things like massive plagues and a large exodus of slaves, but they didn't. It's safe to say that the Book of Exodus is simply ancient mythology, just like most of the stories in the old and new testaments.

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Re: Biblical scholars have lied to you! BIG TIME!
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: July 23, 2012 03:16PM

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> There's really no evidence to suggest that large
> numbers of Hebrew people were kept as slaves in
> Egypt. The Egyptians kept good records too, even
> about stuff as trivial as seasonal rainfall, crop
> output, etc. You'd think they would have noted
> things like massive plagues and a large exodus of
> slaves, but they didn't. It's safe to say that
> the Book of Exodus is simply ancient mythology,
> just like most of the stories in the old and new
> testaments.


Or every first born child being killed.


Biblical Scholar...isn't that an oxymoron? Must be a pretty busy and lonely occupation disproving just about everything in it.


Creation ....."I can't find much proof of that."

Adam and Eve.... "DNA says no."

Talking snakes...."pretty unlikely."

Noah and the flood....."Uhhh, nope can't find any geological evidence of that either."

Exodus.... "Sorry, no evidence of plagues, wiped out livestock, first born deaths. etc..."

10 Commandments....."I'd like to tell you it was real, but......"

Parting the Red Sea......"Nope"

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Re: Biblical scholars have lied to you! BIG TIME!
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: July 23, 2012 03:25PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> Or every first born child being killed.

They kept records of the Nile's flood stages, but hey, somebody forgot to make a note about the time when some angry god killed a few thousand children.

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Re: Biblical scholars have lied to you! BIG TIME!
Posted by: climate change ()
Date: July 23, 2012 03:28PM

The plagues were due to climate change. Much like some kooky evangelicals attributed Katrina to the wrath of God, the Israelites did the same thing. Seeing as how climate change has become just another religion, it is really no surprise.

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Re: Biblical scholars have lied to you! BIG TIME!
Posted by: Lester ()
Date: July 23, 2012 04:12PM


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Re: Biblical scholars have lied to you! BIG TIME!
Posted by: Ito ()
Date: July 23, 2012 04:32PM

> Noah and the flood....."Uhhh, nope can't find any geological evidence of that either."

Actually, the flood story is prevalent throughout the Mideast and a lot of Asia.

My favorite explanation for the flood myth is that this might be what happened when the waters of the Aegean flooded through the Bosporus into the Black Sea.

See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sea_deluge_hypothesis

Some question how catastrophic this event was in that it might have not happened suddenly but over a matter of centuries, but it would be a serious devastation for those who lived by the sea and their villages were inundated, never to be seen again.

There are a number of events that might have triggered the original story: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flood_myth

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Re: Biblical scholars have lied to you! BIG TIME!
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: July 23, 2012 05:21PM

The truth is Moses led the Jews from New York into Florida

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Re: Biblical scholars have lied to you! BIG TIME!
Posted by: P_P_P ()
Date: July 23, 2012 07:30PM

Posters do realize that "wiki" anything as a reference is NOT credible? Right?

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Re: Biblical scholars have lied to you! BIG TIME!
Posted by: Ito ()
Date: July 23, 2012 07:42PM

I used the wikipedia entry for a summary. If you enjoy reading, try the National Geographic link below. Credible enough for you?

http://www.nationalgeographic.com/blacksea/ax/frame.html

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