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Serious Question for Black Users
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: July 16, 2012 06:41PM

This isn't a case of whitey hating on black people and I may be called racist for this - I may not. I gotta ask regardless...

Black people. Why do you guys walk in the road with an empty sidewalk a foot to the right of you? Is it because the sidewalk is white? (KIDDING)!!

I'd love to know what it's all about.

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Re: Serious Question for Black Users
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 16, 2012 06:50PM

Why do black teenagers rap to themselves when walking?

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Re: Serious Question for Black Users
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: July 16, 2012 07:00PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Why do black teenagers rap to themselves when
> walking?


Gotta practice or you get rusty. Totally get that. Doesn't bother me a bit...unless they're rapping to themselves while walking in the street when there is an empty sidewalk right next to them.

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Re: Serious Question for Black Users
Posted by: tomahawk ()
Date: July 16, 2012 07:15PM

Why talk in the movie theatre?

Why cross a busy road at night dressed in dark clothes walking slow as shit where there are no streetlights (aka Rt. 1 Hybla Valley)?

I'd like to hear similar questions for white people. Perhaps something like, "Why do you think thick-framed hipster glasses are cool-looking?" or something like that.

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Re: Serious Question for Black Users
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: July 16, 2012 07:18PM

tomahawk Wrote:
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> Why talk in the movie theatre?
>
> Why cross a busy road at night dressed in dark
> clothes walking slow as shit where there are no
> streetlights (aka Rt. 1 Hybla Valley)?
>
> I'd like to hear similar questions for white
> people. Perhaps something like, "Why do you think
> thick-framed hipster glasses are cool-looking?" or
> something like that.


not really the same thing since I (a white guy) along with most other white people also hate hipsters.

Is this really a common and widely known black thing to do? I was not aware.

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Re: Serious Question for Black Users
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 16, 2012 07:36PM

Why do black men like fat white chicks? I see this A LOT in poor areas economically deprived areas like Petersburg, Hopewell and Colonial Heights.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/16/2012 07:37PM by eesh.

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Re: Serious Question for Black Users
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: July 16, 2012 07:50PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Why do black men like fat white chicks? I see this
> A LOT in poor areas economically deprived areas
> like Petersburg, Hopewell and Colonial Heights.


asking this is like asking this

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Serious attempt to answer these dumbass questions..lol
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: July 17, 2012 12:11PM

Black people. Why do you guys walk in the road with an empty sidewalk a foot to the right of you? Is it because the sidewalk is white? (KIDDING)!!

Never seen this or heard of this. If I walk on the street it's briefly so elders or others can pass by.

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Why do black teenagers rap to themselves when walking?

We love to entertain ourselves. My oldest son does this. It annoys the shit out of me sometimes. I did it as a teenager....but I was a clown and loved attention.

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Why talk in the movie theatre?


I HAVE NEVER BEEN THAT GUY. I hate it more than the next man. It annoys me. Talking phones....but yea I agree. I might crack 1 joke or laugh loud...but I don't do that shit.

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Why cross a busy road at night dressed in dark clothes walking slow as shit where there are no streetlights (aka Rt. 1 Hybla Valley)?

Sounds like a crackhead to me. Not just black people. lol.

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Why do black men like fat white chicks? I see this A LOT in poor areas economically deprived areas like Petersburg, Hopewell and Colonial Heights.

Good question. My father and I usedto laugh about that when I was younger. Will NEVER understand that. I've always preferred pretty petite chicks. Nice boobs...tight lil onion booty. That's just me though.

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Re: Serious Question for Black Users
Posted by: Z3R0 ()
Date: July 17, 2012 01:29PM

Why isn't there more black farmers? You had all the training back in the day and I am surprised your people did not capitalize on this skill after you were set free. Some of the wealthiest people in the country are farmers.

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Re: Serious Question for Black Users
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 17, 2012 01:53PM

Z3R0 Wrote:
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> Why isn't there more black farmers?






Actually, there are quite a few black farmers. Whenever I go to a farmers' market, most of the vendors are black.

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Re: Serious Question for Black Users
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: July 17, 2012 01:58PM

Ahmayzin - this turned into a "Ask a Black Man"

Wasn't that a Dave Chappelle skit?

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Re: Serious Question for Black Users
Posted by: Z3R0 ()
Date: July 17, 2012 02:36PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Z3R0 Wrote:
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> > Why isn't there more black farmers?
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>
>
>
>
>
> Actually, there are quite a few black farmers.
> Whenever I go to a farmers' market, most of the
> vendors are black.


Interesting. The farmer's markets I hit up are all good ol' boys. Are you sure the blacks are the owners and not just the help?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/17/2012 02:36PM by Z3R0.

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Re: Serious Question for Black Users
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 17, 2012 02:40PM

No, they were the farmers.

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Re: Serious Question for Black Users
Posted by: Z3R0 ()
Date: July 17, 2012 03:01PM

never seen one.

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Re: Serious Question for Black Users
Posted by: Juxtaposition ()
Date: July 17, 2012 03:18PM

eesh Wrote:
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> No, they were the farmers.

What it is you implying cotton picka.

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Re: Serious Question for Black Users
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: July 17, 2012 05:31PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> Ahmayzin - this turned into a "Ask a Black Man"
>
> Wasn't that a Dave Chappelle skit?


LoL I believe it was. Love Chappelle. I was just trying to keep it real. This could also be "When keepin it real goes wrong" c/o Chappelle. lol

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Re: Serious Question for Black Users
Posted by: Hate that ()
Date: July 17, 2012 05:40PM

Gonads & Strife Wrote:
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> This isn't a case of whitey hating on black people
> and I may be called racist for this - I may not. I
> gotta ask regardless...
>
> Black people. Why do you guys walk in the road
> with an empty sidewalk a foot to the right of you?
> Is it because the sidewalk is white? (KIDDING)!!
>
> I'd love to know what it's all about.


I hate when people do this, but in my experience, I've seen way more white stay-at-home moms doing it.

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Re: Serious Question for Black Users
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: July 17, 2012 05:44PM

Ahmayzin Wrote:
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> Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ahmayzin - this turned into a "Ask a Black Man"
> >
> > Wasn't that a Dave Chappelle skit?
>
>
> LoL I believe it was. Love Chappelle. I was
> just trying to keep it real. This could also be
> "When keepin it real goes wrong" c/o Chappelle.
> lol


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Re: Serious Question for Black Users
Posted by: Jamaicanjerk ()
Date: July 18, 2012 02:10AM

Hate that Wrote:
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> Gonads & Strife Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This isn't a case of whitey hating on black
> people
> > and I may be called racist for this - I may not.
> I
> > gotta ask regardless...
> >
> > Black people. Why do you guys walk in the road
> > with an empty sidewalk a foot to the right of
> you?
> > Is it because the sidewalk is white?
> (KIDDING)!!
> >
> > I'd love to know what it's all about.
>
>
> I hate when people do this, but in my experience,
> I've seen way more white stay-at-home moms doing
> it.

I always see the black burqaed Muslim stay at home moms and relatives that do this. They also change their tires and fix their cars right there in the street. Sometimes they block the street with two cars and casually chat while other white dress wearing men idle by. If you happen to need to get by, well, that's your fecking problem.

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Re: Serious Question for Black Users
Posted by: Heywood Jablomi ()
Date: July 18, 2012 05:46PM

Blacks are always pissed off because they are shit colored and have pubic hair on their heeds.

When Obongo gets ousted, the will riot and we will be able to shoot them in defense of our property.

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Re: Serious Question for Black Users
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: July 18, 2012 05:57PM

Here is an answer to something that always defied common sense.
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