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Skinny Jeans Cause Several Health Problems
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 15, 2012 03:27PM

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/skinny-jeans-lead-testicular-problems-article-1.1113798



Medical experts, including UK television personality Dr. Hilary Jones, have reported an increase in injuries being caused by tight jeans, cites The Telegraph on Wednesday. "The trendy denims are causing twisted testicles, bladder weakness, and even urinary tract infections."

Twisted testicles is a serious condition that occurs "when tight trousers prevent the spermatic cord from moving freely, meaning it twists and leads to testicular torsion which cuts off the blood supply requiring immediate surgery to prevent a gangrenous testicle," noted the report.

Other dreaded side effects from overly tight jeans: low sperm count and fungal infections.

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Re: Skinny Jeans Cause Several Health Problems
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: July 15, 2012 03:33PM

If only this meant that skinny jeans would go away...

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Re: Skinny Jeans Cause Several Health Problems
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: July 15, 2012 03:38PM

Genevieve Wrote:
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> If only this meant that skinny jeans would go
> away...





LOL The news also reported that UGG boots led to fungal infections but women continued to wear them.

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Re: Skinny Jeans Cause Several Health Problems
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: July 15, 2012 03:40PM

eesh Wrote:
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> LOL The news also reported that UGG boots led to
> fungal infections but women continued to wear
> them.


The standard UGG boots are pretty hideous. Definitely an example of comfort over style.

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Re: Skinny Jeans Cause Several Health Problems
Posted by: LOLLERS ()
Date: July 15, 2012 03:41PM


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Re: Skinny Jeans Cause Several Health Problems
Posted by: Yucky24. ()
Date: July 15, 2012 03:43PM

Yay. The war against Male beauty rages on...

Uglify yourself more fellas. It's what the misandric feminists and homophobic tea baggers want.



And don't forget your saggy single-toned utilitarian boxers to go with them...

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Re: Skinny Jeans Cause Several Health Problems
Posted by: Kittie ()
Date: July 15, 2012 03:47PM

I agree with Yucky. Skinny jeans forever!!

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Re: Skinny Jeans Cause Several Health Problems
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: July 15, 2012 03:55PM

Yucky24. Wrote:
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> Yay. The war against Male beauty rages on...
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> Uglify yourself more fellas. It's what the
> misandric feminists and homophobic tea baggers
> want.

The war against male beauty? Most men look hideous in skinny jeans. Have you not noticed what it does to a man's ass? Like it is melting down the back of their legs? I think men should be more fashion conscious. But skinny jeans aren't the answer.

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Re: Skinny Jeans Cause Several Health Problems
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 15, 2012 04:19PM

LOLLERS Wrote:
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That's fucking hilarious. "Your sister can't even fit into them pants!"

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Re: Skinny Jeans Cause Several Health Problems
Posted by: Kittie man ()
Date: July 15, 2012 07:41PM

Kittie Wrote:
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> I agree with Yucky. Skinny jeans forever!!


Kittie, what about robust men? Are you in favor of robust men wearing skinny jeans? If you're a robust man, you know how difficult it is to find any pear of trousers whatsoever that you're comfortable in. Robustness in men is a problem that does not get enough attention from the media.

if you're a man and you are robust, this one's for you.

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Re: Skinny Jeans Cause Several Health Problems
Posted by: add to it ()
Date: July 15, 2012 07:47PM

"The trendy denims are causing twisted testicles, bladder weakness, and even urinary tract infections."

I would have thought just being a fag caused most of the problems for the wearers.

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